Sexual Fantasies (Some mature bits)

[DryChris]

As I might know, 65-78% of male Newgrounders have made love. But maybe 90-95% of male Newgrounders have had sexual fantasies. Sexual fantasies are so good. They're kind of our chill pill. Sometimes it's a pic we or others make (most likely a naked women). Other times, you imagine it. Some sexual fantasies have female classmates, naked, on a bed with something erotic. When I think about that, my heart pounds faster than a speeding car. Eventually, the woody comes out after thinking about it. For me, I make a pie chart explaining when I think about my sexual fantasies. Unfortunately, I only have the percentages.

Heh..

Oh well:

20% - At home
25% - Dreaming
10% - Daydreaming in class
45% - At school

Therefore, that says I am a man that like to see the money rather than imagining it.

Feel free to say anything similar to this topic.

[G-Clock]

heh heh... thats what gets me throught the day. Its like a natural reaction when im bored.

[bumasaur]

At 4/19/08 03:22 AM, DryChris wrote:

As I might know, 0-10% of male Newgrounders have made love.

fix'd for a more realistic percent.

[BMack24]

um.. kinda creepy. and where are you getting these stats? did some kind of poll go around?

[Mechabloby]

I probably fantasise more at home than at school and when I do, it's sometimes with a French maid outfit or just suits. No idea why, though. Just is.

[G-Clock]

At 4/19/08 03:28 AM, bumasaur wrote:

At 4/19/08 03:22 AM, DryChris wrote:

As I might know, 0-1% of male Newgrounders have made love, and 87% lie about doing it.

fix'd for a more realistic percent.

MORE REALISTIC

[Ultor]

At 4/19/08 03:28 AM, BMack24 wrote: um.. kinda creepy. and where are you getting these stats? did some kind of poll go around?

Probably not but if he did it would probably be on paper don't you think?

[BMack24]

perhaps.

[Shawn]

Why fantasize when i can do it?

[Jesus-Owns-X]

At 4/19/08 03:22 AM, DryChris wrote:

Heh..

Oh well:

20% - At home
25% - Dreaming
10% - Daydreaming in class
45% - At school

I agree with those numbers.

[Peacekid]

At school is kind of creepy, so its more about 5% for me. I like to keep my SMUT to myself, thank you.

[NOTsuperflo]

Dude, seriously, NO.
I don't want to know about when you have your sexual fantasies, let alone I want to know when ANY 12 year old is having them.

[Darkside7000]

Me, David Hayter and a bathtub full of gravy.

[Zodiak7]

This thread is awkward.

[Sekhem]

I just masturbated so hard I almost passed out. I also pulled a muscle in my foot, it really hurts. This isn't the first time. oh man..i really don't need guys at all!

[Jesus-Owns-X]

At 4/19/08 04:40 AM, Sekhem wrote: I just masturbated so hard I almost passed out. I also pulled a muscle in my foot, it really hurts. This isn't the first time. oh man..i really don't need guys at all!

I lol'ed

[Sekhem]

At 4/19/08 04:43 AM, GenericName54 wrote: I think about this lovely picture non-stop. It haunts my every day life and I can't settle down because of it.

I am flat-chested and absolutely hate myself for it. It's all I ever think about and I wish I were dead because of my boobs...it's so stupid and still it haunts me all the time.

[Prime-1]

I fantasize about fucking a 87 year old rich woman who just named me as her sole heir. I imagine fucking her so hard that she dies. I want to kill her with my dick. The money is just an afterthought...

[Shawn]

At 4/19/08 04:44 AM, Sekhem wrote: I am flat-chested and absolutely hate myself for it. It's all I ever think about and I wish I were dead because of my boobs...it's so stupid and still it haunts me all the time.

What are you like 13? That explains that... They will grow when you're older :P

[Sekhem]

At 4/19/08 06:14 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 4/19/08 04:44 AM, Sekhem wrote: I am flat-chested and absolutely hate myself for it. It's all I ever think about and I wish I were dead because of my boobs...it's so stupid and still it haunts me all the time.

What are you like 13? That explains that... They will grow when you're older :P

18 actually, just didn't develop quite that well...

[Prime-1]

Buy an upgrade...

[Sekhem]

At 4/19/08 06:17 AM, Prime-1 wrote: Buy an upgrade...

i would still FEEL bad about it, plus i don't want really fake looking ones...

[Shawn]

At 4/19/08 06:15 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 4/19/08 06:14 AM, Shawn wrote: What are you like 13? That explains that... They will grow when you're older :P

18 actually, just didn't develop quite that well...

Srsly? you're flat as hell and you're 18? can i call ripley?

[HorseSperm]

i want to have secks with people

[Prime-1]

Just go for a small C, I've never really been a fan of much more...

[xXMajuniorXx]

First things first - Thread title - "Sexual Fantasies (Some mature bits)" "(Some mature bits)"... Shit, really?

Also,

At 4/19/08 03:22 AM, DryChris wrote: As I might know, 65-78% of male Newgrounders have made love. But maybe 90-95% of male Newgrounders have had sexual fantasies.

Where did you get these statistics? exactly, nowhere, don't try to post 'facts' that you have no evidence to prove, it's a surefire way to cause fail in any argument.

[Kuro]

I can't stay on one train of thought long enough to have a sexual fantasy.

Maybe I'm just uncreative.

[co-strider]

I love hentai
100%
I'd do anything to have a hentai girl to love me

[PinkBeer]

At 4/19/08 03:22 AM, DryChris wrote: As I might know, 65-78% of male Newgrounders have made love.

hahahahahahaahahhahhahhjhahahahahahahhah a

[DryChris]

At 4/19/08 03:28 AM, bumasaur wrote:

At 4/19/08 03:22 AM, DryChris wrote:

As I might know, 0-10% of male Newgrounders have made love.

fix'd for a more realistic percent.

Ouch, that doesn't look good.