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im sorry...that really does suck. how'd you...do this?

well...you could always become gay?

At 5/30/08 07:01 PM, LardLord wrote: From what I understand, the prostate looked like this when it was removed, except that it was broken almost in three pieces, with a few threads connecting the remains. :(

I don't know why, but this looks yummy!

Can I have it?

i loled, seriously your a stupid fuck

Well idiot. You are the one who put a dildo up your ass.

idiots bitch about stuff that they do to themselves.

At 5/30/08 07:34 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Well idiot. You are the one who put a dildo up your ass.

idiots bitch about stuff that they do to themselves.

So far up his ass that it damaged the prostate gland

At 5/30/08 07:01 PM, LardLord wrote: From what I understand, the prostate looked like this when it was removed, except that it was broken almost in three pieces, with a few threads connecting the remains. :(

looks worse than my exploded appendix!

no, really!

i don't feel sorry for you.
if you're stupid enough to do that, then im glad you cannot grace the world with your moronic spawn.

idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impotence

Impotence is not sterilization. It is the inability to achieve an erection. I hope you're just confused, and meant to say sterilized.

At 5/30/08 07:55 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impotence

Impotence is not sterilization. It is the inability to achieve an erection. I hope you're just confused, and meant to say sterilized.

Read.

im·po·tent
adj.

1. Lacking physical strength or vigor; weak.
2. Lacking in power, as to act effectively; helpless: "Technology without morality is barbarous; morality without technology is impotent" Freeman J. Dyson.
3.
a. Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.
b. Sterile. Used of males.
4. Obsolete Lacking self-restraint.

At 4/14/08 12:25 AM, totaln00b wrote:

At 4/14/08 12:24 AM, Corky52 wrote: Sorry.

seconded.

thirded

At 5/31/08 12:37 AM, LardLord wrote:

At 5/30/08 07:55 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impotence

Impotence is not sterilization. It is the inability to achieve an erection. I hope you're just confused, and meant to say sterilized.

Read.

im·po·tent
adj.

1. Lacking physical strength or vigor; weak.
2. Lacking in power, as to act effectively; helpless: "Technology without morality is barbarous; morality without technology is impotent" Freeman J. Dyson.
3.
a. Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.
b. Sterile. Used of males.
4. Obsolete Lacking self-restraint.

The two major problems experienced by men after prostatectomy are:

# Incontinence (an inability to control urination)

# Impotence The inability to achieve or sustain an erection. (an inability to achieve an erection)

This is directly from the source from your first post. http://www.ehealthmd.com/library/prostat eremoval/PR_whatis.html

At 5/31/08 12:52 AM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: The two major problems experienced by men after prostatectomy are:

# Incontinence (an inability to control urination)

# Impotence The inability to achieve or sustain an erection. (an inability to achieve an erection)

This is directly from the source from your first post. http://www.ehealthmd.com/library/prostat eremoval/PR_whatis.html

Impotence has multiple definitions, as stated above. One of which is synonymity with sterility.

I just fucking outlined this via a dictionary definition.

I would know this, kid. It's happening to me.

Well look on the bright side....you got to instantly cum, thats pretty rare.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Cant... stop... laughing...

sorry. D:

At 5/31/08 01:07 AM, Samen wrote: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Cant... stop... laughing...

sorry. D:

That's dick, dude. Really dick.

I actually feel better than have in a long time, today. Though I'm finding it very difficult to achieve an erection these days. It's almost like the will to do it is gone now.

That really is tragic, man. But, as a Newgrounder, I feel the need to ask the following question:

When you pulled the magic wand out of your ass, did a rabbit come out? If so, what color?

Other than that... damn. Your penis. Sorry about that

Jack off into as many doner places as possible...

to one of those sperm banks before you get the prostatectomy, so you can have children later!

you will probably have a hard time jerkin it though, with your prostate broken and all.

At 5/31/08 11:50 PM, davidofmk771 wrote: Jack off into as many doner places as possible...

Unfortunately, a bit late for that. :|

The good news is that I was able to harvest a very small amount of sperm, at a local sperm bank before I underwent the operation.

This gives me some piece of mind, albeit very little considering that the sperm's lifespan in cryostasis is not expected to exceed a decade.

Thank you, to those who have cared to give advice.

At least you don't need protection, ever!

But that seriously sucks ASS. I hope somehow in the future, they'll be able to revert the surgery, but in the meantime, godspeed.

ouch rough times

At 6/1/08 12:34 AM, tvlinks4u wrote: ouch rough times

We all have our problems. Mine are just really bad.

Wow man, just wow.

I feel so sorry for you....honestly. I also think these people who are making satire out of your problem are fucked up horribly. If karma exists, then they definitely have a freight train waiting for them.

There is more to life than sex. There is much you can do with your life because you still have a very well functioning mind and a knack for writing. Try finding happiness with things you love to do. My Uncle is sterile and paraplegic, and he is one of the most intelligent and happiest guys I know. There is a type of medication available for erections besides viagra by the way---- for people with problems similar to what you have now. Maybe try researching it.

hey man now you cna be a man whore! that sucks man and i hope some thing can help ease both the mental and physical pain that your going through./

Fucking shit, my perineum hurts just hearing about that.

I have to admit. I laughed hard.

While I sympathize with you, and my prostate aches from just reading your story.
I do believe that you don't deserve to pass on your genetic material after something that retarded.

Maybe god doesn't want you to give birth to more kids who do weird ass things to themselves. No seriously i'm sorry, that is the worst luck in the history of shitty luck.

Atleast you didn't partake in the pain olympics.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is proof of natural selection.