How I lost my virginity

[LolNinjers]

So, a month and one day ago, I awoke feeling fairly randy, wanting to masturbate but instead stumbled over to my xbox, still a bit buzzed from toking with some friends the night before, and played Halo 3 for a few hours.

So my cell phone starts vibrating, I answer and my friend Dillon is on the line, asking me what I'm up to, and if I can go to his house.

I tell him to hurry and pick me up; I'm tired of my mother bitching at me to do chores.

So he drives up in his Kia Sportage, I climb in the back seat, greeting him with a loud "FUCKING FINALLY."

Five minutes later, we're at McDonalds, picking up some chicken burger things (they tasted like shit), and after we've eaten, we decide to head to his house.

So, we get in, and are greeted by his mom, but quickly head upstairs to play Guitar Hero and talk about how big our dicks are. After a while, I get tired of Guitar Hero and I start brainstorming ways for us to have fun. Well, since its pouring down rain, our options are limited, but suddenly, I get a brilliant idea... We can go to my girlfriend _______'s house, seeing that she lives not even half a mile away. So we tell his mom we're going to another friend's, and her being exceptionally naive, lets us go without question.

So we're walking, and walking, and walking, and finally when we had thought we were on the right track, my dickhead of a friend had lead us in the completely wrong direction. So, we call my girlfriend's mom to ask for directions. She tells us where to go but we get lost a second time due to his poor navigational skills.

Half an hour later, we are finally on the right road. On the way there, we encounter a drunk guy in a car who hits Dillon's leg and barely misses me. I also step in a three foot deep puddle which I mistook for a cement-filled hole.

At last, we arrive at her house, drenched head to toe. She finds it sort of funny, but is embarrassed, since she's completely unprepared. We enter the house, and I greet her World of Warcraft obsessed parents. They don't acknowledge my presence until I shout "HEY ______." "Oh, hey Seth," she replies.

I sort of wince at the sight of both _______'s parents being so into that game.

So I walk back into the living room, passing the laundry room, where I see ______ half naked, putting on a bra. I smile at her and she blushes. She's so tiny and cute. And pale, I love that.

So my friend Dillon and I, whose name I haven't censored out of lack of concern for his privacy, are having a good time shooting the breeze on the couch. ________ walks in, sporting polar bear pajamas. "awwwwh," I cry. She forgets to hide her English accent: "Shut up!" I laugh playfully.

So the three of us sit, me and _____ waiting for Dillon to leave so we can have some 'privacy'. She and I are sort of like a hive mind at this point, our hormones raging.

Finally, at 1:30, or maybe 2 in the morning, Dillon finally leaves. We anxiously wait for him to get his shit together. At last, he begins to leave and we bid him goodbye, and I give him smile. He knows me well and knows every gesture I'm throwing at him with my smile.

So for around an hour, we watch Carlos Mencia while she rests with her head on my chest, smiling. I can tell she's happy. It makes me feel complete.

I start to doze off, but all of the sudden, I feel a firm nudge in my ribs. Its _______, smiling, giving me this strange look, while staring right in my eyes. I know what she wants.

I'm blunt, since we'd discussed wanting to do this before.

"Let's go to the kitchen and we can do it on the table."
"How about here, on the couch?"
"What if your parents hear us?"
"They won't they're too into that fucking game"
"Uhh, okay. Fuck."

I sort of shove her onto the couch on her hands and knees. I know what she likes, and she loves when I'm rough with her. I look down the hallway, trying to get a look into the room where her parents are murdering other parents of horny 16 year old girls and I'm not so worried, since her mother's cries of anguish lead me to believe she's very into the game.

But _______ asks me, "wait, do you have a condom?"
"right here."

I tear it open, its dark and I'm a little nervous. But I'm loosened up by my continuous buzz from the cannabis I'd consumed the night before in the form of blunts.

I put it on, sloppily, and since she's running a bit dry now, I get her back to where she was by caressing her and playing with her. I won't go into much detail, but after I'd gotten it in, I realized she had never done this before, though she told me she had. I guess she didn't want me to worry.

She moaned slightly out of pain, and...

I'll continue this in a few.

[Dekuboy]

Interesting, interesting...

[TehHood]

Continue...

[AwesomeRific]

Finally a story?

[NeonFlame126]

I need to find out what _______ is before I can read this.

[LolNinjers]

My girlfriend and her mom's name.

She's now my ex girlfriend, though, just noting.

[AwesomeRific]

At 4/20/08 08:39 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I need to find out what _______ is before I can read this.

You're suppose to fill that in yourself.

It's like that game from the 3rd grade.

[Gunkster]

At 4/20/08 08:40 PM, LolNinjers wrote: My girlfriend and her mom's name.

She's now my ex girlfriend, though, just noting.

Daddy, can I have the rest of my bedtime story now?

[Peaceblossom]

*fap fap fap*

Very well written.

[Lagatag]

At 4/20/08 08:39 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I need to find out what _______ is before I can read this.

I think it's a subtle clue...

no name because there's no girl

[Ragnarokia]

Open thread > click profile > View age > "15" > back button > scroll to other replies > click reply > post this.

[redsox14]

finish the story

[Unimportant]

At 4/20/08 08:31 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

So for around an hour, we watch Carlos Mencia while she rests with her head on my chest, smiling. I can tell she's happy. It makes me feel complete.

This is the point at which I knew you were lying. No one feels happy watching Carlos Mencia.

