last words (funny ones only)

[therealgangsta]

lookin 4 a couple laughs, if u got any plz tell me, thx. It doesn't have to be last words, but if it's funny then just put it in.

Give me liberty, or give me death!

The point of war is not to die for your country,
It's to make the other bastard die for his.

What's this button do?

[Ozcar]

Quoting Rafael:

I came, I saw, I died...now it's your turn!

Or, I came, I saw, I spammed...now it's your turn!

[Explodapop]

I'm sure the power is off, I can use a screwdriver..
OR:
I've done this 100s of times, it won't go wrong.
OR:
Y00 FEWEL!!! TANNER IS TEH SUXOR!!! CLICK MY OUTWAR LINK!!! y00!!!

[OCP-Lock]

I told you I was sick.

Ricky Hatch was a real tall flunker
He was six feet tall now he's six feet under.

What happens when I do..

[iscrulz]

eat some classic singles of laffy taffy for all your laughter needs
What are a ghosts favurite fruit: booberries

[Dark-Serpent]

I always found this to be kinda funny:
Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.
Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.
~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

This is a funny quote Frank Sinatra said before he died.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day. (Frank Sinatra)

Always thought that was a nice way to think.

[numbers]

>=)

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.-George Carlin

Weather Forecast for tonight: Dark-George Carlin

SHUT UP BITCH AND MAEK ME A SAMMICH!-Da_Dinictus (well..i think he made it..not sure who really did..)

EDN LOL

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

He said last words.....

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

Guns kill, but smoking kills slower.....cant remember who said it though.

[BootlegJones]

If a cop pulls you over just for looking suspicious, I suggest you grow some hair.

[DelusionalChild]

SAY MY NAME YOU FUKING BITCH!
now if someone said that to me in bed...well lets just say that would be there last line.

[OCP-Lock]

That last post was a little bit creepy.

[You-Fucking-Cunts]

Who was it who said 'Of course the water is safe' then died the next day?

[DelusionalChild]

At 10/2/03 09:50 AM, Kid_Davis wrote: That last post was a little bit creepy.

*plays evil music* MWHAHAHA.... care to join in Davey?

[Fatboy]

I can't remember it exactly, but it's something like "Don't worry, they'll never be able to hit a barn at this ra.."
He was shot before he could finish his sentence.

[TFate]

I just thought of all these...

-"Are you kidding? I've done this hundreds of times!"
-"No, honesly... THIS is the power button!"
-"Are you sure this meat is fresh? Okay, just checking..."
-"Such a cute kitty, huh?"
-"Ignore it, it always does that..."
-"Franky, I KNOW how to DRIVE a CAR!"
-"Just a little, five-minute, nap..."

[TFate]

At 10/1/03 11:52 PM, -PZY- wrote:

I've done this 100s of times, it won't go wrong.

Oop, sorry PZY didn't see that one... XD

[Earfetish]

There was some Roman Emperor who got stabbed, and his last words, in Latin, were, "I've been stabbed!" Then he died.

[Death-Slammer]

Something funny, in a stupid way, anything George W. says
A US General in Iraq - To Jeruslam, I mean Baghdad

[I-Jaf]

alot of last words seem to be along the lines of 'AAAAAAAAAGH' or 'What does this button do?' or 'no its only a harmless grass snake, its not poisonous, look...'