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At 4/21/08 01:32 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: I agree.

Williwowza is killed by ravenous penguins is a way funnier story than Alvin Earthworm quits SMBZ.

Well... something that actually makes sense or has some truth in it... ;)

At 4/21/08 01:36 PM, Heinrich wrote: Oh, so she plans to make it like the Onion News Network or something? In that case, I'll try to come up with some crazy things about Newgrounds then. Hopefully I can come up with photoshops that can be featured because that's the only humour I'm good at.

Just check at the one she posted yesterday... it's probably always going to be similar to that, I hope... It was pretty funny.

Are these better?

-Afro_stud Maybe be stopping Adolf Hitler Flashes due to lack of interest, switches to Benito Mussolini dueling with Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead.
-Soulja Boy makes flash, Newgrounds spews bad reception due to being victims of being upermanned.
-Wade's Wife insulted resulting in a public execution of a few users.
-Rumours of war with 4chan.
-Penny Bain returns.

Like I said, my humour comes mostly from photoshop.

i am not getting tired of anything...in fact i am getting anti-tired and shit.

IDEAS:

1.) Ethiopian ladie wins Boston Marathon.

2.) // anything related to NASCAR \\

3.) Spring Break in MA. It rocks! MA ROCKS!

--this concludes my news report--

-Assassination attempt on first elected president McJesus by an athiest healthnut extremist.
-Bar fight occurs between Sunglasses and Heinrich, both arrested and thrown in the ban bin for the night.
-Newgrounds flash portal economy: recession or stunted growth?
-Flash creation starting to be made more by Mexicans for cheaper- Ozcar's buisness growing.
-McJesus' presidency leads to war with Ebaumsworld with missile strikes and terrorism.
-Naked pictures of Tom: A hoax? More on Tom's secret sex life!
-Cellardoor6 kidnapped by Canadians and held for a ransom.
-Rob's arrival and Ross leaves Newgrounds office: A conspiracy?
-13 year old immigrants arrive in Newgrounds and take over jobs: flash, audio and art!

Mine is the best.

Click in my profile.

At 4/21/08 02:37 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Mine is the best.

Click in my profile.

That was horrible, please don't try again.

Also that's not news, that's the mind of a 13 years old.

At 4/21/08 12:43 PM, Alfie wrote: I'll be happy to do an interview,

Are we doing interviews? If so, see my sig for my MSN.

At 4/21/08 03:14 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 4/21/08 02:37 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Mine is the best.

Click in my profile.

That was horrible, please don't try again.

Also that's not news, that's the mind of a 13 years old.

You don't understand the concept.

At 4/21/08 01:44 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 4/21/08 01:32 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: I agree.

Williwowza is killed by ravenous penguins is a way funnier story than Alvin Earthworm quits SMBZ.

Well... something that actually makes sense or has some truth in it... ;)

Oh............ OH.

Actual sense needs to be made here?

Whoops.

But Heinrich seems to be able to come up with some fun stuff.

At 4/21/08 02:37 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Mine is the best.

Click in my profile.

My annoncment of dramatic readings done in accents and voice done poorly is way better than your idea. and i've gotten critism for my dramatic readings.

Oh dear,

It seems AutoBob, Radiogrounds most listened to DJ, has been diagnosed with Kuru, and in other news, the other DJs except Captian_Bob have gone missing since last Saturday.

Breaking News!

The Internet Wrestling Championship: Clown Edition is on and our brave BBS clown, Elios, is up fighting the champion clown in the finals. We better wish our fellow user luck for this event that will go down in Newgrounds history!

Stories I'm working on.....

1 - Monster attacks NGers.

2 - If you stab an NGer, will he bleed?

hey guys what's going on in this thr- OH DEARIE ME

At 4/22/08 01:51 AM, Monocrom wrote: Stories I'm working on.....

1 - Monster attacks NGers.

2 - If you stab an NGer, will he bleed?

Oh great! I got fuckin' curious and now I'm bleeding.

Thanks a lot Monocrom!

