i just got a gf

[debom]

so i just got a gf, and its my first one ever. I feel really weird with all of this relationship stuff... What should i do ng????????????????????????

[saltovergray]

Lies.

All lies.

[FullFistMaria]

No way are you 21.

[Doberman]

Gangbang her.

[6AMFrenzy]

you just chained yourself down. its fun for awhile but id say not worth it, get out now while your wallet still has money.

[FeindishDemon]

At 4/30/08 03:25 PM, debom wrote: so i just got a gf, and its my first one ever. I feel really weird with all of this relationship stuff... What should i do ng????????????????????????

stop lying.

[ShadowWest]

Fuck her silly.

[Testicle]

BE A GENTLEMAN!1

[Prinzy2]

Get her drunk. It's your only chance.

[ClickToPlay]

Maybe you should break up with her and turn gay?

Just a thought =/.

[debom]

yeah im not going to "rape her" or "gangbang" her i just feel weird with all of this love stuff.

[Testicle]

ur not in love :p

[Doberman]

At 4/30/08 03:29 PM, debom wrote: yeah im not going to "rape her" or "gangbang" her i just feel weird with all of this love stuff.

Fuck her.

HARD

[Lorkas]

At 4/30/08 03:29 PM, debom wrote: yeah im not going to "rape her" or "gangbang" her i just feel weird with all of this love stuff.

Get...Out

[MyMonkey]

From your inability to write girlfriend I know you dont have one.

[debom]

yeah btw im only 14 so im NOT going to "fuck her'

[flashplayer5]

Is the feeling mutual between you both? No? GTFO the realtionship, yes? Good for you.
Just don't stick with her if you don't like her, I made that mistake and now I'm too scared to tell her I don't feel the same way she does. I'll never get out.

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[Sh0T-D0wN]

Whatever you do, don't start texting her every five seconds.

I fucking hate it when people do that.

[Doberman]

At 4/30/08 03:30 PM, debom wrote: yeah btw im only 14 so im NOT going to "fuck her'

Fine.

give her anal.

HARD

[ShadowWest]

At 4/30/08 03:30 PM, debom wrote: yeah btw im only 14 so im NOT going to "fuck her'

Fine. Dump her.

[Dromedary]

LIAR!

[wasb]

At 4/30/08 03:29 PM, debom wrote: yeah im not going to "rape her" or "gangbang" her i just feel weird with all of this love stuff.

your first girlfriend what are you ten? You probably are kids your age shouldn't be dating... you should be like riding your bike or lighting stuff on fire or something...

[KingPaulP]

At 4/30/08 03:30 PM, debom wrote: yeah btw im only 14 so im NOT going to "fuck her'

At 14 it isn't love, its fitting in with the social norm that boys are supposed to like girls, so whether you like her is here nor there, plus you still have time to become a raving butt burglar, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Does Pooh Bear want to come sniffing around my honeypot?

[UsedBabySalesman]

I can see into the future.

New Reply In "i Just Lost My Gf", You Say?

[TheLittleMaster]

Ignore all coments with swears in them?

[MinusNick]

At 4/30/08 03:30 PM, debom wrote: yeah btw im only 14 so im NOT going to "fuck her'

YOU LIED IN YOUR PROFILE ABOUT YOUR AGE!!!! I'M TELLING ON YOU!!!

[debom]

Also im going to meet her in like an hour and im not sure how far we'll go )=???

[Achilles2]

At 4/30/08 03:25 PM, debom wrote: so i just got a gf, and its my first one ever. I feel really weird with all of this relationship stuff... What should i do ng????????????????????????

Congratulations, but remember that 3/4 of NG has never had girlfriends in their lives - so you're in the wrong place.

Continuing on, there is nothing people can tell you to do unless they know her personality. Some girls don't need anything and focus on giving you all the pleasure. Some girls are just high maintenance.

[Sevkat]

HAHA, I pitty you. First girlfriend... pfft! hahaha

[Oliver]

At 4/30/08 03:57 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: HAHA, I pitty you. First girlfriend... pfft! hahaha

yeah pimp-sev, i bet u never had a girlfriend!! pfft! hahaha