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Posted at: 7/24/08 01:28 AM
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This is when I love being a guy, reading about stuff that you can do to girls.
Wait...
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Posted at: 7/24/08 01:33 AM
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This guy is a genius.
I thought I was the Newgrounds romanticist.....
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Posted at: 7/24/08 01:43 AM
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At least give some credit to where you got this from.
"from an email" would suffice.
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Posted at: 7/24/08 05:54 AM
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Are you retarded?
Seriously... HE SAID FUCKIN EMAIL ALREADY...
No, you aren't retarded, your illiterate, and you have someone typing for you. Ok, thats cool.
Im the chosen one.
Posted at: 7/24/08 09:39 AM
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Just do a barrel roll
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Posted at: 10/3/08 06:57 PM
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From the beginning, it just gets worse and worse....
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Posted at: 10/3/08 07:07 PM
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tip of my hat
Posted at: 10/5/08 11:49 PM
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lmfao man thank you for this u sir are a genius
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Posted at: 10/19/08 03:36 PM
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Sir, I believe you just won the internet.
Best thread EVAR. Mods acting Human. >:3
Posted at: 10/19/08 03:37 PM
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At 4/19/08 11:49 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: Girls are like dogs;
Advice taken.
Mah Hentai blog.
Posted at: 10/19/08 03:40 PM
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But I ALWAYS do these kind of stuff, and I don't have a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?
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Posted at: 10/19/08 03:49 PM
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At 4/20/08 02:54 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: At 4/19/08 11:49 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."you've got to be kidding
At 4/19/08 11:49 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."
mmmhmm
I DONT POST HERE ANY MORE( WELL MAYBE ON OCCASIONS WHEN IM BORED AND/OR DRUNK BUT MY APPEARANCES ON THIS BBS ARE GOING TO BE PRETTY RARE TBH)
Posted at: 10/19/08 11:39 PM
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At 4/19/08 11:49 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
I TOTALLY agree with this one.
My ex used to play with my hair in a sweet romantic way, then suddenly tug on it and pull my head back so I was staring up at him and he'd say something dirty, but still smile sweetly.
Very much a turn-on, that is..
:)
"If music be the food of love, play on." -Shakespeare
Posted at: 10/20/08 12:03 AM
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First hand experience; these all work.
Also: Take her to a fancy restaurant. When the food arrives, stand on the table, squat down and fart in her food. Sit back down and continue eating. Stare at her the whole time.
Posted at: 10/20/08 12:21 AM
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lol your probably a stalker. anyway you dont have to do any of that to keep a girl. all you have to do is call here every once and a while and make her orgasim
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Posted at: 10/20/08 12:22 AM
At 10/19/08 03:36 PM, SuperShad wrote: Sir, I believe you just won the internet.
yeah or hes in the running i just wanted to post something smart for my first post on this thread.
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