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Since I've been good All day, can you buy me one of those sweet Tankmen Figurines?

...or are you going to go buy more booze?

You know how you become when you are in "LaLa Land"...

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah..... Remember that one time you were a dragon?

that tankman doesnt even look posable...

At 4/24/08 11:35 PM, shluvenz wrote: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah..... Remember that one time you were a dragon?

I flew through the skies like... well a dragon would normally fly. Since if a dragon isn't flying through the sky then where are they flying exactly?

But back to it, "Fire" spewed from my mouth as a porcilain god demanded that I prayed vigilantly at its feet. Offering it small bounties of food and stomach acids.

Suddenly from the depths of it's soul a darkness grew that slowly engulfed my entire being. Sorrow and misery had filled the voids in my life as I stood upon a blank state of life. Superficial visions of events that had passed went by as high speeds, and slowly I woke up to find myself cold, hungry, and slightly revitalized.

i want a keychain and a captain SO BAD!

Bob I messaged you about my order hopefully you understood it.

Suddenly from the depths of it's soul a darkness grew that slowly engulfed my entire being. Sorrow and misery had filled the voids in my life as I stood upon a blank state of life. Superficial visions of events that had passed went by as high speeds, and slowly I woke up to find myself cold, hungry, and slightly revitalized.

Ha ha, and you vomited.

At 4/24/08 11:51 PM, shluvenz wrote: Ha ha, and you vomited.

Hahaha, I also blacked out while sitting on the potty.

REMEMBER KIDS, Drinking is for Mature Kids and Adults. Even if funny stories to ensue from a alcoholic beverage or two... or 5. It does not mean there wont be reprecussions in the future. You are our future, and I'll be damned if I will have our land of Newgrounds full of MORE drunk-amations.

Say No to Drugs... Mkay?

-Vote Cronky For President

At 4/24/08 11:40 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: that tankman doesnt even look posable...

you can move the arms and head

you can move the arms and head

Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious.

At 4/24/08 11:56 PM, shluvenz wrote:

you can move the arms and head

Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious.

i know..i know its totally unbelievable, but yes.

(you can turn the head left and right like most action figures and swing the arms up and down)

At 4/24/08 11:59 PM, Chad-T wrote: I want to see your sisters butt Bob

I don't know how old she is but I concur with this statement.

Well I just bought a key chain and Tankmn figure!

Hahaha, I also blacked out while sitting on the potty.

REMEMBER KIDS, Drinking is for Mature Kids and Adults. Even if funny stories to ensue from a alcoholic beverage or two... or 5. It does not mean there wont be reprecussions in the future. You are our future, and I'll be damned if I will have our land of Newgrounds full of MORE drunk-amations.

Say No to Drugs... Mkay?

-Vote Cronky For President

Like Cronky says drinking is only ok if you do it right.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I.JOE!

I'm Denk and I support this message.

At 4/24/08 11:58 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 4/24/08 11:56 PM, shluvenz wrote:

you can move the arms and head

Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious.

i know..i know its totally unbelievable, but yes.

(you can turn the head left and right like most action figures and swing the arms up and down)

Now I gotta ask the question every one is wondering.

Will we ever see Skittles in our 3D Action Figure dreams?

No day goes by where I cannot make that dream relationship that finally kicks GI Joe out of Barbie's World

5 dollars for a key chain :/
Well...It is pretty neato.

No day goes by where I cannot make that dream relationship that finally kicks GI Joe out of Barbie's World

Not a Day goes by where I do not dream of making that dream relationship...*

At 4/24/08 11:54 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 4/24/08 11:40 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: that tankman doesnt even look posable...

you can move the arms and head

well then my mind is made up... just need some cash.

At 4/24/08 11:58 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 4/24/08 11:56 PM, shluvenz wrote:

you can move the arms and head

Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious.

i know..i know its totally unbelievable, but yes.

(you can turn the head left and right like most action figures and swing the arms up and down)

Holy shit, I think I just creamed myself...

At 4/25/08 12:17 AM, shluvenz wrote: Holy shit, I think I just creamed myself...

You know what DIDN'T Cream itself?

Thanks for the news update Bob.

Did I put in the first Captain order?
I put it in a couple hours back, like as soon as i saw that he was for sale now.

At 4/25/08 12:21 AM, MTCronky wrote:

At 4/25/08 12:17 AM, shluvenz wrote: Holy shit, I think I just creamed myself...

You know what DIDN'T Cream itself?

Hahahahahahaha, I get it.
You are right my friend, it did not cream itself.
Holy shit you are hilarious, do you write your own material, because, wow.
You are too fuckig funny. Jesus Christ, if you weren't a girl I would punch you right in the anus.

...Jesus, hahahhahaha.
Do you guys get, tell me I'm not the only one that apreciates this, this gem that Cronky has just released into the world.

Woo, my god this is like that one time you grabbed my crotch and forgot to say "No Homo"

At 4/25/08 12:27 AM, shluvenz wrote: Woo, my god this is like that one time you grabbed my crotch and forgot to say "No Homo"

I didn't forget, pal.

...Just needed to figure out what my competition is.

Angry Faic Keychain, must be mine.... :'C

Haha, I remember suggesting tankmen figurines in a thread once.

I didn't forget, pal.

...Just needed to figure out what my competition is.

So... yeah.

im buying my gf a penicorn. they are soo cool!!

At 4/25/08 12:35 AM, shluvenz wrote: So... yeah.

If its any consolation. Your zipper stands nothing against my button.

...Thats just sick if you thought I was talking about needing to touch your Junk.

At 4/24/08 10:32 PM, Timmy wrote: But anyway, Newgrounds isn't a retail store - or at least it shouldn't be. Retail stores exist solely to turn a profit. Newgrounds is more than that. If you really need to charge 5 or 10 bucks for a keychain to keep the site running, keep these new sweet innovations coming and keep you guys out of the red, then that's one thing. But if you're getting these things made cheap by buying them in bulk, then why not keep them cheap?

I think he already said we are keepin them cheap. also we didn't buy in bulk because we are just testing the waters here. look up custom metal key chains anywhere , you will see its more than a fair price.

At 4/24/08 09:02 PM, bob wrote: We listed the Penicorn, the new Tankmen figure, and our new Angry Faic keychain, so check it out!

Sweet, nice shits.