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Forum Topic: Memory Lane - When you were young.

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What are some dumb,funny,embarassing or just outrageous moments that you can remember from a time when you were young...

-Mines-

I was in like 1st grade and it was the end of lunch.Our teacher had left the children for a reason i cant remember and had assigned one of the kids to make sure that nobody left not even for the bathroom.

Now I of course had to piss extremely bad and asked this dickhead if I could go to the bathroom but he kept saying no.I felt the pee coming so in my head i was like you know what fuck this.

I pulled down my pants and pee'd right there on the floor, slightly on the kid(He deserved it)

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Embarrassment is over-rated

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My fondest memories are those of playing doctors and nurses with a girl when I was like 6. Man I was a playa back then.

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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me my fondest memories are of me mooning security cameras in a funeral home the best part is I got away with it

oh those where the days

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I got caught with a porn mag cause I was carrying it around in my pillow case all day.


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u slightly pissed on him?!? I wouldve held his mouth open then i would think about fountains


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At 4/17/08 09:14 PM, RobRob15 wrote: Embarrassment is over-rated

This thread is over-rated.

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This is pretty embarassing...
I used to crap my pants in grade 1
Once, a kid was makiing fun of me so I took the turd out of mah pants and threw it at him.

;) You know what I'm talking 'bout *nudge nudge*

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I crapped my pants in Grade 1
And the After-School-Care teacher
(Which was really hot-Not that I cared back then)
Had to clean it LOL!
Must of been worse for her :D


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Stuff that could be seen as incest were embarassing I suppose.

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I pulled down my pants and took a piss on the audience at the school play-thing back in 4th grade. =D


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When I was 15 I went for a swim with some mates, we all had hangovers and I wasnt really feeling great.

I tried to have a discreet fart but next thing I know theres a horrible cloud of crumbs in the water behind me. I swam away from it as fast as I could and although a few people suspected me nobody said a thing.

Dont swim after dodgy donner kebabs is the morale of the story.


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Oh, there's loads of memories like that. They range from kissing girls on the cheek, to "burying something" in artificial grit. What really stands out for me though is the last day of my primary school. The tradition in my school was to bring stuff in on the last day; games, etc. Pokemon was the big craze at the time, so we all took our Game Boys in.

Now if any of you remember Pokemon Red, Blue or Yellow, you'll remember that to get the "rare one", Mew, you had to use a special cheat majiggy or go to a Nintendo event. Someone happened to have a Mew on their game, and someone else knew of the "duplicating cheat". Within half an hour, there was a line of kids in the playground queuing up to get their hands on a Mew. People spent a few minutes catching Magikarps, just so they could be sacrificed. I couldn't be bothered, so I used my Eevee... I shortly found out that there was only one Eevee in the entire game.

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When I was young I discovered my dad's secret porn stash.

I was never the same again.

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When I was around 5, My ADD took so much control over me, that I couldn't even handle 4 hours of school. So I decided to skip like 70% of school. As bullshit as it may seem, I ended the year with flying colors.

Lisa Bonet ate no basil, Warsaw was raw, Was it a car or a cat I saw?

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At 4/18/08 07:53 AM, Xmanne wrote: When I was around 5, My ADD took so much control over me, that I couldn't even handle 4 hours of school. So I decided to skip like 70% of school. As bullshit as it may seem, I ended the year with flying colors.

Uh-Huh... I believe you.

BULLSHIT!

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At 4/18/08 08:17 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Uh-Huh... I believe you.

It's fucking kindergarten. KINDERGARTEN, IT'S SO FUCKING EASY.

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At 4/18/08 08:18 AM, Xmanne wrote:
At 4/18/08 08:17 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Uh-Huh... I believe you.
It's fucking kindergarten. KINDERGARTEN, IT'S SO FUCKING EASY.

Either that or your teacher was fucking stupid.


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At 4/18/08 08:38 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Either that or your teacher was fucking stupid.

Do I have to repeat? KINDERGARTEN IS LITERALLY CHILD'S PLAY. Seriously, All my examinations only needed common sense ( In kindergarten, that is ).

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At 4/18/08 07:53 AM, Xmanne wrote: When I was around 5, My ADD took so much control over me, that I couldn't even handle 4 hours of school. So I decided to skip like 70% of school. As bullshit as it may seem, I ended the year with flying colors.

How does a 5 year old skip school?

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When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say life and let life
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die
Live and let die
Live and let die

What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the other fellow hell

When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say life and let life
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry


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At 4/18/08 12:57 PM, doberman7 wrote: When you were young and your heart was an open book

well if you're gonna sing songs!

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now ... here he comes!

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young

Can we climb this mountain
I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy
Easy now, watch it go

We're burning down the highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane that started turning
When you were young
When you were young

And sometimes you close your eyes
and see the place where you used to live
When you were young

They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet
You don't have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now here he comes

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young
(He talks like a gentlemen, like you imagined when)
When you were young

I said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But more than you'll ever know

She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils
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At 4/18/08 12:55 PM, XqpTheCoolLoSeRqpX wrote:
At 4/18/08 07:53 AM, Xmanne wrote: When I was around 5, My ADD took so much control over me, that I couldn't even handle 4 hours of school. So I decided to skip like 70% of school. As bullshit as it may seem, I ended the year with flying colors.
How does a 5 year old skip school?

Get off the bus and not go to school.

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Slice his throat!

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11 years old, I tried to take on a 16 year old.....it didn't work out so well

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Ahah.

I have an awesome memory. I was 6 years old and my mom was at work. My dad decided to leave the house for a bit and so I had to watch over my newborn sister. I remember I had JUST SEEN THE LION KING and thought the part where the monkey held up baby Simba over the cliff was the coolest shit ever. So I decided to reenact it. I picked up my baby sister and held her up high over a flight of stairs and shouted "AHHHHHHHHHHHHYOUWENYAAAAAAA".

Like wow, way to be incredibly stupid.

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