My girlfriend might break up w/ me.

[Tancrisism]

It happened so fast, I just can't believe it.

It all started a little while ago, when I was reccomended to meet her by some friends. My cousin actually, and his girlfriend. Well, you see, we hit off really well at first. I would take her to restaurants often, she really liked the old fashioned diners. We would go bowling too. We were very happy, and ahh... I can still remember the first time we made love.

Tonight she called me to hang out, so I agreed. I went to pick her up and take her to her favorite restaurant, and she commented on my new car. Then she started saying how ALL of my new clothes (piece by piece) "sucked", in essence. This is where I drew the line, and I got out of the car and shot her three times in the face.

She then called me a freak and ran away.

I DON'T WANT HER TO BRAKE UP W ME! Help Newgrounds?

GTA IV kicks so much ass.

[AlkaSeltzer]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!

[Natalia777]

GTA IV kicks so much ass.

I wish a had a playstation 3.

off topic

[Tancrisism]

No one insults my striped sweater and polo slacks and gets away with it!

[Smego]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR TOO, you craft little rascal. I personally think you look very à la mode in your new clothes.

[Apophic]

She got what she deserved.
Hope it all works out.

[LazyPint]

She'll come crawling back.

Can you still stamp on people?

[Grind]

AN ambulance will come and pick her up in a sec and she won't even know what happened =/

[ShadowWest]

GODDAMNIT WHY?????

[satanbrain]

At 5/1/08 05:33 AM, Tancrisism wrote: GTA IV kicks so much ass.

GTA IV is awesome!

[simon]

At 5/1/08 05:40 AM, Tancrisism wrote: No one insults my striped sweater and polo slacks and gets away with it!

i'm wearing that suit you get from the second island.
i look so slick.

MICHELLE BROKE UP WITH ME FOR THE GOVERNMENT THOUGH.

[TheYoungblood]

Try to dress what your girlfriend likes you to wear and if you do that, she will avoid to call you a freak again.

[Tancrisism]

At 5/1/08 07:18 AM, simon wrote: MICHELLE BROKE UP WITH ME FOR THE GOVERNMENT THOUGH.

Don't worry. The government has Chlamydia.

[NekoMika]

Why dont you try to spend a little more time with her.
try to make her understand how you feel
If she does break up with you will you still care in the morning for her like she cares for you??

[arykT]

At 5/1/08 05:33 AM, Tancrisism wrote:

GTA IV kicks so much ass.

Haha. I didn't see that there at first. Well just reload the game and bring her out on another date. But this time... don't shoot her.

[Tancrisism]

At 5/1/08 09:57 PM, arykT wrote:

At 5/1/08 05:33 AM, Tancrisism wrote:

GTA IV kicks so much ass.

Haha. I didn't see that there at first. Well just reload the game and bring her out on another date. But this time... don't shoot her.

Shit... I misread it and reloaded my pistol and "brought her out" "on a date".

Oh well.

[GoForthAndDie]

Heheh. I admit it. I laughed...

I see what you did thar.

[AdolfHitIer]

HAHA I DIDN'T EVEN READ A SENTENCE BUT HAHA MAYBE SHE CAUGHT YOU LOOKING UP PORN HAHA YOUR MOM IS FAT AND YOUR FATHER IS A HAMSTER!!! HAHA YOU'RE NOT COOL!

[Drugged]

O I C WUT U DID THAR.

And ive heard GTA 4 is well cool.

[JackPhantasm]

I'm sorry Michelle, I get carried away some times.

[Urban-Champion]

I ALSO SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR. In social, all the teacher talked about was GTA iV.

It's a sign...

[LedgendGamer]

I'm halfway between pointing out that you shot her three times in the face so she was probably dead (and incapable of running), and commenting on your GTA IV reverence.

[Tancrisism]

At 5/2/08 12:12 AM, LedgendGamer wrote: I'm halfway between pointing out that you shot her three times in the face so she was probably dead (and incapable of running), and commenting on your GTA IV reverence.

An odd fact not often represented by video games: If someone is shot in the chin four times from either side, they are unlikely to die (although bleeding may be unfun).

I'm telling myself this to keep with reality.

[Syntrus]

So she survived the shooting?

[MrPotamato]

I saw that....

GTA rocks...i must buy it soon.

[Tancrisism]

At 5/2/08 01:14 AM, Syntrus wrote: So she survived the shooting?

Sadly so.

[PadreBueno]

O really? Just bounce back.

[Lost-Chances]

NOOOOOOOO! IT'S A COOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!

Whoops, spoiler.

[goldblade1]

Uhhhh. if she broke up with you for the government (If that mean wahat i think it means), you may have dodged a mercury-tipped bullet there.

[AwesomeRific]

LOLOLOLOL whatev.

I'm going out with the annoying nurse bitch girl.

And a skinheads sister.

I say it like this to avoid spoilers.