Ass itches when I sit down on it

[Lorkas]

So whenever I sit down on a solid, hard chair my ass starts to itch. I don't know what could cause this. Also, when I looked at my ass on the mirror it was kind of red. Might be because I don't take showers every day (only like two or three times a week). What can be the cause of this? Ants living up my bum? Nawwww...

[STEM]

Considering your age, it means you're growing hair in most places of your body now.

[Tsuchinoko]

You're getting ass hair.

Which I hate.

[Smidly]

Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

[Tsuchinoko]

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

[yurgenburgen]

Might be ass hair, that is growing and causing you to itch. Or it could be something more serious, like worms.

[STEM]

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

Actually it's called common sense but ok.

[Smidly]

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

Yes, very bad experiances also with armpit hair.

[Tsuchinoko]

At 4/24/08 12:57 PM, Smidly wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

Yes, very bad experiances also with armpit hair.

Don't cut your armpit hair, it makes you look more manly.

[Smidly]

Not if it's too long

[DanWandin]

Could be a fissure lol, you don't want one of those.

[Lorkas]

At 4/24/08 01:02 PM, DanWandin wrote: Could be a fissure lol, you don't want one of those.

Wh--what's that?

[DanWandin]

Ok lets say you're dropping some kids off at the pool, and the last kid to get out is a really fuckin big one, lets just say the car door is opened wider than the car wants it to be, anyway you get a bit of swelling (tiny bit) and it's rather uncomfortable.

For more info, visit Anal Fissures on wikipedia.

[Dauntasa]

The emoticon you used for this thread made it hilarious.

[Lorkas]

At 4/24/08 01:13 PM, Dauntasa wrote: The emoticon you used for this thread made it hilarious.

Well shit

[Randy74]

Then sit down on a soft chair?

[Jesus-Owns-X]

It's all the gay ass ramming

[Freakinhugelittleguy]

maybe theres a bug in your ass and every time you sit on something had it pisses it off and bits you!

its in your skin
i put it there
i want some pie please :3

no

[Dr4GonFLy]

At 4/24/08 01:02 PM, DanWandin wrote: Could be a fissure lol, you don't want one of those.

Usually you don't get fissures through normal actions..

The only ways to get one of those is usually either, to engage in hardcore anal action or through (very) improper shaving..

[Xurch]

Yeah I get this in lectures on the hard wooden seats, looks like Im the only dude fidgiting though.

[Lorkas]

At 4/24/08 03:11 PM, Xurch wrote: Yeah I get this in lectures on the hard wooden seats, looks like Im the only dude fidgiting though.

That's EXACTLY what happens to me!