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Forum Topic: Im In A Real Trouble.. Help Damn :(

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Rideo

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Posted at: 4/25/08 05:22 PM

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At 4/25/08 04:53 PM, Lucy wrote: No sperm, no baby.

Wrong

At 4/25/08 05:04 PM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Not cum? So you don't have to be worried. Nothing will happen!

But you ask for probabilities?
The probabilities are: 0%

XD

Wrong

At 4/25/08 05:03 PM, PinkBeer wrote: Haha, the feeling sucks, doesnt it? If you didn't cum, she wont be pregnant.

wrong

At 4/25/08 04:53 PM, RobRob15 wrote: if you didnt cum then she cant be pregnant dipshit
bloody hell dont you know anything at all

and wrong, looks like you're the dipshit.

Pre-ejaculatory fluid secretes from the tip of you penis when aroused. You don't feel it come out and it contains roughly a third of the sperm normal semen does (unless follow a recent ejaculation, then it absorbs the semen stuck to the inside of your penis).

You have less than 8% of a chance to get her pregnant like this but it's still a possibility, and STDs are also still exchanged.


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At 4/25/08 05:15 PM, g0t wrote: lmao I made a thread just like this a few years ago except I was in longer. I had sex for maybe 2 hours and I didn't jism.

..lmao jism

WHat happened? :O


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At 4/25/08 04:53 PM, Gianfri wrote:
At 4/25/08 04:52 PM, Lorkas wrote: Oh no! A fellow newgrounder is in trouble! Stupid rape posts to the rescue! No but seriously, no possibilty. No sperm = no babies. You didn't cum, right?
Yah.. I hope thats true.. :( this is fucking scary.

relax just wait for you Gf's period or something.

your in deep shit >:)

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Hopefully if your lucky she'll be pregnant.

I mean everybody will think your the shit back in elementary school!

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At 4/25/08 04:51 PM, Gianfri wrote: what are the probabilities to be pregnant when the penis just stayed like 10 seconds in the vagina? I mean.. I did not cum.. just penetrated.. with no protection.. and im fucking scared :( I dont wanna be a father..

And you are 17?

Fuck.

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no you virgin

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wow, maybe you should wiki human reproduction so you can see how stupid your post is

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There's actually a really really good chance that sperm could have gotten through... the chance is VERY high. I learned about this.

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if no one came, then the baby won't come either.

unless i have anything to say about it.

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Is newgrounds really the place for this? if you were really that worried you wouldn't come to a site that is filled with people who aren't that educated on sex. if you don't know why would THEY? go to a teen help site.

Or take more responsibility and go to an ADULT at a clinic or hospital.All i know would be that if you had your precum in her she can still get pregnant. What were you doing in there for only 10 secs anyway? who does that?

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hi, i'm grianfri's GF, and i really don't think i'm pregnant, gianfri is so fucking nervous hahaha, he's over reacting, he just penetrated me 5 min something like that, and then stopped cuz he was scared XD.

but i don't take it seriously. Besides i wasn't ovulating.
i'm having my period next monday, if it don't come, then i'll take a pregnancy test.
but i'm pretty sure that i'm NOT pregnant.
Anyway, thanks you all for the advice.
byeee.


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haha i hope ur screwed and if she is pregnant play dumb and be like i nvr did that

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You should have grabbed his cock.

lol nobodys seen this in a bit

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Nothing will happen... don't worry.


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At 4/25/08 05:04 PM, pigeonmaster88 wrote:
At 4/25/08 04:51 PM, Gianfri wrote: what are the probabilities to be pregnant when the penis just stayed like 10 seconds in the vagina? I mean.. I did not cum.. just penetrated.. with no protection.. and im fucking scared :( I dont wanna be a father..
Not cum? So you don't have to be worried. Nothing will happen!

But you ask for probabilities?
The probabilities are: 0%

XD

Ever heard of anything called pre-cum of pre-ejaculate?

The chances are much much lower than if you blew your full load, but there's still a tiny tiny little chance that she will be pregnant

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my first girlfriend pulled that 'i'm pregnant because ..." pre-ejaculate got on my leg. While technically possible, the odds are strongly in your favor that this is not something to worry about.

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At 4/25/08 10:07 PM, Gianfri wrote: hi, i'm grianfri's GF, and i really don't think i'm pregnant, gianfri is so fucking nervous hahaha, he's over reacting, he just penetrated me 5 min something like that, and then stopped cuz he was scared XD.

but i don't take it seriously. Besides i wasn't ovulating.
i'm having my period next monday, if it don't come, then i'll take a pregnancy test.
but i'm pretty sure that i'm NOT pregnant.
Anyway, thanks you all for the advice.
byeee.

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At 4/25/08 04:53 PM, RobRob15 wrote: if you didnt cum then she cant be pregnant dipshit

That's not true...There's such a thing as precum that kinda leaks out a lot during sex. That alone could get her pregnant.

At 4/25/08 04:53 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

Penetration, no matter how short, will always, 100% of the time, result in conception.

That's also not true. I pulled out over the course of two years and I never got who I was with pregnant...

It can be stressful, but I wouldn't worry about it too much.


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well, considering this is all in your head, there is about a 0% chance of her getting pregnant.


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At 4/25/08 10:42 PM, CheeseManBlue wrote: well, considering this is all in your head, there is about a 0% chance of her getting pregnant.

Hmm.. I wish it would be all in my mind, anyways, she is not pregnant, she got a lovely 9-days period, and I cant be happier.. Ty for all the support, and for thoose who dont supportes, fuck you.


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Actually there is a possibility but it is quite slim. Precum has a couple of sperm cells wandering around in it. However there aren't many of them.


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You're having octuplets. Good luck with that...

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At 5/15/08 04:49 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Actually there is a possibility but it is quite slim. Precum has a couple of sperm cells wandering around in it. However there aren't many of them.

Most are dead. There are less than 10,000 sperm in per-cum. Any number below 1 million is considered impotent. So you are realllly safe. Precum main purpose is to clean the vaginal wall and destroy extra bacteria.


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At 4/25/08 04:53 PM, RobRob15 wrote: if you didnt cum then she cant be pregnant dipshit
bloody hell dont you know anything at all

Actually, no. There is a fine layer of like, pre-cum before ejaculating. I can't remember properly though.

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Nope, It docent matter if you didn't cum! its a 100% chance that she will get pregnant! Your life is over as you know it!

lol. not really. You would have to cum.

use a condom kids!


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You're all idiots for thinking that if you don't cum you can't get pregnant. It is possible for semen to come out before you cum. If he's the kind of kid who gets wet watching Beyonce's music video's then it's not surprising.

Then again, why on earth was he only in for 10 seconds?

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Lemme put it this way. If she gets preggers, ditch that cheating bitch!.

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At 4/25/08 04:56 PM, Hellian00 wrote: If you diddn't know that, then I highly doubt that you have ever had secks before.

Seconded. You could at least lie a little better, jeez. We aren't THAT easy to troll.

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