If newgrounds was a place.

[CUBErt]

Like a club or a bar with seven different rooms:

- Portal Room, where all the latest flash play back-to-back-to-back.
- Music Room, where you listen to music and theres a dance floor.
- Game Room, where you go to play your favorite flash games.
- Store, where you buy stuff.
- Forum Room, it's a bar.
- Fap Room, yiff included.
- And finally, a restroom.

So the question is, if Newgrounds was a place, with a 5 dollar cover price, how often would you be there?
And also what room is missing?

[Electric-Bla]

At 4/21/08 03:45 PM, CUBErt wrote: So the question is, if Newgrounds was a place, with a 5 dollar cover price, how often would you be there?

That depends, is there only masturbation in the fapping room? ;

And also what room is missing?

Wade's kinky sex dungeon.

[Purpin]

Yeah sure, I'd go. Once or twice.

[Scrotaculous]

I think newgrounds work because we aren't in the same room. People seriously piss some users off and so I think that in real life people would often get hurt. But since it would be real life it wouldn't be like being on the website.

[Sistine1408]

Provided I can get in (being a minor) I'd be there all the fucking time. And we'd have some bouncers to actually keep out all the 12 year old faggots for once!

[CUBErt]

At 4/21/08 03:47 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 4/21/08 03:45 PM, CUBErt wrote: So the question is, if Newgrounds was a place, with a 5 dollar cover price, how often would you be there?

That depends, is there only masturbation in the fapping room? ;

That's the beauty of the fapping room, you can fap, be fapped and if you find someone's conscent, SEX.

[darknessdweller]

At 4/21/08 03:45 PM, CUBErt wrote:

So the question is, if Newgrounds was a place, with a 5 dollar cover price, how often would you be there?

3 - 4 times per week.

[saltovergray]

At 4/21/08 03:45 PM, CUBErt wrote:
- Fap Room, yiff included.

Why not real porn?

Yiff sucks.

[simon]

is smoking allowed at the bar? if so, the bar.

[fishboy121]

dude i'd live there

[Captain-Jake]

I'd combine audio room with forum room

[CUBErt]

At 4/21/08 03:52 PM, simon wrote: is smoking allowed at the bar? if so, the bar.

Damn right!

At 4/21/08 03:52 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Why not real porn?

There is real porn, yiff is just included for our furry members, HotActionYiffyFur, i'm lookin' at you.

[Hoeloe]

Newgrounds is a city, everyone knows that. Anyone who has an account owns a property there, but the more exp they have (NG currency) the better their property is. Unless they are mod or admin, in which case they become like the aristocracy. They get the best stuff. I live there anyway. I usually walk around randomly, visit the Entrance Hall (or in NG slang, Front Page), in which the best work is showcased. Mostly I hang in the bar though.

[Viridis]

Id go frequently, as i have fuck all else to do, maybe bring my GF, i shall share ^_^
We need a boxing ring, so NGers can settle thier differences

[andhination]

I'd probably live in the basement.

[PinballWizard976]

Yeah that'd be pretty cool. Until the Kitty Krew, trolls, etc. show up and starts fights. But then again, we could think of them kinda like gangs. KK, CC, etc. Yeah, it'd be cool I guess....

[Dromedary]

Users like Betty and TomsPulp would get shot, and the police would investigate, then close us down.

[emochild]

I would just hang in the forum (Even though I can't drink) or the game room

[VenusDoom]

I would go there everyday after school and most of the time on the weekends.

[Cthulhu1988]

I would burn it down.

[MinusNick]

Would there still be cock jokes?

[Lucy]

Quite often I guess, if the people were nice ;)

[NG-Bumper]

What the hell? That's fuckings tupid.

[Rucklo]

At 4/21/08 03:45 PM, CUBErt wrote: So the question is, if Newgrounds was a place, with a 5 dollar cover price, how often would you be there?

given my BBS- and audiomod status, i belive I'd be part of the NG opinion police force, and also a bouncer in the dance-hall...? so i guess i'd work for free, but at least i shouldn't have to pay anything to get in...? :)

[flashplayer5]

I'd live there.

[Death-Affiliate]

I wouldn't go... Every one would call me fat and photoshop me...

[Bus-Driver]

you're really fucking dumb CUBErt, and thats a stupid fucking idea.

[WilhelmTheVampire]

Yes, I would be there while friends were drunk. So in reality, I'd never leave.

[Risterajas]

Everybody knows it would go out of business.

Because Newgrounds users a WoW-addicted pimple-faced night-creatures with social stigmas that avoid all public get togethers.

Plus their parents wouldn't let them go to a club or something.

:)