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molton44

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Posted at: 4/28/08 03:13 AM

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what do you think would happen if i went around blowing up all gas stations with prices over $1.00


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At 4/28/08 03:13 AM, molton44 wrote: what do you think would happen if i went around blowing up all gas stations with prices over $1.00

I think there would be many many Americans hunting for your head. Especially the government. All that hard work in Iraq gone to waste, I'd be mad too.


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At 4/28/08 03:13 AM, molton44 wrote: what do you think would happen if i went around blowing up all gas stations with prices over $1.00

Well that would be every single gas station then so why not say every gas station?


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At 4/28/08 03:15 AM, Masculine wrote:
At 4/28/08 03:13 AM, molton44 wrote: what do you think would happen if i went around blowing up all gas stations with prices over $1.00
Well that would be every single gas station then so why not say every gas station?

well i was kinda thinkin maybe if i got rib of there gas stations theyd start losing money, so then maybe theyd lower prices


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You'd be arrested before you managed your third. The first would catch local authorities off-guard. But once the second had exploded the authorities would drop 'coincidence' and 'accident' from their vocabulary in describing the events. The reason the third would not be a success is because the matter would be brought to the attention of the federal government in the form of the US Military's commitment to preventing domestic terrorism. Your state's gas stations would be crawling with local police, state police, and perhaps even State and National Guard troops.

You'd be tried and convicted and put away for the duration of your natural life. You'd face the death penalty depending on how many customers' lives were lost in the explosions.

But yea... I guess you're just making a point that gas prices are ridiculous. Though I counter: I've had my license to drive for 5 years now, and even when I first started driving gas prices were all over one dollar a gallon anyway. The lowest I ever saw them in my life was hovering around one dollar when I was very little.

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At 4/28/08 03:19 AM, molton44 wrote: well i was kinda thinkin maybe if i got rib of there gas stations theyd start losing money, so then maybe theyd lower prices

It's not gas that's the main problem though, it's oil.

The oil business is a monopoly and they control all the prices.


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At 4/28/08 03:20 AM, Evark wrote:

:You'd face the death penalty depending on how many customers' lives were lost in the explosions.

well if i did do it id try to do it at like 3am or somthin when hardly any customers were around, after all id be tryin to help ppl in a sense not hurt them


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At 4/28/08 03:23 AM, Masculine wrote:
At 4/28/08 03:19 AM, molton44 wrote: well i was kinda thinkin maybe if i got rib of there gas stations theyd start losing money, so then maybe theyd lower prices
It's not gas that's the main problem though, it's oil.

The oil business is a monopoly and they control all the prices.

thats why i rid all there dispencers, with no way to sell there product theyd lose there money


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At 4/28/08 03:24 AM, molton44 wrote: well if i did do it id try to do it at like 3am or somthin when hardly any customers were around, after all id be tryin to help ppl in a sense not hurt them

Allow me to put this into another context: If I went around smashing power-stations, meaning there's less supply of electricity but equal if not higher demand of it, will the prices rise or fall? Go on, take a guess.


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Well, I heard that theres a super amount of oil in America and that this guy is making cells that make pollution into oil or something. But then again, solar power.

You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.

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A.) This most likely counts against you as planned, which is a crime.

B.) Doing so after this post would be ridiculously stupid and dangerous on your part.

C.) Prices would go up even more for your act.

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Then you would have blown up every petrol station in Australia.

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I would throw a party in your honor.

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At 4/28/08 03:19 AM, molton44 wrote: well i was kinda thinkin maybe if i got rib of there gas stations theyd start losing money, so then maybe theyd lower prices

Ok, I had to exit lurk mode to ask this question as I read this: what exactly was your logic behind this deduction? If they started losing money because you were blowing up gas stations, the prices would only go up because they'd be trying to make up their losses.


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I am sick and fucking tired of Americans bitching and moaning about petrol prices

OH NOES ! GAS IZ GETTING OVE $2 A GALLONZ WEREA ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!!

