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Underwater sex 2008-04-22 22:56:39 Reply

What would underwater sex feel like. No flippers or air tanks. I think it would just be sex exept it will last up to 40 secs or so. But i heard your orgasim lasts longer underwater.

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 22:57:26 Reply

At 4/22/08 10:56 PM, string227 wrote: What would underwater sex feel like. No flippers or air tanks. I think it would just be sex exept it will last up to 40 secs or so. But i heard your orgasim lasts longer underwater.

I think it would be better. But shorter.

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 22:58:30 Reply

At 4/22/08 10:56 PM, string227 wrote: What would underwater sex feel like. No flippers or air tanks. I think it would just be sex exept it will last up to 40 secs or so. But i heard your orgasim lasts longer underwater.

No matter what kind of sex it is, it will always feel great.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 22:58:54 Reply

I'm sorry, I just feel the posts about people thinking they know all about sex and the best ways to do it, I mean, does Newgrounds really care about sex more than a topic about a guy who survived a car crash?

In other words, can Newgrounds just fucking grow up already?
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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:00:33 Reply

Back when I was in like 4th or 5th grade this kid would tell me how he seen an underwater porno on HBO

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:00:38 Reply

It wouldn't be the best idea, women can get water damage.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:01:27 Reply

So pool sex? your underwater but you head doesn't have to be....


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:02:01 Reply

At 4/22/08 10:58 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I'm sorry, I just feel the posts about people thinking they know all about sex and the best ways to do it, I mean, does Newgrounds really care about sex more than a topic about a guy who survived a car crash?

In other words, can Newgrounds just fucking grow up already?

GTFO out of my forums. Newgrounds members stay eternally young.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:08:35 Reply

No air tanks? What, are you snorkeling?

Underwater sex would drown you before you ever hit climax, especially if you neglect to use air tanks! Even with them it would likely be fairly uncomfortable having to breath through the mouth piece, and, inevitably, you would inhale some water which would feel unpleasant. Also, you have to account for the water being cold which is likely going to reduce your sexual drive. And we haven't even covered water pressure or currents or the exhaustion that comes from swimming!

So what do you end up with? Sex in cold, salty water; slowed breathing (due to air tank and mouthpiece), occasional inhaling of said cold salty water, etc. It sounds like a bad experience for all involved.

At best, you could have sex in a warm bathtub using snorkels or something, but to me that just seems needless as I'm doubtful of any real improvement in having sex underwater as oppose to on land.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:12:14 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:02 PM, FlamingHiei wrote:
At 4/22/08 10:58 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
GTFO out of my forums. Newgrounds members stay eternally young.

Coming from a 13 year old... Huh...

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:12:28 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:08 PM, Unimportant wrote:
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Or, you could just keep your head above water.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:15:04 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:12 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Or, you could just keep your head above water.

That being said, avoid saltwater. It's fine from a male perspective, but the intercourse causes small tears in the vaginal wall, which the salt really takes advantage of.

Otherwise, it's not that much different... the buoyancy makes for an interesting addition to the usually gravity influenced... procedure.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:16:32 Reply

Water damage eh? But im not taking about having sex in the ocean. I mean like in your backyard pool.

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:16:45 Reply

under water sex really isent that hot

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:17:07 Reply

I think that underwater sex would be entertaining.

The lack of "real" gravity would make for a lot of interesting positions.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:18:21 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:12 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
At 4/22/08 11:08 PM, Unimportant wrote:
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Know it all Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah...
Or, you could just keep your head above water.

Well then it's not really underwater now is it?


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:18:33 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:16 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: under water sex really isent that hot

But if masturbating when your submerged in water can have your orgasim last for a long time, then sex underwater could just have the pleasure.

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:18:35 Reply

you'd be surrounded by jizz


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:20:34 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:16 PM, string227 wrote: Water damage eh? But im not taking about having sex in the ocean. I mean like in your backyard pool.

Water gets forced up the vagina and it can 'leak' later on out the anus.

Sue Johanson's Sunday Night Sex Show lol.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:21:26 Reply

At 4/22/08 10:58 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I'm sorry, I just feel the posts about people thinking they know all about sex and the best ways to do it, I mean, does Newgrounds really care about sex more than a topic about a guy who survived a car crash?

In other words, can Newgrounds just fucking grow up already?

if newgrounds would fucking grow up then there would be no meaning to come here.

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:23:33 Reply

http://images.google.co.nz/images?hl=en&
q=underwater%20sex&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&ta b=wi

Doesn't look terribly exciting, I'd say it'd be very slow.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:24:15 Reply

At 4/22/08 10:58 PM, El-Mistro wrote:
At 4/22/08 10:56 PM, string227 wrote: What would underwater sex feel like. No flippers or air tanks. I think it would just be sex exept it will last up to 40 secs or so. But i heard your orgasim lasts longer underwater.
No matter what kind of sex it is, it will always feel great.

Are you implying that gay anal sex will always feel great? Or perhaps having sex with spikes being dug into your balls the more you move?


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:25:33 Reply


No matter what kind of sex it is, it will always feel great.
Are you implying that gay anal sex will always feel great? Or perhaps having sex with spikes being dug into your balls the more you move?

whats it like being "edgy"?


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:27:15 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:23 PM, Officer wrote: http://images.google.co.nz/images?hl=en&
q=underwater%20sex&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&ta b=wi

Doesn't look terribly exciting, I'd say it'd be very slow.

any vids on it? Underwater sex really doesnt look that exciting.

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:27:46 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:01 PM, Shawn wrote: So pool sex? your underwater but you head doesn't have to be....

Innovative right? lmfao

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:27:59 Reply

At 4/22/08 10:58 PM, El-Mistro wrote: No matter what kind of sex it is, it will always feel great.

Yes, I bet if a big man inserted his penis in your rectum that would feel incredibly great.


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:28:05 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:25 PM, El-Mistro wrote:

No matter what kind of sex it is, it will always feel great.
Are you implying that gay anal sex will always feel great? Or perhaps having sex with spikes being dug into your balls the more you move?
whats it like being "edgy"?

IT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:28:59 Reply

At 4/22/08 10:58 PM, El-Mistro wrote: No matter what kind of sex it is, it will always feel great.

Remember that when a dildo gets shoved up your ass one day by one of these sick twisted Newgrounds users.

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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:30:02 Reply


whats it like being "edgy"?
IT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!

yes we can all tell. looking at your recent posts makes it obvious that you are indeed a fucking idiot

have you heard the saying "think before you post"?


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Response to Underwater sex 2008-04-22 23:36:04 Reply

At 4/22/08 11:21 PM, string227 wrote:
At 4/22/08 10:58 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
if newgrounds would fucking grow up then there would be no meaning to come here.

Well, you have my vote. I'll try to be a dickhead from now on!