@ Clocks Plot Against Rival @

[americawasted]

Yesterday, I have received an unsolicited email from RENEGADE CLOCK. This Renegade Clock is calling for the utter destruction of Newgrounds’s beloved character FOAMY. Renegade Clock is trying to persuade Newgrounds viewers into joining his crusade for the installment of a CLOCK-ENDORSED-UTOPIA ON THE INTERNET.

Why did I whistle blow on Renegade Clock’s master plan? I dislike Foamy a lot, probably just as much as Renegade Clock. However, I shutter to even thinking about a place where Clocks are the supreme beings.

I loathe the Clock Crew as much as Foamy! But I will not join the Clock Side.

Here is the email that I received:

Date: 9/29/2003 19:55:29 -0400
From: Comrade Thomas Moll-Rocek <[e-mail]>
To: [e-mail],

Subject: Do you hate Foamy? So do we!

Dear fellow enemies of Foamy,

For quite some time now NG has been plagued by the atrocious films of
illwillpress. His Foamy character is not only annoying but an insult to
our intelligence. I am in shock that this so-called animator can
generate such a loyal following while making slanderous remarks at his
own viewers. He has created an army of zombies on Newgrounds that will
blindly vote 5. All of this at the expense of his own fans. By
belittling people in his Foamy Fan mail he creates a false sense of
superiority among those fans who don't get subjected to his rantings.
While those who simply want to see "the Goth Chick Naked" are made into
a spectacle and cast away into the shadows.

I want revenge for everyone at Newgrounds who has to be subjected to
this bullshit. It is time to strike at illwillpress! I am forming an
underground coalition to create flash movies powerful enough to depose
this tyrant. Please join me, and help to enlist others. We must remain
covert. Do not mention this in NG or CC BBS as they are not secure. If
you are with me then I will direct you to a new BBS at my own site to
plan the ultimate SWF attack to defeat this bastard. If not then just
disregard this letter.

Your agreement to help in the termination of illwillpress' abomination
to Newgrounds is greatly appreciated. I understand that not all of you
are pro-Clock, but really the Clock Crew have nothing to do with this
matter. We must put aside our differences for the time being to achieve
our common goal: The Death of Foamy.

Thank You
Renegade_Clock

[TheMDude]

How pathetic....

Creating an underground movement against an ONLINE CARTOON!!!

Shit!! Somebody must have NOTHING to do....

[Spoony-McSpoon]

Ironically you left the part in saying 'please don't post on NG'
Regenade clocks letter is nothing to kick up a storm about, if your not interested in his idea then do what Regenade clock asked you to do nicely and ignore the email.
Also the movement is NOT clock endorsed, the clock crew, its nothing to do with clocks except its run by Regenade Clock, its an indivisual project.
It's a stupid reason to expose something just because you dislike clocks, if Regenade Clock put his real name down when he signed you wouldn't have done anything. He only put regenade clock down because its his web name and some users might have known him as Regenade Clock.

[americawasted]

I am dark, I am not supposed to just follow follow the rules.

[SkeletonGimp]

Your voting Aura is dark, but you personaly should act that way. If you don't obey the rules, you get banned. Simple as that. Either way, I feel that showing off an e-mail isn't something to jerk off about, and saying you hate the Clock-Crew when you are talking about something that isn't even related to it just makes you look like a person that drifts away from the original point. I suggest you rethink how you post next time, and keep with the idea you was trying to express.

[CreativeFetus]

Hey, i got that mail too. What i'm wondering: Where the hell did he get my mail adress from and why did he mail me about it?

[Jonas]

Foamy really does suck folks. Synj was the first to truly call illwillpress on the shitty nature of his flash.

[SkeletonGimp]

At 9/30/03 01:26 PM, HillBillyWorm wrote: Hey, i got that mail too. What i'm wondering: Where the hell did he get my mail adress from

Probebly from your profile or some such means

:and why did he mail me about it?

Attention seeking, what else?

[CreativeFetus]

At 9/30/03 01:28 PM, Darth-Clock-Lock wrote:

At 9/30/03 01:26 PM, HillBillyWorm wrote: Hey, i got that mail too. What i'm wondering: Where the hell did he get my mail adress from

Probebly from your profile or some such means

and why did he mail me about it?

