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Tommy, you've been the spark that has kindled my heart for the longest time.

I still look back and remember all those nights we spent talking, our countless walks on the beach hand-in-hand, and our intimate moments where we figured who was the real man with taking carrots all the way to the green.

Because of all these great moments up to this point, I wish to spend all of eternity with you. I wish to wake up every morning to your sweet aroma and take a deep breath of it, knowing I can accomplish anything with you by my side.

So, will you marry me?

Can i steal the ring?

But will your wedding clash with Gergaloth's and EpicFail's wedding?

He told me to tell you no...
Sorry...

You fucking idiot!! You told me you would marry me!!

LIAR!!!

Oh dear...That was just...amazing.
And that ring is breath taking.

Of course I'll marry you Jon! I love you!

And I got you a little something too <3
But you put it on something much bigger then your finger....

The only thing you leave left is my everlasting desire to watch you be purged with all your faulty genetics off the face of reality.

I feel left out...

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!

So exciting!

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Cericon wrote: Of course I'll marry you Jon! I love you!

I love you too!! <3

And I got you a little something too <3
But you put it on something much bigger then your finger....

Oh my, I think we are in for an eventful night! ;)

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Magyar wrote: I feel left out...

Me too =[

Ok I'm too trired to tell if this is a joke or for real.

srsly

At 4/22/08 01:23 AM, Shawn wrote: Ok I'm too trired to tell if this is a joke or for real.

srsly

I am pretty sure its a joke... I mean, come on

At 4/22/08 01:22 AM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Cericon wrote: Of course I'll marry you Jon! I love you!

I love you too!! <3

We're gonna need a preist for this wonderful occasion!

And I got you a little something too <3
But you put it on something much bigger then your finger....

Oh my, I think we are in for an eventful night! ;)

But it may be too small for your immense member, I should have bought a bigger ring.
I'm sorry :(

At 4/22/08 01:23 AM, Shawn wrote: Ok I'm too trired to tell if this is a joke or for real.

srsly

its a joke numb nuts

At 4/22/08 01:23 AM, DanikaDarko wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Magyar wrote: I feel left out...

Me too =[

Oh well, we can always just go Jihad and blow some shit up.

At 4/22/08 01:23 AM, Shawn wrote: Ok I'm too trired to tell if this is a joke or for real.

srsly

Our love isn't a lie!!

At 4/22/08 01:24 AM, Cericon wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:22 AM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Cericon wrote: Of course I'll marry you Jon! I love you!

I love you too!! <3

We're gonna need a preist for this wonderful occasion!

OMG, how could we have forgotten!?

Anyone wish to be our priest on this occasion?

And I got you a little something too <3
But you put it on something much bigger then your finger....

Oh my, I think we are in for an eventful night! ;)

But it may be too small for your immense member, I should have bought a bigger ring.
I'm sorry :(

Its quite alright, I will make it work the best I can, though I am much too hard now to even worry about putting on anything, now all I wish to do is put something in. <3

Yeah, congrats you guys.

*rolls eyes*

At 4/22/08 01:27 AM, Magyar wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:23 AM, DanikaDarko wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Magyar wrote: I feel left out...

Me too =[

Oh well, we can always just go Jihad and blow some shit up.

OOOO We can be partners in crime, and we can blow up their wedding because we were left out!

At 4/22/08 01:27 AM, Magyar wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:23 AM, DanikaDarko wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Magyar wrote: I feel left out...

Me too =[

Oh well, we can always just go Jihad and blow some shit up.

Oh and you don't invite me :(

You guys are too bizarre haha

At 4/22/08 01:27 AM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:23 AM, Shawn wrote: Ok I'm too trired to tell if this is a joke or for real.

srsly

Our love isn't a lie!!

Yeah! How can you even think of our sincerity as nothing more but for your amusement!?

At 4/22/08 01:24 AM, Cericon wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:22 AM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:21 AM, Cericon wrote: Of course I'll marry you Jon! I love you!