[solardave]

I am going to pretend I read that and just say "bollocks"

[ZeldaFreak701]

I think he's telling the truth guys. Although the parents and World of Warcraft part is questionable, I do believe your story. However, unless your girlfriend is on NG, I don't think hiding her (or her mom's name for that matter) is neccessary. Also, why would a girl lie about her virginity (Not being one I mean)? That also is a questionable element to your story.

[LolNinjers]

As she moaned slightly, I felt a rush of testosterone and I began going at her vagina like crazy. It wasn't long until I reached a slow, heavy climax, moaning as she did, spotting small drops of sweat running down both our bodies.

I pulled out, taking off the condom. I discarded it, and redid my pants. She pulled her clothing back on, and we sat back on the couch, just before her mom came in to be a nosy bitch and ask what we were doing. ______ smiled at me as her mom left the room, going back to her precious World of Warcraft.

She told me it had really hurt, but regardless, I felt proud of myself. She told me she wanted to do it again.

We waited though, watching more shitty standup acts and cuddling. She fell asleep across my lap, her head resting on my left arm, her body stretched across the couch. She was so beautiful when she slept.

I felt bonded with her, as any teen does with his or her first they've had sex with. I could tell she felt the same, though she tried not to let it show, trying to fool me into thinking she hadn't been a virgin.

She awoke later, beckoning me to get in her bed with her, disregarding the awkwardness of her parents' reactions. They also were in the adjacent room, making me very anxious.

We got under the covers and began to talk about life, our dreams, and what we wanted to be when we grew up. Eventually, though, we grew tired of this, and drifted off to sleep. Her head rested in front of mine, she again smiling.

We awoke at around 9am, after falling asleep at 5. I felt tremendously exhausted, but somehow had enough energy left in me when ______ told me "we should do it again, without a condom. the condom was hurting me sorta. you can just take it out before you finish."

By the way, I worried about getting her pregnant, but luckily I later learned I hadn't.

Getting back to the story, though, I again pulled her pants down and off, staring at her amazing body, covered only by a pair of dark blue underwear-shorts. I pulled those down, gazing at her pale, flawless skin which glimmered in the sunlight which peered in. Between her legs was another amazing feature, colored a fleshy pink, in which I shoved my peen. She moaned, and as I began thrusting, she whispered "that feels- so fucking good."

I kept going for what seemed like forever, gripping her hair with my right hand and her left thigh with my other. She moaned louder, the headboard banging against the wall. I slowed down, as to not awake her parents from their World of Warcraft-induced trances. I started to speed up again, being careful not to make too much noise. I could tell ______ was reaching a climax after around 20 minutes, and we were both sweating. I felt a rush of warmth take itself through my body, and I quickly pulled out, well within time. I could tell she was satisfied, which made me happy. I really was doing this for her to be honest. Not to say I didn't enjoy it. She was panting, caressing my arm which was wrapped around her tiny waist. I helped her with her clothing, did mine, and we went back to sleep.

[LolNinjers]

At 4/20/08 08:56 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I think he's telling the truth guys. Although the parents and World of Warcraft part is questionable, I do believe your story. However, unless your girlfriend is on NG, I don't think hiding her (or her mom's name for that matter) is neccessary. Also, why would a girl lie about her virginity (Not being one I mean)? That also is a questionable element to your story.

She's been quite abused by both her parents, which would lead me into another long story, but in short, she's emotionally unstable and tends to lie about everything. I think she just wanted me to not worry about hurting her, because I had told her before that I didn't want to force her into anything, since I thought she was a virgin, which as it turned out, she was.

[solardave]

At 4/20/08 08:58 PM, LolNinjers wrote: and we went back to sleep.

Suddenly I awoke. Sweat was pouring down my forehead. The dream was so real. I swore I had sex than preceded to tell newgrounds about it. That was the scariest experience of my life.

THE END

[LolNinjers]

Oh, another thing, I wouldn't recommend having sex while you're still a teenager. When we broke up it was hard on me because I was so attached to her and I later regretted it. Don't try to lose your virginity so soon.

[NeonFlame126]

That story got me hard, even tough it was so painfully fake.

[MarioInSpace]

To OP: Too long, didn't read.

[Phantox]

At 4/20/08 08:35 PM, TehHood wrote: Continue...

Yes. Please continue.

[ZeldaFreak701]

At 4/20/08 09:02 PM, LolNinjers wrote: Oh, another thing, I wouldn't recommend having sex while you're still a teenager. When we broke up it was hard on me because I was so attached to her and I later regretted it. Don't try to lose your virginity so soon.

Well I could've told you that. I have people constantly telling me that same shit. And really the only thing I can say to them is "Well having sex was your own damn choice. It's not like you haven't been warned about the emotional aspect when you break up so in all due respect: it's your own damn fault."

I know, it's not lovely.

[zyzy]

i lost mine in a church

[Officer]

Soo how long ago was this... Seeing as you're 15 now...

[UltraPulse]

At 4/20/08 08:58 PM, LolNinjers wrote: was reaching a climax after around 20 minutes

Bullshit.

[UltraPulse]

At 4/20/08 09:14 PM, MarioInSpace wrote: To OP: Too long, didn't read.

#1: It was not too long to read.
#2: DON'T FUCKING POST IF YOU DON'T READ YOU GODDAMN COCKSUCKER. I'm tired of you TL:DR assholes. Go die.

[mushroomn]

So you had to watch carlos mencia to get laid? Tough decision man

[Ace9969]

At 4/20/08 08:44 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 4/20/08 08:39 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I need to find out what _______ is before I can read this.

I think it's a subtle clue...

no name because there's no girl

Exactly lmfao

[Winned]

At 4/20/08 08:39 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I need to find out what _______ is before I can read this.

It's a Madlib.