The appeal with electronic drums is the ability to switch samples. But generally, yeah acoustic drums sound way better.
As for programming & sequencing, its tedious. But thats not to downplay its difficulty, for its pretty much the same for composition as anything else.
The reason for the keyboard, is because its the most universal instrument. Melodic instruments pretty much hit the same notes, the reason for the variety is different sounds, and another style of playing. But guitars have varieties that have different notes, plus not nearly as many as a keyboard could.
Besides, with your allegations that real instruments is better, does that make the piano, not an instrument? Are keyboards, 'fake'?
Your logic & self-contradicting ignorance confuses/amuses me.