Attention seeking, what else?

Yeah, but it's like, 100 000 people here, and i havent done or said anything about don't like Foamy.

[SkeletonGimp]

Obviously you got picked out because you was just there. He doesn't go choosing people because they don't like foamy, he just seems to pick out anyone and e-mail them. You was just an unlucky victim.

[CrayonParade]

I'll tell what you people should do, is stop sending me e-mails just because I made a illwillpress parody movie.

I made one movie, brought forth my point that his animation sucks shit, and that's all I wanted to do. If you don't like his work, just ignore it.

Also, anyone calling themselves a "Clock" now is just a copy-cat rip off of a few or many great animators who's sole intention was to piss off the fickle and ignorant Newgrounds general public.

You people take shit way too seriously. That's all I have to say.

[Pink-Ninja]

Foamy is fuckinhg funny as hell people who dont like him have no sence of humor!

[Ska-Princess]

THAT LOSER! Foamy is a great and entertaining character, that idiots just jealous that illwillpress's ratings are higher. The clocl crew are the ones that should die if they are pathetic enough to start this stupid little war. The clock animtions are boring and plotless, at least Foamy has something interesting to say.

[JKirk]

Clocks arent neccasserily bad people they just have ADD and always have to be the center of attention then again so do I. :D

[americawasted]

I find it interesting that the Clock people, are distancing themselves from this email.

How can you say that the email isn't about Clocks. The dude mentions "I know not all of you are Pro-Clock" and he calls himself, "Renegade Clock!"

Is he the offical representive of the time keepers? No! But he is hiding behind the Clock Brand to propagate his message of hate. :) You are fools if you think otherwise.

[Ska-Princess]

Is he the offical representive of the time keepers? No! But he is hiding behind the Clock Brand to propagate his message of hate. :) You are fools if you think otherwise.

I totally agree. You're just using ur biased opinion that the clock crew are great or that foamy sucks. Why don't u use the facts instead?

[Spoony-McSpoon]

At 9/30/03 03:45 PM, Ska_Princess wrote: The clocl crew are the ones that should die if they are pathetic enough to start this stupid little war.

Look i've said this before, the clock crew have NOTHING to do with Regenade clocks emails and his movement. Just because he's a Clock and hates Foamy that doesn't mean that the entire clockcrew hates Foamy.
Also its not a freakin war its making a flash movie!

[Never-Die]

I find foamy funny...but i'm not all "OMG LEIK 5 FORZ J00!!!!"

And i'm fucking tired of seeing all these clock names and clock flashes. The old ones were the best, this new shit is just....well, as another user put it, plotless and boring.

[RenegadeClock]

Hahaha! I am Renegade_Clock! The reason you received that email was because you wrote a negative review of a Foamy movie. Do you think I'd be foolish to send them out randomly with all of the Foam-Heads out there? Unfortunately I was foolish to send one to you, americawasted! I was Renegade_Clock long before I took up arms against Foamy. The rest of the Clock Crew has NOTHING to do with this, with the exception of a few of my members who happen to be Clocks. Yes I have members, and I am gaining more everyday! Because there are people on NG who are tired of seeing illwillpress' arrogant babbling on the frontpage. Can't you see his movies are an insult to all of you? Ignoring him is impossible when it is shoved in your face. We will not be silent and lay down for Foamy to trample all over us.

To those willing to fight: Join me! Together we will create the ultimate anti-Foamy flash.

To all the rest: Be ready... F-Day is coming!

Commandante Renegade_Clock

[EvilZak]

At 10/1/03 02:12 PM, Renegade_Clock wrote: The reason you received that email was because you wrote a negative review of a Foamy movie.

Spammers = cocksuckers, therefore you = cocksucker

I was Renegade_Clock long before I took up arms against Foamy.

Actually, you were Renegade_Clock since the 18th of August. A month and a half does not count as "long before".

Yes I have members, and I am gaining more everyday!

I can't think of an animal that is so low that their shit should be associated with this statement.

Because there are people on NG who are tired of seeing illwillpress' arrogant babbling on the frontpage.

Then why exactly are they continually reading the frontpage? Is it because they are retarded?

