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OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Thats awesome!

Fucking cant wait, Im gonna blow my whole paycheck on crap!

Jumanji is on this movie is still badass.
Although the cgi on the monkeys is HORRIBLE.

At 4/24/08 10:16 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Jumanji is on this movie is still badass.
Although the cgi on the monkeys is HORRIBLE.

Jeez, you dont think I know that?

Those graphics on Doom 1 are horrible too if you ask me. Everything looks all Pixely

Jeez, you dont think I know that?

Those graphics on Doom 1 are horrible too if you ask me. Everything looks all Pixely

Oh, man I know what you mean, but in all seriousness, Jumanji, pretty kick ass.

That plate that the trophy is spinning on looks like a plate that spins in a microwave. Unless it IS a plate from a microwave. !!??

God damn you, I've already got a bunch of newgrounds stuff, 3 shirts, 12 stickers, AH, and now ima buy that sweet keychain and figurine and not be able to afford gta 4. YOU BASTARDS.

At 4/24/08 10:25 PM, OblivionStudios wrote: That plate that the trophy is spinning on looks like a plate that spins in a microwave. Unless it IS a plate from a microwave. !!??

Tom would NEVER let that pass... Unless he has a very very serious Microwave phobia. In which case the only way to kill off one is to "defile" it, then dismantle it and use its insides as parts of trophies.

At 4/24/08 10:16 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Jumanji is on this movie is still badass.
Although the cgi on the monkeys is HORRIBLE.

what channel ?

At 4/24/08 09:49 PM, bob wrote:

At 4/24/08 09:38 PM, Timmy wrote: $5 for a key chain?

Surely you jest.

Sir,

We have had several ideas for how to respond to your comment.

Jeff suggested "Suck thy dick."

A pox upon ye.

Tom suggested "You're right, it should be $10".

Just because people will pay that much doesn't mean you should charge that much. Think of the kids, guys. Most of em buy your T-Shirts with their paper-route money.

I'll ignore both of those and get right to the heart of the issue. What do YOU think is fair for a keychain? Have you ever bought a keychain at a retail store before? I have, and not once did I see one of this quality for less than $7. Believe me, I checked. We know how finicky our users are.

I can't speak to the quality, obviously, but I assume that you're not fashioning them out of tinfoil. I guess I'll have to take your word that these are high-quality keychains.
But anyway, Newgrounds isn't a retail store - or at least it shouldn't be. Retail stores exist solely to turn a profit. Newgrounds is more than that. If you really need to charge 5 or 10 bucks for a keychain to keep the site running, keep these new sweet innovations coming and keep you guys out of the red, then that's one thing. But if you're getting these things made cheap by buying them in bulk, then why not keep them cheap?

But I'm glad you posted that comment, Jose and I were betting just how long it would be before someone complained that we were selling something for more than 50 cents. And lo, it was only 36 minutes after the announcement. At least we got it out of the way now, so thanks for that.

Glad to be of service.

Tom would NEVER let that pass... Unless he has a very very serious Microwave phobia. In which case the only way to kill off one is to "defile" it, then dismantle it and use its insides as parts of trophies.

You make a good point, you obviously have a cell phone phobia, because you keep breaking yours.
Hmm Interesting.

I think I'll just buy a keychain and wait till the store opens up to buy new shirts, so I can buy the coolest one.

I'll get the $10 dad n me one though. That's a good price. It's only like £5 for me, but I gotta pay for international shipping I suspose.

At 4/24/08 10:33 PM, shluvenz wrote:

Tom would NEVER let that pass... Unless he has a very very serious Microwave phobia. In which case the only way to kill off one is to "defile" it, then dismantle it and use its insides as parts of trophies.

You make a good point, you obviously have a cell phone phobia, because you keep breaking yours.
Hmm Interesting.

Those little bastards are going to get up and start racking up our Roaming time charges. I had to end it quick and splinter cell that Flip Phone piece of crap. Neck broken, it lost its ability to fill my mind with vivid picture messages and slightly amusing ring tones.

Those little bastards are going to get up and start racking up our Roaming time charges. I had to end it quick and splinter cell that Flip Phone piece of crap. Neck broken, it lost its ability to fill my mind with vivid picture messages and slightly amusing ring tones.

Yeah, I remember, you kicked the shit out of it. That was a good day, but what am I saying you break more headphones than you do cell phone. You have gone through like 10 in the last year, and you kick mine in half. Dick...

Was it just me or did Newgrounds stop working for a while.

At 4/24/08 10:53 PM, shluvenz wrote:

Those little bastards are going to get up and start racking up our Roaming time charges. I had to end it quick and splinter cell that Flip Phone piece of crap. Neck broken, it lost its ability to fill my mind with vivid picture messages and slightly amusing ring tones.

Yeah, I remember, you kicked the shit out of it. That was a good day, but what am I saying you break more headphones than you do cell phone. You have gone through like 10 in the last year, and you kick mine in half. Dick...

Without Constant variation in your Headphone setup. You may contract what Senior Doctor Professions call: Protoplasticbipedaleustancian Tube Cancer.

...And that was very humorous if you ask me. And it gave you good reason to get your newest set. Two birds with one gun if you ask me.

At 4/24/08 10:54 PM, shluvenz wrote: Was it just me or did Newgrounds stop working for a while.

It was just you... chief.

It was just you... chief.

Listen sport, I am almost 100% sure that you were having the same difficulties as me, you bastard.
Not like the difficulties me and your mom were having last night. BAM... Wait.

At 4/24/08 11:03 PM, shluvenz wrote:

It was just you... chief.

Listen sport, I am almost 100% sure that you were having the same difficulties as me, you bastard.
Not like the difficulties me and your mom were having last night. BAM... Wait.

I know, shes quadriplegic so you had to do all the work...

She says your money is on the "Love Stand"...

...she also said you would know what that meant

I know, shes quadriplegic so you had to do all the work...

She says your money is on the "Love Stand"...

...she also said you would know what that meant

Thanks kiddo, you're a real champ. Your father would be proud, and I am.

That's great, I might snap somethin' up.

At 4/24/08 11:07 PM, shluvenz wrote:

I know, shes quadriplegic so you had to do all the work...

She says your money is on the "Love Stand"...

...she also said you would know what that meant

Thanks kiddo, you're a real champ. Your father would be proud, and I am.

Since I've been good All day, can you buy me one of those sweet Tankmen Figurines?

...or are you going to go buy more booze?

You know how you become when you are in "LaLa Land"...

Wow... I so want one of those... will it come in the other characters too?

At 4/24/08 09:08 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Already bought the tank man and key chain.

I'm a sucker for this stuff.

Same.

Just bought both.

Hell yeah I just got a tankmen figure! I was waiting for these!

I want a penicorn. I just don't know how to tell my dad that his thirteen year old son wants a pink stuffed unicorn with a penis coming out of it's head.

OH SHIT, PENICORN.

*buys*

Im buying that Tankmen Figure.

Niceness.