hey guys, let's do some drugs!

[CheeseManBlue]

so, this is gonna be the place where we newgrounders share recipes for household highs that can be attained using simple ingredients.

i've got quite a few to share:

ORANGE PEELS

a popular one. take a few orange peels, wet them, apply flouride toothpaste to the white inside part, and allow them to sit in a cool, dark place for a week or so. take all of them out and eat them, they have grown a culture of LSA, a mild form of LSD. enjoy!

NUTMEG

take about two tablespoons of FRESHLY GROUND nutmeg, mix in some water (or whatever to make it go down easier) and swallow it. about six hours later, you should feel some dizzying and disorienting effects.

MORNING GLORY SEEDS

take about 200 morning glory seeds, grind them up as to break the hard shell, and ingest. this is another source of LSA.

RUBBER CEMENT

not recommended because it kills brain cells, but you guys are stupid enough to try it, so here goes. simply put an open jar of rubber cement in a paper or plastic bag and inhale/exhale rapidly. you should feel the effects almost immediately.

COUGH SYRUP

this one is well-known, but i figured i would include it anyway. get a bottle of cough syrup ("tussin" and "robitussin" are good brands) that contains ONLY and i mean ONLY Dextromethorphan, commonly known as DXM. choke down one bottle to start, and a day later go ahead and proceed to doses of 2 bottles. it works better when already in your system. this is a very unique high, with the trademark effect of a "robot-walk" in which the user is paranoid that those around him might think he is high by the way he walks, so he tries to make all his steps identical and robot-like. weird.

well, that's all for me. got anything to add?

[masterkoopa1015]

You do realize you're going to get banned for this, right?

[CheeseManBlue]

At 4/16/08 04:52 PM, masterkoopa1015 wrote: You do realize you're going to get banned for this, right?

why? why would i get banned for this?

[Mark618]

dry and smoke banana peels. it gives you an intense trip like salvia

[zakorsumtin]

ok man lets hehehe!!!

*day later* aahh too much cough syrup ack that nutmeg is gettin to me *barfs* aah my brain mustve sniffed too much cement ACK! *passes out and twitches*

*two minutes later*aaaaahhhh kill me!!! plz!!! *barfs* ooohhh *coughs up his brain lol* aaahhehehe *dies*

yup kinda makes you wanna do drugs huh, especially all at once ;)

[gradenator]

Choking yourself gets you high. You have to choke yourself to where your about to die, then right before, stop choking yourself and LIVE.

[Testicle]

At 4/16/08 05:23 PM, gradenator wrote: Choking yourself gets you high. You have to choke yourself to where your about to die, then right before, stop choking yourself and LIVE.

Ahahahahaaaaa

Starve yourself, don't drink, don't sleep, drink a bottle of piss, punch yourself a few times then go for a jog!

[Sevkat]

/wrists
this thread sucks

[lazyyMitch]

At 4/16/08 04:48 PM, CheeseManBlue wrote: ORANGE PEELS

a popular one. take a few orange peels, wet them, apply flouride toothpaste to the white inside part, and allow them to sit in a cool, dark place for a week or so. take all of them out and eat them, they have grown a culture of LSA, a mild form of LSD. enjoy!

Eat the orange peels too? Or just the toothpaste?

[CheeseManBlue]

At 4/16/08 06:11 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: /wrists
this thread sucks

o rly?

[CheeseManBlue]

Eat the orange peels too? Or just the toothpaste?

eat the whole damn thing.

[flamingninja777]

At 4/16/08 04:58 PM, Tyrant12 wrote: Don't do that fucking nutmeg shit, doesn't take a lot to kill you.

Not true at ALL! I do it all the time.

[DasUberCow]

This is stupid. I mean weed is so easy to get hold of. And it works and its nice. This stuff sounds nasty.

[masterkoopa1015]

Pathetic. If you want to get high, drink lots of soda. There. End.

[Testicle]

At 4/16/08 06:29 PM, Victory wrote:

At 4/16/08 04:52 PM, masterkoopa1015 wrote: You do realize you're going to get banned for this, right?

Nothing in the rules against this.

Also, stop backseat modding. If that's all your going to post, then don't post it at all.

That's right, backseat modding is against the rules, oh wait..

[CheeseManBlue]

At 4/16/08 06:29 PM, Victory wrote:

At 4/16/08 04:52 PM, masterkoopa1015 wrote: You do realize you're going to get banned for this, right?

Nothing in the rules against this.

Also, stop backseat modding. If that's all your going to post, then don't post it at all.

I've never heard that term before... it's a good one. yeah, idiots like that should never post at all.

[sldghmmr]

At 4/16/08 04:51 PM, risbolla wrote: CAT PISS

Self explanatory

Dude man im cheesing so fucking bad right now

[unowned]

google does it better.. why settle for less?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_drugs

[Leo625]

Honestly you're probably better off just doing real drugs ... not only are the highs more defined but it's probably better health wise than huffing household items lying around or any of that other bullshit.

Morning Glory seeds can actually be pretty good though without any serious health risk.

[2clips]

crushing up a caffeine pill and snorting it like crack.

choking yourself is dangerous... it works but it kills brain cells faster then sniffing a sharpie.

go 4 days without sleep and you will start having some really wierd shit happen.... <---not recomended

also there is a legal alternative to weed known as damiana, it can be brewed in tea or smoked... i find it more powerful when brewed in tea myself. warning with it though it doesn't get you very high but if you take to much you'll start to not remember somethings.... like loaning your freind 20 bucks, luckyly it was one of my more trustworthy freinds and did actually give it back after finding out i didn't remember loaning him it.

[PrawDuhJee]

Why would you even post this, just give kids the means to kill themselves and call it a day...

[UnknownFear]

At 4/16/08 04:52 PM, masterkoopa1015 wrote: You do realize you're going to get banned for this, right?

Why the fuck would he get banned for posting homemade ways of achieving illegal highs.. but legal?

By the way, I have heard that the whole orange peel and toothpaste is bollocks. Does it really work?

[americanidiot2f]

Dont fucking choke yourself. You actually have a high chance of instant death.

[LeeJaySan]

Got any Coke lying around there? Time to get coked out!

[captainchaos03]

You want to be cool don't you?

[Azkainix]

At 4/16/08 04:48 PM, CheeseManBlue wrote:

MORNING GLORY SEEDS

take about 200 morning glory seeds, grind them up as to break the hard shell, and ingest. this is another source of LSA.

My friend tried this. He said he felt sick the first hour or two and then afterwards everything sounded amazing.

I would eat em'

[ArmorAll]

At 4/16/08 10:11 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Dont fucking choke yourself. You actually have a high chance of instant death.

I just want to say that its impossible to choke yourself with your hands, you'll pass out way before.

[CheeseManBlue]

crushing up a caffeine pill and snorting it like crack.

crack is not snorted.

choking yourself is dangerous... it works but it kills brain cells faster then sniffing a sharpie.

sharpies are non-toxic.

go 4 days without sleep and you will start having some really wierd shit happen.... <---not recomended

it's "recommended."

also there is a legal alternative to weed known as damiana, it can be brewed in tea or smoked... blah blah blah something about my friend loaning me 20 bucks blah blah

shut up, and get a life. and a dictionary.

[UnknownFear]

At 4/16/08 10:25 PM, ArmorAll wrote: I just want to say that its impossible to choke yourself with your hands, you'll pass out way before.

I honestly would not recommend chocking yourself to get a high. I have done it and, ill admit, it felt really weird and... scary... but i have never done it again.

I'd suggest just stick with good old Marijuana

[TheSovereign]

Somebody has been to TOTSE!