I'm talking of course of the delicious snack known as Cheetos. The delicious cheese covered corn starchy bagged food.
Well, on a pondering trip today at work, I realized something. Cheetos are cheesy. The mascot is a large male cat? Does a certain recent episode of South Park some to mind when these two facts come together? That is right. Cheetos are covered in cat urine.
I know that most of you will be disturbed by this fact, but you shall have to deal with the sick truth. Other facts support my findings. There's the general fact that Cheetos, like the street term for having a cat "spray" on your face "cheesing", are very addictive. Also, a main character often referred to as "Cartman" is strangely addicted to a food called "Cheesy Poofs" which look suspiciously like Cheetos. Perhaps South Park is trying to tell us something. Mayhaps warning?
Furthermore, in the most recentcommercials the mascot is often seen persuading impressionable young minds into committing acts of immature behavior. Maybe this simple fact is some sort of wage slave trying to warn the general public about the evils of this corporation. Maybe it's un- conscious slip. But the evidence is now apparent.
Even the slogan for this evil snack food is a warning. "Dangerously Cheesy?" Indeed. It's laced with drugs.
So newgrounds. Where is your cheesy god now?
Sorry for the spelling/grammar mistakes
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