Forum Topic: Would you circumcise your kids?

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At 4/17/08 11:41 PM, Swordo wrote: Anyways, I'd have my kid circumcised because first of all, it's easier to keep clean.

We don't live in the old west where soap was as rare as gold.

Unless you plan on giving your child a bath or shower once a month, then sure, by all means, mutilate his little willy.

Second of all, it just looks better.

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At 4/17/08 11:49 PM, ijustowndU wrote: I saw it recently and god damn is it ever tasteless. Half of it is babies making sexual jokes. *shudders*

Well they were just sperm in some guys ballsack not just 20 months ago. :P

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At 4/17/08 11:24 PM, FalconPunch wrote: What would you do?

Religious symbolism aside, after reading this thread I would definately have my sons circumsized at birth.


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I think the main reason they use to do that is cause of
the diseases that could be spread.
Something like that.
Now parents do it for strange reasons nowdayz.
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One reason is to keep it clean.
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Nope. o.O


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No, I wouldn't.

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I think all guys should have it done.

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no cause i don't want any kids

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Nope, I'd want my son to be natural and I'd love him the way he is. I'd keep him how he was born. I mean, evolution gave us foreskin for a reason. Yeah yeah, it's useless 'n all. But look at it this way, nipples for males are also useless. Why no one cuts those off?

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At 4/17/08 11:24 PM, FalconPunch wrote: Personally, I would give them the choice, let them know the Pros and Cons of circumcised and uncircumcised penises. I don't think the parents have the right to make that choice for their kids. What would you do?

Well, it depends on the country. Mostly, other countries follow their tradition to become uncircumcised men.

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No, I wouldn't circumcise my children. Unless, it was for some sort of medical reason where they had to get circumcised. But I wouldn't mutilate my child's genitals for any other reason.


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I'd probably do whatever my partner wanted to do, because I'm pretty much undecided.

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At 4/17/08 11:35 PM, ijustowndU wrote:
At 4/17/08 11:34 PM, FalconPunch wrote: What? Jewish people get circumcisions while they're 13 and they don't seem to have a problem with making that decision. They don't have to, but they do.
You get it at birth, not at 13 retard. Try learning what you're talking about first.

You get it at eight days after birth, not at birth retard. Try learning what you're talking about first.

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At 4/17/08 11:31 PM, verycoolguy wrote: I would do it when they're still a baby.

What I'm planning too.

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At 4/18/08 07:30 AM, darksigns wrote:
At 4/17/08 11:35 PM, ijustowndU wrote:
At 4/17/08 11:34 PM, FalconPunch wrote: What? Jewish people get circumcisions while they're 13 and they don't seem to have a problem with making that decision. They don't have to, but they do.
You get it at birth, not at 13 retard. Try learning what you're talking about first.
You get it at eight days after birth, not at birth retard. Try learning what you're talking about first.

Fuck you douche bag, go suck on your moms tit. (or just read the whole fucking topic first)

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I'm circumsized.

Don't fucking do it if you're a parent.

Now I can't jack off :C


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At 4/18/08 07:39 AM, elementell wrote: I'm circumsized.

Now I can't jack off :C

What?

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At 4/18/08 07:39 AM, elementell wrote: I'm circumsized.

Don't fucking do it if you're a parent.

Now I can't jack off :C

...........................Did they cut off your hands as well?

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First, sorry for double post but I have a horrible memory, get sidetracked very easily (gr ftw)

Anyways, I would say that it's mainly aesthetic (firefox spell check, yay!). Mainly it's for keeping it clean but if you can pull it back then it's pretty useless. Religion - Jews beside, I can't think of a religion which would necessitate circumcision.

My advice - don't. It makes you feel like you're gonna spontaneously mess your pants when you walk. Also your dick will sting when you piss. It's not too fantastic. Plus, au naturel.

If you think that you need to lop off the end of your kid's dick (note connotations) to keep the dick cheese at bay, no one can stop you.

I miss my foreskin. :'(

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No way in the jewinverse I'm doing that.

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It doesn't feel as good.

And it's not really worth the trouble.


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At 4/18/08 07:35 AM, FalconPunch wrote: ...
Fuck you douche bag, go suck on your moms tit. (or just read the whole fucking topic first)

Thank you.

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No. Foreskin is a part of a man. Cutting it off would be..unnatural.

Also your penis loses sensitivity. Also it becomes a dry raisin.

What you see is what you do. Monkey me and monkey you.

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At 4/18/08 07:39 AM, elementell wrote: I'm circumsized.

Don't fucking do it if you're a parent.

Now I can't jack off :C

Also you cant wank (move the foreskin over the head of your penis).

What you see is what you do. Monkey me and monkey you.

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Yeah if it's a must, the I have no choice! I have to give them, when I get kids!

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At 4/17/08 11:26 PM, ijustowndU wrote: I'd do it with a pair of hedge clippers...

I'd do it with a weed whacker or buzz saw.

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It appears no-one has been watching Penn & Teller here.

Here's the episode about circumcision. Watch it, it's pretty good information IMHO.

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At 4/18/08 08:13 AM, Tahnok wrote: It appears no-one has been watching Penn & Teller here.

Here's the episode about circumcision. Watch it, it's pretty good information IMHO.

I dont think comedy show is a good source for reliable info of anything...

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At 4/18/08 08:19 AM, MyMonkey wrote:
At 4/18/08 08:13 AM, Tahnok wrote: It appears no-one has been watching Penn & Teller here.

Here's the episode about circumcision. Watch it, it's pretty good information IMHO.
I dont think comedy show is a good source for reliable info of anything...

Depends. I thought that the "alternative treatment" is a pretty logical and painless alternative.

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