Forum Topic: I stopped a crime!

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:20 PM

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So i was in the city park flying my kite, and suddenly i heard some screaming. So I did what any upstanding citizen would do...I kept flying my kite. But then the screams got so loud i couldnt concentrate , so I decided to check out the noise.

I walked over a few feet and I saw the source of the disturbance, it was a mugger. He was trying to rob an old lady. He wasnt that big or strong, and the lady was putting up a good fight, but i could tell she was losing. So I ran full force into the guy and tackled him. Then rubbed some dirt in his eyes, and to my suprise the old lady smashed her high heel into his balls, so he was pretty much out. Then I called the police, and the guy got sent to the hostipital for internal bleeding (apperantly in addition to the puncture wound, I broke 2 of his ribs), and by now he's probably incarcerated. The lady was so excited that I helped her, that she gave me 100 dollars for helping.

how was your day newgrounds

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:21 PM

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Then you woke up right?

If....


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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:22 PM

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Good job on being an outstanding citizen.

At 4/26/08 08:20 PM, TheLobsterman wrote: how was your day newgrounds

Same old.

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what happened to the kite?


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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:23 PM

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Awesome job !

My city people sucks so much, a 15 year-old find a beated-up woman in a dark street, and the 4 first person she met (she needed help to move her)just told her : ''That's your problem'' and ''Call the damn police, dumpfuck''

I wish i could save old womens like you.

And get 100$ for it.

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:23 PM

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you shoulda asked for sexual favors.

My day is as shitty as the rest.

hate my life as usual.

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:24 PM

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I'm pretty sure this is bullshit. But whatever.

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:25 PM

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So when did all this happen?

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:25 PM

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At 4/26/08 08:21 PM, Hornby wrote: Then you woke up right?

WAIT WHAT

Oh, it was just a dream.

Time to fap.
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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:26 PM

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You should be shot for being nice. HOW DARE YOU.

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:26 PM

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Good job. I've stopped a fire, but that's all.

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:27 PM

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At 4/26/08 08:25 PM, Anko wrote: So when did all this happen?

a couple hours ago, it had been raining all day, so i couldnt fly my kite untill it stopped

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:30 PM

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At 4/26/08 08:21 PM, Hornby wrote: Then you woke up right?

No, he got a check for infinity dollars then he woke up

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:31 PM

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i did 2 once when i was 12 (im 13 now) i was at my friends house and some guy was fighting some cop(we were outside the popo station) and hit the bad dude but my friend accidentily hit the cop and got 2 days and i got a citizenship award


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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:34 PM

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At 4/26/08 08:31 PM, tankman4 wrote: i did 2 once when i was 12 (im 13 now) i was at my friends house and some guy was fighting some cop(we were outside the popo station) and hit the bad dude but my friend accidentily hit the cop and got 2 days and i got a citizenship award

you chose that as your first post?

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At 4/26/08 08:21 PM, Hornby wrote: Then you woke up right?

No. If he was dreaming it would have been a hot chick.

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TheLobsterman

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Posted at: 4/26/08 08:55 PM

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At 4/26/08 08:21 PM, Hornby wrote: Then you woke up right?

i actually need to sleep, then itll be a hot girl, and money wont be my reward *wink* *wink*

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Posted at: 4/26/08 09:01 PM

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What? It wasn't a murder attempt? That ain't my kind of crime to stop!

But good job anyways!

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