Dangerously Cheesy?

[Death-Affiliate]

I'm talking of course of the delicious snack known as Cheetos. The delicious cheese covered corn starchy bagged food.

Well, on a pondering trip today at work, I realized something. Cheetos are cheesy. The mascot is a large male cat? Does a certain recent episode of South Park some to mind when these two facts come together? That is right. Cheetos are covered in cat urine.

I know that most of you will be disturbed by this fact, but you shall have to deal with the sick truth. Other facts support my findings. There's the general fact that Cheetos, like the street term for having a cat "spray" on your face "cheesing", are very addictive. Also, a main character often referred to as "Cartman" is strangely addicted to a food called "Cheesy Poofs" which look suspiciously like Cheetos. Perhaps South Park is trying to tell us something. Mayhaps warning?

Furthermore, in the most recentcommercials the mascot is often seen persuading impressionable young minds into committing acts of immature behavior. Maybe this simple fact is some sort of wage slave trying to warn the general public about the evils of this corporation. Maybe it's un- conscious slip. But the evidence is now apparent.

Even the slogan for this evil snack food is a warning. "Dangerously Cheesy?" Indeed. It's laced with drugs.

So newgrounds. Where is your cheesy god now?

Sorry for the spelling/grammar mistakes
My 1000th post! Woo hoo!

[El-Mistro]

Grape fruit.....big tasty grape fruit

[LakeWonder]

holy shit i just ate a bag oh my god what if i OD no no no wait you said cat urine ewww

[mothballs]

That Cheetos tiger raped me. It actually wasn't that bad.

[AllSeeingBlindman]

Yea you had to go and tell the NG public about your stupid theory.

[MeatMachine]

Happy 1k, although you could've done better than that.

[Drugged]

Then i just ate cat urine!

Or some kind of drug lol.

[masterkoopa1015]

At 4/24/08 01:47 AM, Death-Affiliate wrotebagged food.

Well, on a pondering trip today at work, I realized something. Cheetos are cheesy. The mascot is a large male cat? Does a certain recent episode of South Park some to mind when these two facts come together? That is right. Cheetos are covered in cat urine.

What?! No!!

[lazyyMitch]

At 4/24/08 01:48 PM, mothballs wrote: That Cheetos tiger raped me. It actually wasn't that bad.

Well... its not easy, being cheesy.

[HalfV]

that commercial disgusted me to the core. Oooooh look at me putting a cheeto on the mans bonsai tree. NAO IM FUKIN COOL!! LOL.... fucking prick did that because he can't stop eating cheesy cum filled heart attacks, and is racist towards bald people!

which btw taste awesome wooooooo. join the underground!

[RobRob15]

hate cheerios, they smell like puke

[LakeWonder]

were talkin bout cheetos tard

[Purpin]

I remember when I was like five, and the lever was only at cheesy.

[Gatling]

I used to cheeze whol days with my friends, skipping school and eating Cheeto's. But it isn't that good: You don't get to see her boobs anyway.

[sh0k]

CHEETOS IS WORKING TO MAKE A JUST KITTIES!!!! I FIGURED IT OUTTTT!!!!!!

:ps.sorry for using all caps.

[Mz-frost95-fr]

Nah, they aren't covered in cat piss or laced with drugs.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 4/24/08 04:15 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: Nah, they aren't covered in cat piss or laced with drugs.

Are you sure? Really sure? Didn't think so.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Oh well. Doritos are way better anyways.

[Chris-Warburton]

Knock Knock.

[icehulk34]

I'm bookmarking this.

[americanidiot2f]

At 4/24/08 05:11 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Oh well. Doritos are way better anyways.

d-o-r-i-t-o-s
an anagram of it is toorids WANT TO KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH TOORIDS?
Horrids or Horrid.
Want to know what is horrid? Goatse. Therefore, Doriots are goatse shits.

DUN DUN DUN

[Death-Affiliate]

At 4/24/08 05:20 PM, icehulk34 wrote: I'm bookmarking this.

I feel loved! <3

[h0llyw00d]

whos there?

[homor]

it didn't come to mind for me.

urine isn't orange.

plus i don't see the movie heavy metal with more boobs in my head when i eat them.

I BET NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS KNOW WHAT HEAVY METAL IS.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 4/25/08 06:54 AM, homor wrote: it didn't come to mind for me.

urine isn't orange.

plus i don't see the movie heavy metal with more boobs in my head when i eat them.

I BET NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS KNOW WHAT HEAVY METAL IS.

Heavy Metal was teh shiz. Heavy Metal 2000 kind of sucked however... Was still good...

As for the cheetos, it's a diluted version of cat pee.

[homor]

At 4/25/08 02:22 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Heavy Metal was teh shiz.

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Heavy Metal 2000 kind of sucked however... Was still good...

never saw it.

As for the cheetos, it's a diluted version of cat pee.

that makes much more sense.

[videogamer0810]

At 4/24/08 01:48 PM, mothballs wrote: That Cheetos tiger raped me. It actually wasn't that bad.

It's a cheetah... cheesy? Cheetah? Starting to make a connection?

[Valjylmyr]

He's not a cat.