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l0vemetal
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New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 10:43:55 Reply

Okay, so here's the situation. President Bush, in all of his wonderful, intelligent glory, has decided America's National Anthem has grown a little outdated, and in order to compliment using the Constitution as a hankerchief for the past 8 years, has decided to change it before his ass is booted out of office this year.

What's the point of this? Well, you have been selected to choose the new US National Anthem. That's right, an opportunity to actually make an impact with your life, and this opportunity doesn't come very often! So what do you choose for America to put their hands over their hearts upon hearing at major events?

Oh, and citizens of other countries... show America what you think of them by partaking in this little 'venture. =]

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up doesn't count. That song's not funny. Fuck off.

domestic violence can be funny too!

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 10:46:43 Reply

Portal Song FTW


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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 10:48:17 Reply

Matchbox Twenty - How far we've come.


A strong emphasis on underlining.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 10:49:17 Reply

What are you talking about?


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 10:54:07 Reply

Either The Bright Lights Of America, Die For The Government, or Good & Ready should be our new anthems.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 11:11:31 Reply

U Can't Touch This : MC Hammer

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 11:14:18 Reply

im stereo typical... so...
(mcdonalds tune)
IM LOVIN IT... then kick in the fast food rockers ;)
A PIZZA HUT A PIZZA HUT... KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT... MCDONALDS MCDONALDS....... sorry for caps... but that song is shouting and not actually singing : )
you said i could... so this is a freebie... i pretty much know what americans think of 'brits' anyways XD

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 11:15:41 Reply

America, Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 11:16:00 Reply

In case the rest of you havent noticed, the current state of affairs is not leading up to the end of the world, but rather to a constitutional reform, thinks I


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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 11:26:43 Reply

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:11:23 Reply

I would have to say that song in Team America lol.
But seriously I would pick This land is your land.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:20:56 Reply

At 4/16/08 11:15 AM, DeIirium wrote: America, Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!

I wish theyd use that team america song, I'd feel so proud everytime I heard it.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:22:58 Reply

Colonel bogey.

the whistling one in the breakfast club.

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:43:23 Reply

God Save The Queen - Sex Pistols.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:45:44 Reply

Oh say can you see
By the dawn's early We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I know I know
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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:49:13 Reply

Endless Handbag Loop.

OMG, I'm like so supercool.

As you are reading this, you are unaware that World War III has just broken out, and humanity will be extinct in a matter of hours. Have a nice day.
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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:51:01 Reply

Electric Six - Gay Bar.

How great would that be at the olympics!


qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:52:27 Reply

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 12:53:20 Reply

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 13:01:36 Reply

black sabbath- the mob rules.

and where did you hear that bush is chaging the national anthem?


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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 13:07:05 Reply

At 4/16/08 10:46 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Portal Song FTW

Absolubtly.


...also, TL;DR.

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 13:19:56 Reply

At 4/16/08 01:01 PM, homor wrote: and where did you hear that bush is chaging the national anthem?

I didn't.

It's a scenario for this thread.

Jeeze.

domestic violence can be funny too!

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 17:18:40 Reply

At 4/16/08 01:19 PM, l0vemetal wrote:
At 4/16/08 01:01 PM, homor wrote: and where did you hear that bush is chaging the national anthem?
I didn't.

It's a scenario for this thread.

okay, thanks for telling me.


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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 17:21:24 Reply

How about Beer is Good?

AND STUFF!

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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 17:42:40 Reply

The Beer Song

USA's first national anthem used to be a melody from a British drinking song by John Stafford Smith in the year 1780 so it would be pretty ironic if they changed their anthem back to a drinking song.


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Response to New American National Anthem 2008-04-16 21:40:19 Reply

At 4/16/08 11:26 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!

Agreed!!!!!!
That song would be teh best. :)


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