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That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:39 PM Reply

For a couple of days straight every time I walked outside I would smell a terrible smell. I had smelled it before, but just couldn't figure out what it smelled like. After awhile I just concluded that it was the river that they just stocked with fish. Just this morning, after working out, I noticed that the smell was getting stronger in the direction that I was walking. I happened to be walking towards a tree and yes that was the smell. I look around and the entire campus was covered in these trees. Then it hit me, the smell was of cum. I looked it up and http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=cum+tree. Why would anyone have cum trees everywhere?


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:41 PM Reply

A better question is, why even BOTHER having cum trees?


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:41 PM Reply

Its just the maple trees you fag.

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:42 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 02:39 PM, Corky52 wrote: Why would anyone have cum trees everywhere?

Maybe the gardener was pissed off with them so planted them instead of say, oak trees.


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:43 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 02:41 PM, RandomEmperor wrote: Its just the maple trees you fag.

I'm gay because I think a tree smells bad?


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:48 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 02:41 PM, RandomEmperor wrote: Its just the maple trees you fag.

Hahah!

That was hilarious.


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:54 PM Reply

Sorry, that was just me.


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:00 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 02:58 PM, GreenKandy wrote:
At 4/23/08 02:43 PM, Corky52 wrote:
At 4/23/08 02:41 PM, RandomEmperor wrote: Its just the maple trees you fag.
I'm gay because I think a tree smells bad?
No lol you're a fag because the smell of wood reminds you of semen.

But it was really a tree that smells like cum.


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:41 PM Reply

My friend told me about this, isnt there some little flying beetle in there, and they all have sex with each other, then go away after a while?


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:48 PM Reply

The trees outside my school smell like shit and cum.

It's sucks hard.

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:50 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 03:41 PM, Lucy wrote: My friend told me about this, isnt there some little flying beetle in there, and they all have sex with each other, then go away after a while?

Nah, Your thinking of cicadas

noisy lil fuckers

They only come once every few years.

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:00 PM Reply

Privet bushes can have that smell as well. There's a whole road length of them leading from my Nan's to my college. When I lived with her for two years, or so, every week day I'd pass by that smell.

God was it awful.

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:27 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 02:39 PM, Corky52 wrote:

Why would anyone have cum trees everywhere?

To grow semen for sperm banks?

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:29 PM Reply

never heard of of cum tree, what does it look like?


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:31 PM Reply

I didnt click the link, after looking at the URL.

" Term = Cum + Tree

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:35 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 04:29 PM, redsox14 wrote: never heard of of cum tree, what does it look like?

This is what they look like. Misjudging huh?

That horrible smell.


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:59 PM Reply

I won't believe anything until I see a Wikipedia link.


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:02 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 04:59 PM, MinusNick wrote: I won't believe anything until I see a Wikipedia link.

It's true.


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:05 PM Reply

Knowing that theres a cum tree in existance really makes the world seem brighter...

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:05 PM Reply

i LOVE the smell of semen in the morning


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:06 PM Reply

yeah it rly is true there was one of those at my highschool and every year when it blossomed, it made the whole area around it smell like spunk....


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:07 PM Reply

An odd tree. Well at least I dont have to deal with it, you do!!!! LOL


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:13 PM Reply

That gives me an idea for a WONDERFUL prank.

ITS FUCKING WONDERFUL!!

I hate Poozy.

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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:18 PM Reply

Cum smells strange..

A bit like chlorine or some sort of starch, in my opinion


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Response to That horrible smell. Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:33 PM Reply

At 4/23/08 05:13 PM, WingCommand wrote: That gives me an idea for a WONDERFUL prank.

ITS FUCKING WONDERFUL!!

Well please share with us.


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