For a couple of days straight every time I walked outside I would smell a terrible smell. I had smelled it before, but just couldn't figure out what it smelled like. After awhile I just concluded that it was the river that they just stocked with fish. Just this morning, after working out, I noticed that the smell was getting stronger in the direction that I was walking. I happened to be walking towards a tree and yes that was the smell. I look around and the entire campus was covered in these trees. Then it hit me, the smell was of cum. I looked it up and http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=cum+tree. Why would anyone have cum trees everywhere?
That horrible smell.
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A better question is, why even BOTHER having cum trees?
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At 4/23/08 02:39 PM, Corky52 wrote: Why would anyone have cum trees everywhere?
Maybe the gardener was pissed off with them so planted them instead of say, oak trees.
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At 4/23/08 02:41 PM, RandomEmperor wrote: Its just the maple trees you fag.
I'm gay because I think a tree smells bad?
At 4/23/08 02:41 PM, RandomEmperor wrote: Its just the maple trees you fag.
Hahah!
That was hilarious.
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At 4/23/08 02:58 PM, GreenKandy wrote:At 4/23/08 02:43 PM, Corky52 wrote:No lol you're a fag because the smell of wood reminds you of semen.At 4/23/08 02:41 PM, RandomEmperor wrote: Its just the maple trees you fag.I'm gay because I think a tree smells bad?
But it was really a tree that smells like cum.
My friend told me about this, isnt there some little flying beetle in there, and they all have sex with each other, then go away after a while?
Release your inner crazy.
The trees outside my school smell like shit and cum.
It's sucks hard.
At 4/23/08 03:41 PM, Lucy wrote: My friend told me about this, isnt there some little flying beetle in there, and they all have sex with each other, then go away after a while?
Nah, Your thinking of cicadas
noisy lil fuckers
They only come once every few years.
Privet bushes can have that smell as well. There's a whole road length of them leading from my Nan's to my college. When I lived with her for two years, or so, every week day I'd pass by that smell.
God was it awful.
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At 4/23/08 02:39 PM, Corky52 wrote:
Why would anyone have cum trees everywhere?
To grow semen for sperm banks?
never heard of of cum tree, what does it look like?
I didnt click the link, after looking at the URL.
" Term = Cum + Tree
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At 4/23/08 04:29 PM, redsox14 wrote: never heard of of cum tree, what does it look like?
This is what they look like. Misjudging huh?
I won't believe anything until I see a Wikipedia link.
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At 4/23/08 04:59 PM, MinusNick wrote: I won't believe anything until I see a Wikipedia link.
It's true.
Knowing that theres a cum tree in existance really makes the world seem brighter...
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yeah it rly is true there was one of those at my highschool and every year when it blossomed, it made the whole area around it smell like spunk....
An odd tree. Well at least I dont have to deal with it, you do!!!! LOL
That gives me an idea for a WONDERFUL prank.
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At 4/23/08 05:13 PM, WingCommand wrote: That gives me an idea for a WONDERFUL prank.
ITS FUCKING WONDERFUL!!
Well please share with us.
