Valjylmyr's Ultimate Pick-up Lines!

[Valjylmyr]

Feel free to use these lines when picking up those uber-hawt girlz at the mall.

"Do you like Poke'mon? 'Cuz I'd like to take a Pikachu!"
"Like a Transformer, you're more than meets the eye."

Okay, not very 'Ultimate'. But it will be when(if) enough people contribute. Please use fads that are big with kids(7 and under).

[saqwert]

That'll just make you look like a nerd

[Valjylmyr]

At 4/14/08 04:52 PM, saqwert wrote: That'll just make you look like a nerd

That's the point.

[Black-Ops]

I can assure you that using chat up lines like those given above will cause girls to cackle at you like witches.

[LobsterJohnson]

My best one,

''Are you retarded?Coz you sure look special to me!''

[Objection]

The name's Bond. James Bond.

[Black-Ops]

At 4/14/08 04:53 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote: My best one,

''Are you retarded?Coz you sure look special to me!''

I can assure you that using this chat up line will cause girls to slap you hard across the face and give you evil looks for as long as you live on the same continent as them.

[Azutom]

At 4/14/08 04:53 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote: My best one,

''Are you retarded?Coz you sure look special to me!''

Lmao. That works better than the ones that fucktard posted.

[LobsterJohnson]

I can assure you that using this chat up line will cause girls to slap you hard across the face and give you evil looks for as long as you live on the same continent as them.

Well obviously.Its just supposed to be funny.

[Mizar]

I am guaranteed a date!

[dark101]

this is the ultimate pick up line:
Hi, My name is Nick Hogan, did you happen to see a dingo dog run by here with my shirt?