Perhaps do interviews or popular threads? I used to make LOLcasts on youtube. Random shit is shit.

I'll volunteer, especially if McJesus is on the list of volunteers. I haven't seen that guy in for-EH-ver :(

At 4/22/08 04:49 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/22/08 04:46 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: I'll volunteer, especially if McJesus is on the list of volunteers. I haven't seen that guy in for-EH-ver :(

Great! I'll do both of you at once.

Hot.

You stay away from McJesus.

He's mine.

At 4/22/08 04:49 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/22/08 04:46 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: I'll volunteer, especially if McJesus is on the list of volunteers. I haven't seen that guy in for-EH-ver :(

Great! I'll do both of you at once.

Hot.

Steamy.

Now this is what I'm looking for

good job!

At 4/22/08 04:28 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote:

At 4/22/08 01:51 AM, Monocrom wrote: Stories I'm working on.....

1 - Monster attacks NGers.

2 - If you stab an NGer, will he bleed?

Oh great! I got fuckin' curious and now I'm bleeding.

Thanks a lot Monocrom!

I was going to hunt down BonusStage, for my investigative report. But thanks for saving me the trouble. Formal report shall be submitted to Captain-Jack, soon.

At 4/22/08 04:42 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/22/08 04:28 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: Perhaps do interviews or popular threads? I used to make LOLcasts on youtube. Random shit is shit.

I'd like to do some interviews. McJesus has signed up for a potential future session, but for my next one I would like to interview a mod. Any volunteers? :o

If anyone backs down, you could just interview yourself. :)

Let us know what's her idea of a good time. ;)

The two stories I'm working on will be completed by the end of the week.

At 4/22/08 11:53 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/22/08 11:45 AM, Monocrom wrote: The two stories I'm working on will be completed by the end of the week.

Awesome. If you like, only send me one at a time. I'll use one story in this next edition, and the next in another.

Cool. I'll definitely be putting something in your box by the end of the week. ;)

If you send me questions, I can answer them via cam and send you each question answered in one clip each so they can be edited easier. That, or skype and simply asking me there.

lol at being in class.

At 4/22/08 04:50 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote:

At 4/22/08 04:49 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/22/08 04:46 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: I'll volunteer, especially if McJesus is on the list of volunteers. I haven't seen that guy in for-EH-ver :(

Great! I'll do both of you at once.

Hot.

You stay away from McJesus.

He's mine.

Now, hold on for just a second.

If there's gonna be a weird gay-ish love triangle battle, I want to be included.

At 4/22/08 12:00 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/22/08 11:59 AM, Monocrom wrote: Cool. I'll definitely be putting something in your box by the end of the week. ;)

That's what he said. I'm still waiting. :(

No worries, Captain.

I'll do you right.

At 4/22/08 04:42 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/21/08 01:45 PM, Heinrich wrote: Like I said, my humour comes mostly from photoshop.

If you want, feel free to send me some images by email at bnwhite@gmail.com or post them in this thread, and they may be featured in the next session!

And thanks for the other ideas too, I'll have a look at them.

I could make a picture for each news story like how those anchormen tell the story with a picture of the event on the top right corner. That I can help you with for extra special effects!

I dare you to do one on wade being a bigot.

And his KKK functions.

Ace first video. I only briefly skimmed through the suggestions made already in this topic so apologies if these have already been suggested. Possibly get an autocue or whatever it's called. Or have a slave boy holding up cards for you, whipping him when you wish for him to switch to the next one.

And maybe some backstory for some of the news stories (eg the story of Yoink or previous Newgrounds meet ups etc) or a 'where are they now' kind've thing. Maybe give a heads up to Radiogrounds to get more publicity and get it back up n running. Or just in general a regular publicity spot advertising various outside projects related to the site. I don't have much info on which ones still go on.

"Tom's beard fleas revolt as a result of unfair wages/dangerous working conditions"

"Pico is on the loose again, so watch out for guns, blood, and fun!"

iunno. The cue cards are a good idea.