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At 4/27/08 02:45 AM, Evark wrote:
... I use it specifically to ensure cute looking women don't have to hold their own door open. I mean, if you've got a reasonable excuse, why not?

Reason men hold doors open for women: To get a nice view of that badonka donk.

Chivalry is not dead...also I dunno...maybe I have some qualities of a gentleman...but I'm rarely gentle...

women need to know their place, thats why they always open the door for me

At 4/26/08 06:42 PM, Peacekid wrote: simple as that.

I rarely ever see people from where I come from hold a door open for someone

You expect me to be able to hold a door open for someone without having the urge to smash them with it? you don't know me.

pull out someones chair

If i pull out someones chair it's because i pulled it backwards while they were sitting. Why? because it's funny.

help someone with their belongings or a simple problem they have

I naturally help someone with their belongings or problems.....But then purposely screw it up

please/thank you, etc.

I rarely ever say please or thank you, and if i do, it's when im constantly reminded of manners. I just like making people mad.