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even at 14 he was a deformed freak

Wow that's horrendous. I never knew a tumor could grow that big.

Dudes, it's a fucking tumor! Quit your eeiiiwwwwing and face the facts!(lol) It says it's a bunch of clotted blood vessels piled up on each other.

"Hey God?"

"What?"

"Can you prevent the religion "Jehova's Witness" to be wiped out of existence?"

"Done"

he must look in da mirror for epic lawls! :O

At 4/24/08 11:17 PM, Xmanne wrote: "Can you wipe the religion "Jehova's Witness" out of existence?"

Fixed.

WOW!!! Freaky atleast hes gonna get better

I saw his eye and nose and how could she kiss him

Man, that sucks, I wonder if he was able to still talk like that.

At 4/24/08 11:04 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 4/24/08 10:39 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: I would stop being so stiff with my beliefs and get that shit off.

But, that's me.

no that is sanity.

Oh, that's what it is.

How sad, poor guy. Quick somebody, cheer me up.

At 4/24/08 11:27 PM, killerjeff wrote: How sad, poor guy. Quick somebody, cheer me up.

look at his face and try to find the nose!

When you thought you saw it all. . .

hey hey kids... wouldnt it be effen awesome if NewGrounds.com would some how find a way to put your favorite newground games on your MySpace.com profile page so other mindless kids can share your losing streak !? eh!? eh?! ^__^ just a thought

At 4/24/08 11:29 PM, arcansi wrote:

At 4/24/08 11:27 PM, killerjeff wrote: How sad, poor guy. Quick somebody, cheer me up.

look at his face and try to find the nose!

IT'S OVER YE YONDER!

Here's a YouTube link to a Discovery Channel clip of him if anyone wants to watch:

Click

At 4/24/08 11:38 PM, Toasty4you wrote: Here's a YouTube link to a Discovery Channel clip of him if anyone wants to watch:

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What the hell was he brushing? i can't see his mouth! all i see is one eye.

Pretty much defines sexy

At first I was like "Oh shit, I think I'm gonna hurl... Ugh."

Then I thought, "Well, okay its not his fault. Some people just get really fucking unlucky."

After I read the whole thing though, I realized what a fucking moron he is. Does he really think his "God" is going to send him to hell because he had a blood transfusion? WTF! Thats got to be the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Well, that and "President Bush wins the election!"

*vomits*

and his sister can still kiss him... I'd run far away if I was her.

that site is the most disgusting a site can be without some porn in it (shit, etc). The next article has a story on a man straight out of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.

At 4/24/08 11:38 PM, Toasty4you wrote: Here's a YouTube link to a Discovery Channel clip of him if anyone wants to watch:

Click

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

But Jose's religious faith - as a Jehovah's Witness he refuses to accept a blood transfusion - has prevented him from having surgery to remove the growth.

DFSGXJASJK RTNDKGBNSCVDGJNFGM D,KJHLDLNHMKG,

RETARDED MOTHER FUCKER

It would have to happen to a fucking Jehova's Witness of all things.

THIS is the REAL man with no face.

Swamp thing, you make my heart sing

At 4/25/08 11:31 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Swamp thing, you make my heart sing

I hope that now they know the ROOT of the problem, they can attempt TREEtment.

At 4/25/08 11:35 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 4/25/08 11:31 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Swamp thing, you make my heart sing

I hope that now they know the ROOT of the problem, they can attempt TREEtment.

Bahahaha, but dont worry. I have a cure.

Reminded me of Treeman.

At 4/25/08 11:38 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Bahahaha, but dont worry. I have a cure.

He would be in this mess if he didn't LEAVE it. If I had that and all I needed to get better was Vitamin A, I'd be BARKing.

Haha wow, that's awesome. I'd totally go on webcam.

"hey hun can u go on cam?"
"sure."
"....HOLY GOD"

At 4/25/08 11:31 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Swamp thing, you make my heart sing

Ha, what irony.