Do you have ANY idea how much petrol cost here in the UK? I've done all the maths for you so your poor little brain doesn't blow up on you. It workes out at about 8USD a gallon(US),

8 dollars a fucking gallon my fat arsed friends. and here you are bitching about 3, gonna keep that suv are ya?

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Maybe when this terrorism war ends the gas prices will free fall.

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At 5/3/08 09:36 PM, Leap wrote: I am sick and fucking tired of Americans bitching and moaning about petrol prices

OH NOES ! GAS IZ GETTING OVE $2 A GALLONZ WEREA ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!!

Do you have ANY idea how much petrol cost here in the UK? I've done all the maths for you so your poor little brain doesn't blow up on you. It workes out at about 8USD a gallon(US),

8 dollars a fucking gallon my fat arsed friends. and here you are bitching about 3, gonna keep that suv are ya?

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From a Brit's prospective, the people who complain about gas prices in the U.S. are like the celebrities who complain about taxes taking away they're already inflated income.


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We'd have no more gas stations, resulting in all hybrid cards - Meaning we save the environment.

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well i was kinda thinkin maybe if i got rib of there gas stations theyd start losing money, so then maybe theyd lower prices

by losing (from being blown up) sources of revenue (gas stations), gas companies would need to boost the price of gas in order to compensate for their loss of so many gas stations. you fail at logic. you fail at life. please die of dysentery.


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also, molton 44, you have horrific grammar and spelling. please die of typhoid.


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At 4/28/08 03:13 AM, molton44 wrote: what do you think would happen if i went around blowing up all gas stations with prices over $1.00

there would be no more gas stations.

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At 5/3/08 09:36 PM, Leap wrote: I am sick and fucking tired of Americans bitching and moaning about petrol prices

OH NOES ! GAS IZ GETTING OVE $2 A GALLONZ WEREA ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!!

Do you have ANY idea how much petrol cost here in the UK? I've done all the maths for you so your poor little brain doesn't blow up on you. It workes out at about 8USD a gallon(US),

8 dollars a fucking gallon my fat arsed friends. and here you are bitching about 3, gonna keep that suv are ya?

CUNTS

a british-sounding alt account? either that, or you're an unbelievable stereotype who gives british people a bad name. FYI, america is a lot bigger, and things are more spread out than they are in britain. it costs money to drive. please die.


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At 4/28/08 03:24 AM, molton44 wrote:
At 4/28/08 03:20 AM, Evark wrote: You'd face the death penalty depending on how many customers' lives were lost in the explosions.
well if i did do it id try to do it at like 3am or somthin when hardly any customers were around, after all id be tryin to help ppl in a sense not hurt them

um... security cameras ring a bell?

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At 4/28/08 03:13 AM, molton44 wrote: what do you think would happen if i went around blowing up all gas stations with prices over $1.00

If, theoretically, you managed to pull it off, gas prices would go down. However, you would not get away with it, and therefore a minor scandal would sweep the nation, shifting opinions and setting into motion a minor trend that will not really affect anything in a terribly major way. There is, however, always the small chance that if will coincide with the perfect opportunity, and something amazing will happen.
Good luck with that!

and let me know how it goes.

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At 5/5/08 11:06 PM, CheeseManBlue wrote:

a british-sounding alt account? either that, or you're an unbelievable stereotype who gives british people a bad name. FYI, america is a lot bigger, and things are more spread out than they are in britain. it costs money to drive. please die.

Your damm right it costs money to drive, even back in the mid 90s we were paying 70P a LITIER for fuel while you were paying 70c a GALLON,

My point is that you have no right to complain, I would KILL to be able to pay the equivalent of $3 p/g

and fuel has gone up again, its now about $9p/g for regular unleaded

For fucks sake, stop whinging


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by the end of the summer its supposed to be up to $5


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1) Someone will make a post labeled "Someone blew up all the gas stations!"

2) Another person will make a post labeled "I blew up all the gas stations lulz"


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