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need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 2nd, 2008 @ 04:28 PM Reply

This was originaly for a project but everyone got really mad at me for wrighting this.

So screw them I'm going to do it anyway.

I need a singer to do this song so I can animate a video to it.
any $ I can get out of the final product will be split.

here is the song
its a parody of "American Pie"

A long long time ago...
I can still remember that puckered ass and lazy smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those titty's dance
and maybe we'd be happy for a while.

So I told the bitch to make me diner
She ran away so he's the winner.
She stumbled to his doorstep
and wed this dumb old poor schlep.

It gave a perk to my stride
When I read about his widowed bride,
and I got to touch her deep inside
The day her husband died.

So hi, hi mrs O'conorie
Gonna shank her, gonna spank her, then Ill eat her hair pie.
Some good old boys were checking out her brown eye
saying "this will be the day that he dies."
"this will be the day that he dies."

I killed a man to show my love,
and sent his soul to god above,
at least for his sake I hope so,
now shes a lonely teenage white widow,
and I'm swooping in to heal her mortal soul.
man I'm going to wreck this hoe.

Well I knew that she was in love with him
cuz I saw his white load on her chin
and thought "that's going to be mine some day"
Well I'll nail that bitch its true.
and I'll nut in those cute baby blues.

yes I killed that fat old mother-fuck
with a 10 inch cleaver and my pick up truck.
Cuz I knew that she'd be down to fuck,
the day, her husband died.

I started singing,
Die,Die Mr O'conorie,
I'm gonna nail your widowed wife until the bitch starts to cry.
them good old boys were checking out her brown eye
and singing "this will be the day that he dies."
"this will be the day that he dies."

Now for ten years I was on my own
while she sat in "fat fucks" cozy home.
But that's not how it was supposed to be.
well she was supposed to be my queen,
While I slap her around and make a seen,
when I'm swilling down whole bottles of Jim Bean.

We were singing
Die ,Die Mr O'conorie
I was gonna shank her gonna spank her but the bitch was all dry,
So I grabbed her ass and lubed it up with "K.Y"
Singing "I'm gonna make this stupid bitch cry",
"I'm gonna make this stupid bitch cry".

it was a 10 inch cleaver stainless steel
and I shoved it till his face met the hilt.
He screamed at first and then went limp.
and I was off to meet his wife that day.

They were singing
Die die Mr O'conorie
Gonna shank her, gonna spank her, then Ill eat her hair pie.
Some good old boys were checking out her brown eye
saying "this will be the day that he dies.

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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 3rd, 2008 @ 12:31 AM Reply

How do we even know if this is going to make a money in the first place to contribute? And Also Post Maybe Some Of The Drawings or art you have preppared for the flash.


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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 3rd, 2008 @ 08:08 PM Reply

Well i mean i would... but i dont even know how the flow of the song goes... let alone how to sing it right... and it would also take a little while to practice so i didnt mess it up... il let u know what i think.
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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 4th, 2008 @ 01:44 PM Reply

You have never herd amarican pie?
here is a link
american pie

also being able to play gutar is a plus.

I have won one aword so far and am working for Free Radio New York 102.7, w/ it will be promoted.

this is the opertunity to be herd and noticed.

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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 4th, 2008 @ 07:29 PM Reply

No homos.... Ok homos, but no jews... ok jews, but no mexicans... ok mexicans but no sumbraros,
thats where I draw the line.
God Damn mariachie bands and there oversized... everything.
If you don't want to see the sun get the fuck out of mexico!
w/ your god damn seqins and glass candy, I'm on to you.
You'll never get my lucky charms, I hide them in my arse.

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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 5th, 2008 @ 01:43 AM Reply

At 5/4/08 01:44 PM, djbdr248 wrote: You have never herd amarican pie?
here is a link
american pie

also being able to play gutar is a plus.

I have won one aword so far and am working for Free Radio New York 102.7, w/ it will be promoted.

this is the opertunity to be herd and noticed.

Idk... thats kinda hard to stick them words in there... i cant do it myself i tried about 20 times, its not working.


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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 5th, 2008 @ 12:54 PM Reply

I'm not asking for it to be exactly like the song, just resemble it.
Feel free to extend the melody or what ever you need to do,
Just grab your axe, sit down and just have fun with it untill something catches your ear.

A whiney red neck voice w/ a banjo in the background might sound cool...

Just have fun w/ it.
Spoofs turn out like shit if you are not haveing fun.

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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 5th, 2008 @ 11:04 PM Reply

At 5/5/08 12:54 PM, djbdr248 wrote: I'm not asking for it to be exactly like the song, just resemble it.
Feel free to extend the melody or what ever you need to do,
Just grab your axe, sit down and just have fun with it untill something catches your ear.

A whiney red neck voice w/ a banjo in the background might sound cool...

Just have fun w/ it.
Spoofs turn out like shit if you are not haveing fun.

Mmm... il see what i can do il PM u when i get it done and send u the file.. but its gonna be kind hard to do it without the words to guide me along haha... il use the lyrics and if i screw up the flow then i screw up the flow ohhh welllll


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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 6th, 2008 @ 03:12 PM Reply

allright.

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Response to need singer for song spoof cartoon May. 8th, 2008 @ 07:03 PM Reply

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