Noob confessions

[jav1erthesp1r1t]

Tell Newgrounds how you were when you were new to a website, here, or the Internet in general (no pun intended).

Me? First time I was in a forum, I thought those who were using HTML tags were hackers.

[Lost-Chances]

I thought I was cool.

[iShield]

When I first found the Interwebs, I honestly thought that everything was run by magic and only magicians could make websites. Why would you blame me, I was a tender age of six at the time.

[Dalnaki]

everyone thought i wasnt cool

but im cool

i proved them wrong

and the guy who posted above me is a poser

[Jesus-Owns-X]

At 4/20/08 06:26 AM, iShield wrote: When I first found the Interwebs, I honestly thought that everything was run by magic and only magicians could make websites. Why would you blame me, I was a tender age of six at the time.

Wow....Your really fucking stupid, eh?

[saltovergray]

I thought I was awesome.

And I tried to overthrow the KK, but they rock.

[Mechabloby]

I didn't know how people did--

this

[iShield]

At 4/20/08 06:29 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: Wow....Your really fucking stupid, eh?

I ,was stupid. Come on, I found the internet at six and made up all these far-fetched theories that don't make any fucking sense.

[Objection]

When I first came to the internet, I thought everyone was a nice guy.

[Jesus-Owns-X]

At 4/20/08 06:32 AM, iShield wrote:

At 4/20/08 06:29 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: Wow....Your really fucking stupid, eh?

I ,was stupid. Come on, I found the internet at six and made up all these far-fetched theories that don't make any fucking sense.

Fine your excused for your idiocy

[MattyT]

When a mate of mine told me about RAB

[evil-clown-12]

At 4/20/08 06:39 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: I filled up my 4 topic a day limit, all the damn time.

With absolutly shitty topics...

I didn't know there was a limit...

My first post was some rant about the sunshine squad and how they 'shud al git blamd!!!'

[jav1erthesp1r1t]

Not exactly a confession of mine, but my younger brother thinks he can blam a flash that passed judgment.

:bump

[emochild]

i tiped lik this

[El-Mistro]

At 4/20/08 06:21 AM, jav1erthesp1r1t wrote: Tell Newgrounds how you were when you were new to a website, here, or the Internet in general (no pun intended).

Me? First time I was in a forum, I thought those who were using HTML tags were hackers.\

i thought i was fighting fire breathing dragons until i realized that i was overdosing on acid

damn you acid

[Hoeloe]

You realise you could search our forum posts and look back to the last page of them?

i wuz a nub!

[Cericon]

I was all nice and respectful and had awful grammar.
Now go fuck yourself.

[Alkiline]

I felt like a, well, a noob.

[BlackZodiac]

I used to think that:

-pimp actually posts on the board at least once per day
-mods were replaced every 5 or so months
-that tom fulp was like 22

[jav1erthesp1r1t]

More confessions of myself:

-I didn't know I could type the URL I wanted to go to in the box above your browser
-I thought computers were only for games
-I still don't know how to quote
::is it like this?

[Smego]

I though LMAO was someone misspelling lameo.

[Shawn]

I'm still a noob! I'll come back and post later when I'm not, just let me get my 10,000 posts then I'm no longer a noob.

[DanWandin]

When I first came to this site, it was from an e-mail a friend sent me when that fucking britney spears flash about her farting fire or some shit came out when I was in Primary school.

I didn't think I was a newbie because I didn't know wtf newgrounds was, I didn't try to do anything cool or any of that shit.

I stayed under the radar, I sat and watched everything that was going on, until I knew enough to finally join in.

I used to think you could make flashes in Micronazi Powerpoint.

[Regardo]

I'm still a noob here (lol small post count= small penis), but when I joined my first forum, I wouldn't understand why a thread would be locked. I'd freak out and make a thread about it, like "HEY GUYS THE THREAD IS LOCKED AND IT ISNT WORKING HELP". Everyone thought I was a troll, and I was banned for high amounts of idiocy.

At least that's what the admin said...

[SardonicSamurai]

At 4/20/08 06:26 AM, iShield wrote: When I first found the Interwebs, I honestly thought that everything was run by magic and only magicians could make websites. Why would you blame me, I was a tender age of six at the time.

Damn, a lot of porn stars are magical.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

I really made a few horrible posts. I had no idea how to quote. And then I did some picture spamming. Ahh, 2006 was my noob year.

[Testicle]

I was a really nice person, i made sigs in the ASM x)

[PigletsMemories]

I've had dozens of deleted accounts here.

[Light]

well..

i didn't know how to do this and thought only admins and mods could make this text

[Gergaloth]

I was shy, stupid, and annoying.