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At 4/21/08 11:54 PM, g0t wrote:

At 4/21/08 11:49 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 4/21/08 11:45 PM, g0t wrote: I would apply if I was pathetic.

So you're going to apply...?

Bah-dum-tssh

Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?

Read the TOS

At 4/21/08 11:55 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 4/21/08 11:54 PM, g0t wrote: Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?

Read the TOS

I did, it doesn't mention plane tickets and expenses.

At 4/21/08 11:51 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 4/21/08 11:50 PM, tweekee wrote: Im bored of this thread, although its full of epic win. That would be hard to do. She will have runescape nerds battering her door down.

Dude i play Runescape and I'm not a virgin, you're silly your thinking of WoW players :P

Oh yeah, i forgot. it's the WoW nerds that will kill her. the chaos rape. There will be serious problems if blizzard nerds(the nerds of the guys who made like warcrap or something) came to her door. she would die. drown in it.

At 4/21/08 11:56 PM, g0t wrote:

At 4/21/08 11:55 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 4/21/08 11:54 PM, g0t wrote: Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?

Read the TOS

I did, it doesn't mention plane tickets and expenses.

Nevermind, It was at the beginning. I just skipped to the list.

She looks like someone I know.

This is the same girl who offered 100,000 blow jobs and didn't deliver.

Prolly fake.

I signed up.

Her vagina is going to be filled with rice and pudding.

Lol, whore.

Alright well Tania just left my house and I have to say, sex feels pretty good!
It was awkward at first because she was all business and like she almost immediately took her shirt off once she came inside. She told me to put the condom on right at the beginning, I guess she's taking it very seriously. So she laid on my couch and like got all naked and then she just let me have sex with her. It was so warm but I could tell it wasn't as tight as it should have been. I lasted longer than I thought and I came in her after like a minute and a half and she just got up and got dressed. She gave me a paper to sign and then she left. It all happened in like under ten minutes it was really weird and I feel dirty now... but hey, at least I'm not a virgin anymore!

At 4/22/08 12:13 AM, LordOfKetchup wrote: but I could tell it wasn't as tight as it should have been.

but hey, at least I'm not a virgin anymore!

Huh and a virgin would know how tight a pussy is?

At 4/21/08 11:50 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: * applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
I think this where most applicants will fail. People will look at this site and go "OH SHIT FREE SEX OVER THE INNERNETS"

I disagree. It has been my lifelong dream to keep the internet a place that's safe from control by corporations. All people who sign up will be just as eager as I am to help out with defending net neutrality, although they would only be doing it for sex.

Unlike me. I actually do like net neutrality.

I find it so fucking funny.

I mean, why should she do that?

Guys check out the OP's profile shes talking about selling her stripper pole, so if you're signing up you might want to buy that pole!

This whole thing is just hilarious. Really. Her point is to defend the internet and net neutrality (basically it's alright to be a geek), and yet it's not okay to be a virgin? Give me a break.

At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: She's hot, I would do her. I wonder if she does girls!

Haha. I don't think girls count.

Blue Balls for the lose.

LOL

At 4/21/08 11:37 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.

Well, condoms don't really protect against STDs. The key is the virgins. However, she could get screwed over with a guy who says he's a virgin, but is really not = gets STDs = infects all virgins afterwards.

Outside of business...do you really think she only screws virgins? :P

Lol this chick is Athene's "power leveling bitch", or one of the people from that iPower show or whatever. They always use sex to bring attention to themselves; like they title their clips "HOT INTERENT TEENAGE SEX" and make sure the thumbnail picture is her laying half naked on a bed, when the episode is about something different. She's also the one who did the 400,000 blowjobs or whatever, and that suicide in 90 days blog (which was to raise awareness about suicides and how stupid they are or something)

Could someone please tell me how this promotes net neutrality? Sure, it's linked to Virgin, virgins, etc, but what possible difference could several hundred cocks in one very sore vagina make a difference to a multi-billion pound corporation?

Is Richard Branson supposed to get jealous or something?

She's probably just going to use everyones e-mail that signs up so she can add it to a mass mailing list of some stupid rebel internet bullshit. I mean honestly are we so nieve and lame that were going to fight for the internet? Christ living has just become less important today.

"I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness".

No, you are an empty headed trollop who deserves the AIDS.

At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs

Win right there.

Its good to see she's got all of her bases covered.

At 4/22/08 09:57 AM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote: This whole thing is just hilarious. Really. Her point is to defend the internet and net neutrality (basically it's alright to be a geek), and yet it's not okay to be a virgin? Give me a break.

I think it's more that it's her only way of showing support, I guess? Or a pun on 'virgin' as Virgin Mobile is the main perpetrator wanting to get rid of net neutrality.

At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:

Well, condoms don't really protect against STDs. The key is the virgins. However, she could get screwed over with a guy who says he's a virgin, but is really not = gets STDs = infects all virgins afterwards.

Outside of business...do you really think she only screws virgins? :P

Well if they are using latex condoms, they have most STI's covered. I don't think she would use lambskin because HIV is the most important virus to keep out. Other than that you've got chancroid, which is skin to skin via open sore. but is very curable. MCV is also skin to skin contact, but that doesn't have to be mucosal areas. Chlamydia is rare to get through condoms, and is also curable. Herpes and HPV are the ones she be most likely to get because they can be transmitted when open sores aren't visible. Syphilis is also mostly mucosal areas.

So in reality she should look out for MCV, herpes and HPV. Condom use prevents most of the rest.

As for the guys, guys have a luckier time with STDs (or at least HIV that I know for sure), because the uptake rate from a woman (or a bottom, if you're gay) to a man (or a top, if you're gay) is much less than the other way around.

Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

Hahaha

All travel expenses covered?

So she's willing to go international with this thing?

Fuck.

If only more people were this dedicated to their causes.

Thats hawt.

Tania is the girl who promised 40,000 works of oral sex, 1 to every person who got her on the ballot for Belgium's prime minister vote or something.

I signed :D

That is possibly one of the best ploys to get attention I've seen yet.

Shit they could plaster that site with porn adds and make thousands.

Not a hooker because shes doing it for free.

LOOPHOLE

At 4/22/08 10:51 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: I wonder if she does girls!

... you're a VIRGIN?

I've never had sex with a girl!