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Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 01:47 AM Reply

I'm talking of course of the delicious snack known as Cheetos. The delicious cheese covered corn starchy bagged food.

Well, on a pondering trip today at work, I realized something. Cheetos are cheesy. The mascot is a large male cat? Does a certain recent episode of South Park some to mind when these two facts come together? That is right. Cheetos are covered in cat urine.

I know that most of you will be disturbed by this fact, but you shall have to deal with the sick truth. Other facts support my findings. There's the general fact that Cheetos, like the street term for having a cat "spray" on your face "cheesing", are very addictive. Also, a main character often referred to as "Cartman" is strangely addicted to a food called "Cheesy Poofs" which look suspiciously like Cheetos. Perhaps South Park is trying to tell us something. Mayhaps warning?

Furthermore, in the most recentcommercials the mascot is often seen persuading impressionable young minds into committing acts of immature behavior. Maybe this simple fact is some sort of wage slave trying to warn the general public about the evils of this corporation. Maybe it's un- conscious slip. But the evidence is now apparent.

Even the slogan for this evil snack food is a warning. "Dangerously Cheesy?" Indeed. It's laced with drugs.

So newgrounds. Where is your cheesy god now?

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 01:55 AM Reply

Grape fruit.....big tasty grape fruit


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 01:42 PM Reply

holy shit i just ate a bag oh my god what if i OD no no no wait you said cat urine ewww


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 01:48 PM Reply

That Cheetos tiger raped me. It actually wasn't that bad.

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 02:44 PM Reply

Yea you had to go and tell the NG public about your stupid theory.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 02:46 PM Reply

Happy 1k, although you could've done better than that.


...also, TL;DR.

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 02:49 PM Reply

Then i just ate cat urine!

Or some kind of drug lol.

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 02:54 PM Reply

At 4/24/08 01:47 AM, Death-Affiliate wrotebagged food.

Well, on a pondering trip today at work, I realized something. Cheetos are cheesy. The mascot is a large male cat? Does a certain recent episode of South Park some to mind when these two facts come together? That is right. Cheetos are covered in cat urine.

What?! No!!

Dangerously Cheesy?


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 02:57 PM Reply

At 4/24/08 01:48 PM, mothballs wrote: That Cheetos tiger raped me. It actually wasn't that bad.

Well... its not easy, being cheesy.


DURR HURR

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 02:59 PM Reply

Yeah, i like cheetos, too...


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 03:07 PM Reply

that commercial disgusted me to the core. Oooooh look at me putting a cheeto on the mans bonsai tree. NAO IM FUKIN COOL!! LOL.... fucking prick did that because he can't stop eating cheesy cum filled heart attacks, and is racist towards bald people!

which btw taste awesome wooooooo. join the underground!
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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 03:09 PM Reply

hate cheerios, they smell like puke


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 03:36 PM Reply

were talkin bout cheetos tard


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 03:38 PM Reply

I remember when I was like five, and the lever was only at cheesy.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 03:52 PM Reply

I used to cheeze whol days with my friends, skipping school and eating Cheeto's. But it isn't that good: You don't get to see her boobs anyway.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 04:08 PM Reply

CHEETOS IS WORKING TO MAKE A JUST KITTIES!!!! I FIGURED IT OUTTTT!!!!!!

:ps.sorry for using all caps.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 04:15 PM Reply

Nah, they aren't covered in cat piss or laced with drugs.

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 04:55 PM Reply

At 4/24/08 04:15 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: Nah, they aren't covered in cat piss or laced with drugs.

Are you sure? Really sure? Didn't think so.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 05:11 PM Reply

Oh well. Doritos are way better anyways.

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 05:13 PM Reply

Knock Knock.

Dangerously Cheesy?


Don't worry. I have a plan...

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 05:20 PM Reply

I'm bookmarking this.


I GOT AFRO! DO YOU GOT AFRO?

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 05:24 PM Reply

At 4/24/08 05:11 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Oh well. Doritos are way better anyways.

d-o-r-i-t-o-s
an anagram of it is toorids WANT TO KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH TOORIDS?
Horrids or Horrid.
Want to know what is horrid? Goatse. Therefore, Doriots are goatse shits.

DUN DUN DUN

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 04:40 AM Reply

At 4/24/08 05:20 PM, icehulk34 wrote: I'm bookmarking this.

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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 04:48 AM Reply

whos there?


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 06:54 AM Reply

it didn't come to mind for me.

urine isn't orange.

plus i don't see the movie heavy metal with more boobs in my head when i eat them.

I BET NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS KNOW WHAT HEAVY METAL IS.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 02:22 PM Reply

At 4/25/08 06:54 AM, homor wrote: it didn't come to mind for me.

urine isn't orange.

plus i don't see the movie heavy metal with more boobs in my head when i eat them.

I BET NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS KNOW WHAT HEAVY METAL IS.

Heavy Metal was teh shiz. Heavy Metal 2000 kind of sucked however... Was still good...

As for the cheetos, it's a diluted version of cat pee.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 03:27 PM Reply

At 4/25/08 02:22 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Heavy Metal was teh shiz.

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Heavy Metal 2000 kind of sucked however... Was still good...

never saw it.

As for the cheetos, it's a diluted version of cat pee.

that makes much more sense.


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 03:33 PM Reply

At 4/24/08 01:48 PM, mothballs wrote: That Cheetos tiger raped me. It actually wasn't that bad.

It's a cheetah... cheesy? Cheetah? Starting to make a connection?


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Response to Dangerously Cheesy? Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 03:40 PM Reply

He's not a cat.


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