I love you too!! <3

We're gonna need a preist for this wonderful occasion!

OMG, how could we have forgotten!?

Anyone wish to be our priest on this occasion?

Yes, we do need someone.
Anyone out there who would like to be a part of this epic event?

And I got you a little something too <3
But you put it on something much bigger then your finger....

Oh my, I think we are in for an eventful night! ;)

But it may be too small for your immense member, I should have bought a bigger ring.
I'm sorry :(

Its quite alright, I will make it work the best I can, though I am much too hard now to even worry about putting on anything, now all I wish to do is put something in. <3

Oooh <3 Well, you're gonna have to wait until our honeymoon big boy.

At 4/22/08 01:28 AM, AlexJS wrote: Yeah, congrats you guys.

*rolls eyes*

Aww, thanks! :)

At 4/22/08 01:29 AM, Timmy wrote: You guys are too bizarre haha

Well, just wait for our video to be released! :D

At 4/22/08 01:29 AM, Cericon wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:24 AM, Cericon wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:22 AM, Lotus wrote:

Its quite alright, I will make it work the best I can, though I am much too hard now to even worry about putting on anything, now all I wish to do is put something in. <3

Oooh <3 Well, you're gonna have to wait until our honeymoon big boy.

Oh, that's alright, I'm sure it will be more than worth that wait! ;)

At 4/22/08 01:32 AM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:28 AM, AlexJS wrote: Yeah, congrats you guys.

*rolls eyes*

Aww, thanks! :)

You're welcome. Just keep the honeymoon video to yourselves, AI DUN WANNA SEE IT.

At 4/22/08 01:32 AM, AlexJS wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:32 AM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:28 AM, AlexJS wrote: Yeah, congrats you guys.

*rolls eyes*

Aww, thanks! :)

You're welcome. Just keep the honeymoon video to yourselves, AI DUN WANNA SEE IT.

Aww Alex, you're the best :3 almost as great as my love Jon.

Also Jon, I think we should have my cousin film our little lovefest.
Don't worry, I'll pay for the monkey too.

At 4/22/08 01:37 AM, Cericon wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:32 AM, AlexJS wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:32 AM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:28 AM, AlexJS wrote: Yeah, congrats you guys.

*rolls eyes*

Aww, thanks! :)

You're welcome. Just keep the honeymoon video to yourselves, AI DUN WANNA SEE IT.

Aww Alex, you're the best :3 almost as great as my love Jon.

Also Jon, I think we should have my cousin film our little lovefest.
Don't worry, I'll pay for the monkey too.

*walks away*
*previous statement about the monkey starts to sink in and hastens steps*

I wish I was this girl. She sounds like she is about to have a good time. :3

At 4/22/08 01:43 AM, SeizureDog wrote: I wish I was this girl. She sounds like she is about to have a good time. :3

They're both guys.

At 4/22/08 01:43 AM, SeizureDog wrote: I wish I was this girl. She sounds like she is about to have a good time. :3

?
Who said anything about there being a girl involved here?

Hence the hastening of the steps.

At 4/22/08 01:41 AM, AlexJS wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:37 AM, Cericon wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:32 AM, AlexJS wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:28 AM, AlexJS wrote: Yeah, congrats you guys.

*rolls eyes*

Aww, thanks! :)

You're welcome. Just keep the honeymoon video to yourselves, AI DUN WANNA SEE IT.

You sure? I can send you an express copy! :D

Aww Alex, you're the best :3 almost as great as my love Jon.

<3

Also Jon, I think we should have my cousin film our little lovefest.
Don't worry, I'll pay for the monkey too.

I wanna donkey as well! <3

*walks away*
*previous statement about the monkey starts to sink in and hastens steps*

Haha!! Don't tell me you've never thought about it! ;)

At 4At 4/22/08 01:44 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:43 AM, SeizureDog wrote: I wish I was this girl. She sounds like she is about to have a good time. :3

They're both guys.

Well, Tommy is like the girl in this situation. <3