At 5/4/08 10:45 PM, megaman12345 wrote:
Well.
Well.
Today as like any other day i was hanging out at the side of my backyard pool. I was just sitting there reading the latest Nintendo Power. '
Why? You have nothing better to do?
I was halfway in the magazine. So while i was reading my dad came out. He was much buffer and taller then me so he wore a speed-o and no shirt. He jumped in the pool and my Nintendo Power almost got wet but it was fine. After five minutes of him being in the pool he began to talk to me. "Son jump into the pool. You would be buff instead of thin if you did." I said "Dad there is no fucking way i am going in the pool you fucktart. "
Now why would you go and say something like that?
Well that seemed to upset him.
No kidding.
My dad jumped out of the pool and went fifteen feet in the air. He landed gracefully cracking the cement below him with his feet. He then Took my Magazine and tore it in half then Picked me up and raised me above his head and tossed me into the pool. He then jumped in and dunked me fifteen times. Then he threw me out made me stand up then pushed me into the pool.
I almost died.
In what way did you almost die?
Well anyways that was my day.
And naturally, we all needed to know. Also, learn proper English grammer, please.
