Fuck my thumb!

[AznWarlord]

I was cleaning out a razor after shaving, by pulling down on it with my thumb. Well, I was doing it pretty quick and somewhere along the down pulls, I pulled up on the razor and it not only cut the skin by went inside a bit into the thumb. So I was watching it blood appear from the inside of the thumb where it started flowing outside the opening and fuck, it hurt. Surprising, it actually stopped bleeding fairly quick, then I pulled on it a bit and, stupid mistake. Well, now it stopped bleeding and I pretty much held onto it so hard the skin's fairly welded together, you can barely see the incisions. The skin cut actually went across the thumb, but it actually wound only bled on the left side so it's cool.

Now I know to slow down when cleaning a razor with my thumb.

[Thimbles]

At 4/13/08 12:35 PM, AznWarlord wrote: Fuck my thumb!

well...err...OKAY

[Franklin-Moore]

I had a razor go through my fingernail once.

[Randy74]

At 4/13/08 12:39 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I had a razor go through my fingernail once.

Same here.That was a painful experience.

[AznWarlord]

At 4/13/08 12:36 PM, Thimbles wrote:

At 4/13/08 12:35 PM, AznWarlord wrote: Fuck my thumb!

well...err...OKAY

Wow, that comment actually provides a lot of comic relief, seeing as how I thought I cut off a whole part of my thumb the moment it happened. Now, I can barely see the wound though I can feel it a bit.

[AznWarlord]

At 4/13/08 12:39 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I had a razor go through my fingernail once.

Let me guess, cleaning a razor with your finger?

[ExperiencePoints]

Iz Done That So Many Times, I Can Not Count

Yah Get Me!!!!!

[mad-spyke]

its not painful in most cases.. you just look and your finger / thumb and you see blood... you lick it off and your like WTF? im cut.... then you think back to cleaning your razor with your thumb.... your like...
Oh yeah...

worst is if your in the bath and you drop it in... you fumble around for it ( cause the bubbles is in your way obvs) and you get it out... then your bleeding, it dont hurt but when it heals and re opens it does!

[MrFlopz]

No, I don't want to fuck your thumb

[aprime]

I cut my T-shirt like that

Cleaning it with my t shirt
And then it got torn

But its not that noticable

[andhination]

I cut off my fingernail with a pen knife when I was 6.

[DaveMan-CI]

That's why you don't clean a razor with your finger lol, just rub it backwards over a towel or a face cloth.

[mranarchy]

Lol misleading title.

[wesdood]

i use my razorgator.

[aprime]

At 4/13/08 12:53 PM, MrFlopz wrote: No, I don't want to fuck your thumb

lol haha
i think he ment

he has a fucking thumb for fucking :D

[AtomicBurger]

Ha-Ha!
You cut your thuuu-mb!

[ExperiencePoints]

At 4/13/08 01:21 PM, AtomicBurger wrote: Ha-Ha!
You cut your thuuu-mb!

That Was Very Necessary Plus Dat Was Copyright

Yah Get Me!!!!!

[Franklin-Moore]

At 4/13/08 12:51 PM, AznWarlord wrote:

At 4/13/08 12:39 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I had a razor go through my fingernail once.

Let me guess, cleaning a razor with your finger?

No shaving the hair off of my fingers.

[valium9]

Moral of the story- Don't do that

[masterkoopa1015]

Finger+Blade=Pain
Pain-Common Sence=Stupid
Stupid+Rushing+Blade=Retarded

It's basic math.

[Thimbles]

At 4/13/08 01:22 PM, ExperiencePoints wrote:

At 4/13/08 01:21 PM, AtomicBurger wrote: Ha-Ha!
You cut your thuuu-mb!

That Was Very Necessary Plus Dat Was Copyright

Yah Get Me!!!!!

You're Not Supposed To Capitalize Every Single Word. Only The Word Starting A Sentence, Proper Nouns, And Acronyms Need To Be Capitalized. Get It?

[Supakills]

At 4/13/08 12:36 PM, Thimbles wrote:

At 4/13/08 12:35 PM, AznWarlord wrote: Fuck my thumb!

well...err...OKAY

Beat me to it...

[MexicanGun]

Fuck my Thumb!

*unzips pants*

[EvilJesus]

You go with the razors, not against them in any form or fashion!

Damn kids...

[thatoneguyfromDD]

At 4/13/08 12:35 PM, AznWarlord wrote: Fuck my thumb

How?

[PeterLoper]

pic please!

had a painful injury like that

[darknessdweller]

At 4/13/08 12:35 PM, AznWarlord wrote:

Now I know to slow down when cleaning a razor with my thumb.

Good idea.

[joza1]

At 4/13/08 12:39 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I had a razor go through my fingernail once.

I had a papercut under my nail.
Dang, that hurt.

[Otto]

My dad put a whole fucking screw right through his thumb last month, think yourself lucky.

[Kunera]

Hawt.

I came.