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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 03:17:02 Reply

you never notice whats most important to you until its gone.

your semen :(

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 03:19:14 Reply

Woah, that's a sad sad story, you have my sympathies.
I will be carefuller.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 06:11:06 Reply

thanks for sharing the experience. Now i'll watch out for rough sex.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 06:26:14 Reply

WTF

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 06:27:51 Reply

pics or it didn't happen...


Hi!!!!

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 06:30:24 Reply

............ HAHAH HAH haha hahahah hhaah haah haa haaaa....

awesome

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 06:38:27 Reply

This kids, is why you never shove anything up your ass, have fun with your future and hey, you can adopt, it'll be like a pet, you'll still love it.


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 06:41:26 Reply

i can't have children too.


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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 08:21:13 Reply

Don't worry dude, just remember someday you know you'll find your way- something's gonna make up for this. Chin up lad. :)


Ahh, bless him . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OOOPS no he's dead,still looks happy

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 08:43:32 Reply

life's a bitch then u marry one...
but dont have kids...


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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-05 08:56:38 Reply

That's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that.


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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-14 18:30:28 Reply

At 5/5/08 08:43 AM, cormacr9 wrote: life's a bitch then u marry one...
but dont have kids...

Tru dat, man.

Tru dat.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 17:30:10 Reply

I feel very sorry for you. You never know what's important to you until you lose it! Remember that and next time... Don't stick a toy wand into your ass!


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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 17:33:01 Reply

Dude, really sorry.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:21:02 Reply

Wow, that's horrible..

In all honesty, I thought you couldn't have kids because you're too heavy, judging from the name "LardLord".. Maybe you couldn't get your pecker out of your fat rolls, I wouldn't have known before reading the thread.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:25:04 Reply

lol

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:27:40 Reply

Oh Snap! That's horrid for ye...

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:31:26 Reply

How'd your parents react?


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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:34:17 Reply

At 5/30/08 06:31 PM, Kaitlyn-R wrote: How'd your parents react?

harder lol

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:37:45 Reply

At 5/30/08 06:31 PM, Kaitlyn-R wrote: How'd your parents react?

I'm 25; I don't live with those faggots. And I'll never tell them about this, that's for goddamn sure.

They never really liked me , anyways.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:41:54 Reply

i r ember that in 5th grade the video


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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:44:46 Reply

I shall try to refrain from wanking a whole week to mourn your loss.

that's pretty hard for me to do sometimes.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:53:56 Reply

Did they give your prostate to you in an awesome glass?!?!


Its obvious, my name is shit.

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 18:55:59 Reply

At 5/30/08 06:53 PM, RunescapeLuver wrote: Did they give your prostate to you in an awesome glass?!?!

Lols abound in this thread

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 19:01:09 Reply

From what I understand, the prostate looked like this when it was removed, except that it was broken almost in three pieces, with a few threads connecting the remains. :(

I can't have kids, man!

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 19:03:09 Reply

That's.... awful....

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 19:03:38 Reply

At 5/30/08 07:01 PM, LardLord wrote: From what I understand, the prostate looked like this when it was removed, except that it was broken almost in three pieces, with a few threads connecting the remains. :(

It's a shame to think that ugly thing is your kids

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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 19:26:07 Reply

Owned.

LOL PENIS!!!1
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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 19:27:13 Reply

Rofl


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Response to I can't have kids, man! 2008-05-30 19:27:34 Reply

Hahah owned!

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