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At 4/14/08 10:39 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote:

Then again, your... genetics aren't exactly... beneficial to the world.

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Yeah, thanks for the encouragement, douchebag.

Man that sucks. Hopefully medical advances can help you out someday. :/

You can still have a clone.

I got thinking when I saw this, what kind of person shoves a kids toy up their ass?
Not meaning to be rude or anything...actually I am..but that was a VERY stupid thing to do

I've read the whole thread and I don't feel the least bit sorry for you.

yeah 100th post!
be happy now your girlfriend/future wife woudn't have to go through all that pain to get a new born you can adopt one or use a vitro operation from someone else's seeds,i wolud prefer the first one after a lot of fun in life and praying to GOD that a miracle would happen,we have seen houndreds of times miracles, you just got to believe you can "DO IT!"

God damn!!! That really fuckin sucks!!! =(

At 4/16/08 12:26 AM, dawin45 wrote: yeah 100th post!
be happy now your girlfriend/future wife woudn't have to go through all that pain to get a new born you can adopt one or use a vitro operation from someone else's seeds,i wolud prefer the first one after a lot of fun in life and praying to GOD that a miracle would happen,we have seen houndreds of times miracles, you just got to believe you can "DO IT!"

You trippin'? It's every man's dream to have a protégé.

Now that I'm denied that dream, I don't think I'd be able to adopt without hanging myself from shame.

At 4/21/08 12:48 AM, Piss wrote: THIS IS ASTONISHING!

Sorry, man. Too depressed to be insulted by your lack of care.

Damn I read your post, and I have to admit that shoving that wand up your anus wasn't the smartest thing to do. Nevertheless, I feel exceptionally sorry for you. I hope your operation goes well though.

Wow you are a dumb motherfucker....don't ever tell your future wife the reason behind your impotency...just say...you are just unlucky.

my smiley is pist

uuuuuuhhhhh...... that sucks?

but no seriously i have empathy for you now your as fertile as a mule

Maybe it was wishful thinking to assume I would even have a wife to fuck, anyways.

Dude...sorry for your loss...

Support stem cell research, they can make you a new prostate.

Anyways, that really sucks. Don't feel bad about sticking a magic wand up your butt(Really odd O_O) since you were only just . . . . .experimenting what your butt smelled like I guess. Why you would put all that stuff on it and then stick it up there makes no sense to me though, it makes it smell different.

Oh wait yeah, it would've hurt even more. Ouch.

Also, you have to admit if you told this to your parents they might think your slightly gay. I mean, just think about it. Magic wand, anus, broken prostate.

There still might be hope, your sperm is still ok it's just the semen thats screwed up. Maybe they can take the sperm out without needing the semen or something, they're bound to figure out something new in the future.

Good luck!

You know... After hearing about this, maybe my life hasn't been as crappy as it seemed... I will admit, some of your earlier tales gave me a chuckle but this... It just depresses me just hearing about it... I think you might have deserved this for shoving a wand up your ass, but I really am sympathetic to your plight. I will try to take what you have taught me about life and use it for the better.

Maybe if you support Stem Cell Research, you might get a second chance? Its gotten to the point where they can make hands out of nothing. Only thing hindering it is those accursed religious types... If the Gods had not wanted us to experiment on Stem Cells, why can we?

In any case, I hope that there will be a silver lining in this cloud... My thoughts are with you...

Honestly? That was just plain stupid shoving a wand up your butt. But still, I feel sorry for you. Good luck man.

Stash your seed in the freezer..

At 4/14/08 01:01 AM, Davood wrote: or just have it frozen.

Or get AID. Or do some random thing with DNA... (it is possible)

That is kinda... Bad... Not only are you sterile, you can't even jerk off! I feel sorry for you, man.

Fuck that sucks.

Well... You can always adopt or go to a sperm bank... Not really the same I know.
Look at the bright side, you can do any girl you want to and you will never get them pregnant.

Again, guys, thanks for the support.

I know ... If karma exists, then I've experienced it firsthand. I'm still on pain meds right now, but the prostate is gone for good. The doctor told me there might be some experimental procedures I could undergo with the sperm remaining in my testes for artificial insemination when the time is right.

And I have ejaculated once since then, I might add. But it did hurt, and the semen was quite a lot less viscous. Rather than spurting out, it kind of drizzled. It wasn't white either; More clear colored.

I say good, if you're stupid enough to do this crap you shouldn't have kids that would do the same.

Oh shit.

I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry.
Still, I am sorry.

...What did you tell the Doc? The blatant truth or a lie?

"Doc, I attempted to clean my ass, but got the rod jammed too far in after an orgasm and trip. Blood came out."
"...Get the f**k out."

At 4/27/08 01:08 AM, deadafterall wrote: I say good, if you're stupid enough to do this crap you shouldn't have kids that would do the same.

This is Nature versus Nurture, man.

It's not an intrinsic trait to do something in the vein of what I did, it's a learned trait; or rather, a trait forced upon one unknowingly by a society that teaches such values, or at a smaller capacity the household in which one was raised.

So take this lesson and learn it well.

At 4/27/08 01:08 AM, deadafterall wrote: I say good, if you're stupid enough to do this crap you shouldn't have kids that would do the same.

Oh shit, that reminds me. You could get a Darwin Award!

In the light of this incident, I'd also like to say I've reaffirmed my faith in Jesus Christ as the Holy Covenant.

I think the Church will put me back on my feet, which is exactly what I need after years of militant atheism have worn down my morals.

Sorry to be an asshole but that made me laugh at the same time I felt strong pity.