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My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:03:35 Reply

My school has now banned swearing. After 3 warnings you get a literal warning. After that you are temporarly expelled. Hpw dumb is that.

Also fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:04:12 Reply

not very lol, way to give kids a get out of school free card lol


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:04:46 Reply

Can you use sign language?


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:05:41 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:04 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Can you use sign language?

Or another language which a teacher won't understand?


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:11:34 Reply

Heh, this reminds me of a time when I was in Junior School (I guess that's what it's called in America? Age 9-11 anyway), and one of my friends shouted out the word 'shit', just for the sake of it, being a general kid. A teacher heard him and he got an instant detention. Classic.

Another time, in the same year of school, a different guy was acting the same way - being a kid who reveled in the opportunity to say random swear words in the classroom when no adults where about - chanting the word 'lesbian!' (which, let's be fair, isn't really a swear word at all). The teacher came back into the classroom and demanded to know who was chanting, and the poor guy raised his hand, looking sheepish, and was rewarded with a detention for his honesty. Sometimes I think that the only thing school teaches you is that telling the truth is a bad thing. :P


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:12:08 Reply

So invent new words.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:13:50 Reply

Spraypaint "NOT SWEARING IS FOR FUCKING PUSSIES AND SHITHEADED DORKS" on the wall.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:14:17 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:04 PM, Shikari wrote: not very lol, _way to give kids a get out of school free card_ lol

yeah, im gonna use that to its most, every other week off... ah the laybacknes


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:15:16 Reply

Swearing is banned in every school you know.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:16:53 Reply

My middle school banned coughing during assembly. It's harder to hold in a cough than it is to hold in a swear word (unless you've got tourette's).

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:18:29 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:15 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Swearing is banned in every school you know.

not actually, its banned if you swear at the teachers(like:"u fucking bitch, suck mah baaallllzzz(but if you say like:"k' ima make that fucking thingy for tomorrow, then it isn't b)), not otherwise, not at least in finland.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:19:23 Reply

We're not allowed to swear in my school, just get a bit of a tellin off though, nothing serious :P


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:20:11 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:18 PM, L0LH4X0R wrote:
At 4/14/08 02:15 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Swearing is banned in every school you know.
not actually,

Yes actually.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:20:37 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:15 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Swearing is banned in every school you know.

Not exactly.... In my school, most of the teachers swear all the time on the premise that we've heard them all before and we're not going to be *that* offended.

During an assembly, our Head-of-Year was talking to the whole yeargroup when his phone went off so he said "aw for fuck's sake" quite loudly and switched it off... That made me giggle (:

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:22:03 Reply

This thread Focking fails

It doesnt really

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 14:24:40 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:03 PM, MyMonkey wrote: My school has now banned swearing. After 3 warnings you get a literal warning. After that you are temporarly expelled. Hpw dumb is that.

Also fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

we sware all the time,they look at us than walk away.i love my school sometimes!


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:27:12 Reply

Oh well... I'll just have to smartass my way around these rules.

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:28:53 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:12 PM, poxpower wrote: So invent new words.

Fack
Shat
Betch
A...ss
Is that good?

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:29:31 Reply

Get yourself expelled and go to a better school.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:32:35 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:15 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Swearing is banned in every school you know.

no its not, in my school a lot of teachers swear, and im not tlaking about ''owh darn'' or anything, the real deal, fuck shit cocksucking monkey pussy, the whole package


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:35:09 Reply

WIZARD SWEARS!!!!

Do they count?


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:36:30 Reply

My sweden teatcher (yes we have to learn fucking sweden) swears... lets get her in trouble!


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:38:29 Reply

Most of the teachers in my school won´t tolerate swearing, only my woodshop teacher and gym teacher will.

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:39:45 Reply

At 4/14/08 02:12 PM, poxpower wrote: So invent new words.

I remember kids did that in my middle school. The only one I remember is that Civic meant bitch.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:40:55 Reply

Thats pretty lame. But we werent allowed to swear anyway.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 15:57:50 Reply

It's banned in my school as well, but that rule never actually works no matter how much they try to enforce it


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 16:02:08 Reply

At 4/14/08 03:57 PM, emochild wrote: It's banned in my school as well, but that rule never actually works no matter how much they try to enforce it

It's one of those rules they can't always enforce on everybody, like speed limits.


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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 16:04:44 Reply

Yh I def would swear to get out of school.

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 16:06:30 Reply

That's idiotic.

Also, slightly hypcritical.

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Response to My school has banned swearing 2008-04-14 16:09:47 Reply

some guy in my school got lunch detention for wearing a shirt that said "I like girls, that like girls."
they made it seem like he was wearing a shirt that said i like lesbians.


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