How to lose some weight, ya fatso!

[PinballWizard976]

Stop eating so fucking much! Now!

Look at you. Always eating, never exercising. You're a disgrace. Go outside and run, or shoot some hoops, or work outside, I don't care, just get off your ass! Also, instead of eating all that crap, try a piece of fruit. Look at this apple. It's juicy and delicious, and I don't gain a pound by eating it. So it's time to lose some weight, Newgrounds!

[Cubone]

check this fatso out,

he eats a meal a day. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.

he also gets a fucking bed. COME THE FUCK ON.

[Joshiwa]

So lets say you are eating a red delicious apple, it has 127 calories in it. So if you eat a few of those and your regular meals guess what...you are going to gain weight.

Maybe you meant to say get a diet plan and eat food sparingly, even apples because if you eat to much of anything it is bad for you.

[Doom-Fan]

At 4/27/08 09:01 PM, Cubone wrote: check this fatso out,

he eats a meal a day. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.

he also gets a fucking bed. COME THE FUCK ON.

What a stupid cunt.

Hope he's adopted.

[4T3prydz]

At 4/27/08 08:57 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Stop eating so fucking much! Now!

Look at you. Always eating, never exercising. You're a disgrace. Go outside and run, or shoot some hoops, or work outside, I don't care, just get off your ass! Also, instead of eating all that crap, try a piece of fruit. Look at this apple. It's juicy and delicious, and I don't gain a pound by eating it. So it's time to lose some weight, Newgrounds!

*sob...sob...sob* You have made me so sad. I probably work out more than you.

AND I LOVE APPLESSZZ!!! :) Oh yeah.. this is a fat person (no offense) :)))))

I had to quote this because I didn't want to post this after the skinny guy picture... eek feel sorry for that guy.

[BigScizot]

Just drink water. It fills you up and has zero calories. Fat people have no excuse for their weight.

[PinballWizard976]

At 4/27/08 09:03 PM, Joshiwa wrote: So lets say you are eating a red delicious apple, it has 127 calories in it. So if you eat a few of those and your regular meals guess what...you are going to gain weight.

Yeah, but it definitely has less calories than potato chips, chocolate, pop*, etc.

*Soda for all of you people in the south >:(

[Ragnarokia]

I am dangerously under-weight. It is not good. Better than being fat in my opinion, yet both are bad.

[Eggys]

I eat apples everyday. At least one per day. I'm testing the theory of keeping the doctor away, and it seems to be working quite well so far.

[thatguynamedb0b0]

At 4/27/08 08:57 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: It's juicy and delicious, and I don't gain a pound by eating it. So it's time to lose some weight, Newgrounds!

I hate to say it, but at this point it's too late. Suicide is the best solution.

Who are you talking about?

[nitroexsplosion]

well its a good thing im skinny! not to skinny not skinny enough to see my ribs and bones and all that but im skinny. but perfectly healthy! i hear fat people get taller if there the right waight.

[GiantDouche]

Wow, I made this topic a couple years ago.

[DP36]

Hey, Incredible post! But before i start complimenting you tell me, how much do you weigh. Stop trying to yell at the "fat people" and think to "yourself am i in the position to criticize other people"

[LeeJaySan]

That's what I have been doing in case I get bored in here! And I maybe not much of a vegetarian, but I eat fruits!

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

It's not how much you eat, its what you eat.

Duh.

[Azutom]

You don't lose weight by eating less. O.O

Before I get flamed, I must say, I weigh 89 kilos in pure muscle. =D

[Corky52]

You could also do this, http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8909 96

[BlackHippo]

At 4/27/08 08:57 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Stop eating so fucking much! Now!

But that KFC is just soooo good! Not all black hippos are born with a fast metabolism you know! >:3

[H-K-S]

At 4/27/08 09:04 PM, 4T3prydz wrote:
AND I LOVE APPLESSZZ!!! :) Oh yeah.. this is a fat person (no offense) :)))))

I had to quote this because I didn't want to post this after the skinny guy picture... eek feel sorry for that guy.

Don't worry, that was an AIDS patient. LOL!

[Heil]

how dare you call me fat

[Cyberdevil]

At 4/27/08 08:57 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Stop eating so fucking much! Now!

What a coincidence, I'm eating an apple too, right now, red and juicy, filled with energy and sweet refreshing liquid. Conspiracy theories all over again!

[RobRob15]

diet or die!!!!!!!!

[dELtaluca]

At 4/28/08 07:45 AM, Azutom wrote: You don't lose weight by eating less. O.O

yes you do, ofcourse you do, if you eat less than what your body needs in the normal course of day, you force your body to use up your fat reserves, even without doing any extra exercise, but only eating less you can lose weight quite quickly.

i lost 26lbs in a few months by doing nothing but eating less.

[TheSovereign]

Eat ice.

[The-evil-bucket]

At 4/28/08 07:46 AM, Corky52 wrote: You could also do this, http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8909 96

Doesn't actually sound like a bad idea.