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TropicalParadise

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:28 PM

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So it's recently been brought to hopefully all of your attentions that Net Neutrality is at risk.

This hot girl will have sex with you if you are a) 18+ b) a virgin c) saving the internet

http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2 .php

She's hot, I would do her. I wonder if she does girls! Some of you should try it and report back to us. I love the way she is getting support of net neutrality and I wonder if she's actually slept with anyone. Someone sign up and see how it's going! But if you're not a virgin, I wouldn't bother. In the Terms Of Service she says that if she thinks you're not a virgin, she will stop.

Blue Balls for the lose.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:31 PM

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That's great. She will soon find half the BBS and 8,000,000 WoW players at her door.

Poor girl :(

I really hope she has a squad to help her, or something.


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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:33 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:

This hot girl will have sex with you if you are a) 18+ b) a virgin c) saving the internet

! But if you're not a virgin, I wouldn't bother. In the Terms Of Service she says that if she thinks you're not a virgin, she will stop.


Blue Balls for the lose.

Sure, just wait four years.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:33 PM

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Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:34 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.

...like throwin a hot dog down a hallway...

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FBIpolux

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:35 PM

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Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs

Win right there.


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TropicalParadise

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At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.

Why does that make her dirty? Because she's having sex with multiple people? She's using condoms, she's practicing safe sex.

You're lucky I like you or else I would go on my female sexual empowerment speech.

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At 4/21/08 11:34 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.
...like throwin a hot dog down a hallway...

On second thought, Her vagina would be more like swimming pool full of STDs than anything.. I think I'd pass.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:37 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, FlamingHiei wrote:
On second thought, Her vagina would be more like swimming pool full of STDs than anything.. I think I'd pass.

Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:38 PM

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shes kind of ugly..

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:38 PM

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Bullshit attention whore


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FlamingHiei

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At 4/21/08 11:37 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, FlamingHiei wrote:
On second thought, Her vagina would be more like swimming pool full of STDs than anything.. I think I'd pass.
Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.

*re-reads TOS* Oooh... My bad.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:39 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.
Why does that make her dirty? Because she's having sex with multiple people? She's using condoms, she's practicing safe sex.

You're lucky I like you or else I would go on my female sexual empowerment speech.

The only way that this wouldn't be dirty is that all the people she is going to have sex with have been tested for STD's. Even though they have never had sex they can still be passed down from parents, blood, etc.. and some of the diseases don't show up on testing until later. Meaning this could just end up spreading disease to many people.

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TropicalParadise

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:41 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:38 PM, FlamingHiei wrote:
Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.
*re-reads TOS* Oooh... My bad.

= ) I probably should have mentioned that, but I need to keep fuel for the thread to post later on!

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:41 PM

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What if a shitty 12 year old makes a reservation?

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At 4/21/08 11:41 PM, Laughingbox wrote: What if a shitty 12 year old makes a reservation?

I'm sure they have to be of legal age. So don't get your hopes up.

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FBIpolux

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:43 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:41 PM, Laughingbox wrote: What if a shitty 12 year old makes a reservation?

You have to be a virgin, 18 years old, no surprise buttsex, gotta use a condom, etc.

Go read the Terms of Service. It's actually pretty funny. Also, why don't you read threads before you post in them?


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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:43 PM

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Wow

Terms of Service
1. Acceptance of Terms
Tania Derveaux provides performance of sexual intercourse (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with her).

2. Description of Services
The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:44 PM

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I'm not a virgin, I wish I can find a Female virgin where I live? ooh well??

I will fight to win!!

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At 4/21/08 11:44 PM, VeinsOnFire wrote:
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
lame-o

Now you have to do homework too?

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At 4/21/08 11:44 PM, VeinsOnFire wrote:
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
lame-o

Whats a vlog?

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:45 PM

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I would apply if I was pathetic.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:46 PM

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can me explaining how the internet is a series of tubes count?

even though im not 18...yet, 4 more months, still would be helpful

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At 4/21/08 11:42 PM, Corky52 wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:41 PM, Laughingbox wrote: What if a shitty 12 year old makes a reservation?
I'm sure they have to be of legal age. So don't get your hopes up.

So close, yet so far...

Damn!

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:49 PM

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Oh lawd this is brilliant. I wonder how it all turns out for her.

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At 4/21/08 11:45 PM, g0t wrote: I would apply if I was pathetic.

So you're going to apply...?

Bah-dum-tssh

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Im bored of this thread, although its full of epic win. That would be hard to do. She will have runescape nerds battering her door down.

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:50 PM

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Even though I'm not a virgin, this site amuses me.

Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use.
This is where it sounds like complete bollocks. But recording is something that needs to be dealt with just to see if it any bit of it is real.

Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.
Virgins don't last longer than 30 minutes.

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
Good start so far
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
Ok, sensible seeing as a lot of people would try it.
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
This ain't no hostage situation
* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
This is getting weird
* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
Eh the only give away sign is that a virgin won't last long, they'll shoot before their pants come off.
* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
I think this where most applicants will fail. People will look at this site and go "OH SHIT FREE SEX OVER THE INNERNETS"
* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Wait...what?
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
Because the applicant smells funny or the condom broke on an earlier experience?


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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:51 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:50 PM, tweekee wrote: Im bored of this thread, although its full of epic win. That would be hard to do. She will have runescape nerds battering her door down.

Dude i play Runescape and I'm not a virgin, you're silly your thinking of WoW players :P

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Posted at: 4/21/08 11:54 PM

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At 4/21/08 11:49 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:45 PM, g0t wrote: I would apply if I was pathetic.
So you're going to apply...?

Bah-dum-tssh

Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?

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