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Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:53:13 Reply

So whenever I sit down on a solid, hard chair my ass starts to itch. I don't know what could cause this. Also, when I looked at my ass on the mirror it was kind of red. Might be because I don't take showers every day (only like two or three times a week). What can be the cause of this? Ants living up my bum? Nawwww...


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:54:14 Reply

Considering your age, it means you're growing hair in most places of your body now.


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:55:05 Reply

You're getting ass hair.

Which I hate.


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:55:33 Reply

Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:56:21 Reply

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:56:31 Reply

Might be ass hair, that is growing and causing you to itch. Or it could be something more serious, like worms.

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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:57:04 Reply

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:
At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss
I take it you have personal experience with that?

Actually it's called common sense but ok.


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:57:24 Reply

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:
At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss
I take it you have personal experience with that?

Yes, very bad experiances also with armpit hair.


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 12:58:46 Reply

At 4/24/08 12:57 PM, Smidly wrote:
At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:
At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss
I take it you have personal experience with that?
Yes, very bad experiances also with armpit hair.

Don't cut your armpit hair, it makes you look more manly.


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 13:00:17 Reply

Not if it's too long


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 13:02:49 Reply

Could be a fissure lol, you don't want one of those.


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 13:09:13 Reply

At 4/24/08 01:02 PM, DanWandin wrote: Could be a fissure lol, you don't want one of those.

Wh--what's that?


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 13:13:30 Reply

Ok lets say you're dropping some kids off at the pool, and the last kid to get out is a really fuckin big one, lets just say the car door is opened wider than the car wants it to be, anyway you get a bit of swelling (tiny bit) and it's rather uncomfortable.

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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 13:13:51 Reply

The emoticon you used for this thread made it hilarious.

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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 14:05:11 Reply

At 4/24/08 01:13 PM, Dauntasa wrote: The emoticon you used for this thread made it hilarious.

Well shit


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 14:09:55 Reply

Then sit down on a soft chair?


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 14:10:43 Reply

It's all the gay ass ramming


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 14:30:31 Reply

maybe theres a bug in your ass and every time you sit on something had it pisses it off and bits you!

its in your skin
i put it there
i want some pie please :3
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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 15:11:59 Reply

Yeah I get this in lectures on the hard wooden seats, looks like Im the only dude fidgiting though.


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Response to Ass itches when I sit down on it 2008-04-24 16:01:27 Reply

At 4/24/08 03:11 PM, Xurch wrote: Yeah I get this in lectures on the hard wooden seats, looks like Im the only dude fidgiting though.

That's EXACTLY what happens to me!


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