Ignoring him is impossible when it is shoved in your face.

No, dumbfuck, "shoved in your face" is when someone breaks into your house, pulls a gun to your child, and threatens to kill said child unless you watch FOAMY: Nuts To You. Not when a man occasionally wins a Daily Feature and has a movie or two on the Top 50. Retard.

We will not be silent and lay down for Foamy to trample all over us.

I couldn't say something one tenth as retarded as this statement if I tried.

To those willing to fight: Join me! Together we will create the ultimate anti-Foamy flash.

It's going to take every single one of you to make a flash movie? Considering the group consists of a retard who thinks he's being trampled and people who read spam, I'm not so sure that all of you put together could even create B.

To all the rest: Be ready... F-Day is coming!

We don't care what day you get your report card on.

[Smokey-Chipmunk]

Foamy does suck. Somebody said people who don't like him dont have a sense of humour.... okay.. anyways, he said nothing about having clocks take over, you fucktard. Just 'cause he's a clock doesn't mean he's trying to rid NG of non-clocks.

[Legovski]

I stand in solidarity with Renegade_Clock.

[Steven-M]

Here's a fantastic idea for Renegade Clock and his like-minded friends. It's a spoof of Ye Olde Smackdown doncha know...

[americawasted]

So the Freedom Fighter Renegade Clock shows his/her face……

Renegade Clock don’t think of yourself as a fool for sending me your proclamation. I would have done the same if I received a Pro-Foamy email. You should thank me; I brought your fight into the open. By publishing your email on the forum, I made more people aware of your fight, and therefore you should be able to convert more Newgrounders to your cause.

WHY I IMPLICATED THE CLOCKS (and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky kids):
Here is my confession, Renegade Clock’s email provided me with the ammo that I needed to get the Clock and Foamy people fighting. I dislike both series equally and if they started fighting one another, then possibly they would wipe each other out OR BETTER YET actually compete with each other and put out GOOD movies that are worthy of straight tens. So what I did was just “spin” the email to my advantage or in layman’s terms “I stated the message with my bias.” The President and the media do it all the time. Its fun you should try it.

[Wadezilla]

At 10/1/03 06:26 PM, americawasted wrote:

:OMg, I haiet cloceks becuez tey are ghey adn i doent leik ghey peoueps. Oeh heyr, tehyr mofees suek, teh voied muset hav had noe effurt whatsoedver, saiem wite Teh Portael adn Staerwberry adn Redem=ptionn, adn L, adn alle teh otehrs. I r cule now=!

So basically you are using his email to target us as a whole, trying to get us to fight with the "foamy fans". Well obviously your plan failed. Why? Because you lack knowledge. You're anti-clock posts give no reasons behind your hatred. You are just another ignorant fool who thinks that it is cool to be against the Clock Crew. The Clock Crew produces some great movies, why don't you just open your eyes and see that?

[americawasted]

i try to keep my eyes open, but i fall asleep from bordom while I watch those Clock movies.

[CheveLoco]

"He has created an army of zombies on Newgrounds that will blindly vote 5"

isn't that what the clockcrew is anyway?

[SpriteRemixClock]

At 10/1/03 07:52 PM, Wadezilla wrote:

Initially, I had been reluctant to post, because I was scrolling down the page and saw nothing but idiots upon idiots.

Thank god for you.

[BaronVonBadGuy]

At 10/1/03 06:26 PM, americawasted wrote: So the Freedom Fighter Renegade Clock shows his/her face……

Renegade Clock don’t think of yourself as a fool for sending me your proclamation. I would have done the same if I received a Pro-Foamy email. You should thank me; I brought your fight into the open. By publishing your email on the forum, I made more people aware of your fight, and therefore you should be able to convert more Newgrounders to your cause.

If he wanted it to be seen by everyone he would have posted.
I don't know where you get the idea that it's just for clocks, you must not have joined.
Some Clocks like foamy. And some people like you,
just not me.

Mike

[AnarchySchoolbus]

If you intend to start a war between Clocks and foamy fans then you're an idiot, because many clocks are foamy fans. And even if they did go to war the Clockcrew would annihilate Foamy because there are thousands of them, they're actually funny sometimes, and Foamy is a whining piece of shit!