I'm Now A Professional Model

[LastSpartan]

Well... sorta.

I went a modelling tryout today in the city. When I got there, I was nervous at first, since there were huge signs advertising a 'Miss... Something or Other' Pagaent, and I didn't want to walk in to a room full of girls and either get laughed at or drooled at, since I'm so god damn sexy, but I digress. I walked in there and came face to face with a few kids and their parents, and a couple of (hot) female tryouts. Thank god there were no other male models in there. I'd hate to compete for 'Gayest Male in the Room' (which is utter bullshit. The only reason male models get this stigma is because they make a ton of cash for standing around all day... looking fabulous).

So anyway I start to fill in the application form, all the while bickering with my sister, who is a bitch, and my mum, who doesn't know how to shut up, and pretty soon I'm the centre of attention, swearing under my breath and whatnot. I don't give a fuck. It said bubbly personalities are good, and my personality is bubblier than a Mentos in a bottle of Pepsi.

Anyway, I hand up my application, and a few minutes later I get called for an interview... by one of the most beautiful, drop-dead gorgeous blondes I've ever laid my tired old eyes on. I couldn't stop staring at her; in her eyes. And she wasn't like your typical blonde. She was sophisticated, sassy and she had a laugh which could make you cream yourself just by hearing it. Lucky I had a 'Good-luck Rub' when I showered that morning. Geez... I wish I could go for another interview...

But I digress.

After i paid the $190 sign-up bill (which makes me a permanent member of their agency till 2008), I went over to the make-up chair, where I had a lovely chat with the make-up artist. I told her about how I was a social recluse, rarely ever went outside, and deplored lifes simple pleasures like smoking and alcoholism. She replied by bagging the Aussies: Smokers, drinkers, drug-addicts and the #1 source of Skin Cancer and Melanoma in the world. She said I had 'beautiful' skin and that I looked 4 years younger than I am. At that point I loved her.

Then she said I looked like Leonardo DiCabrio in 'Titanic', and then I hated her.

After that they took my photo. I hated them. The cameraguy loved them. Except the photos of me where my eyes were too squinty, or where one eye was wider than the other.

Then I went home, where I await my first job, as a model for Calvin Klein, the WWF or 18teens, and enter my career as a male pornstar.

I'll post a picture of me when a) They put my photo up, and b) If I remember this thread.

TL;DR, I'm now a Male Model. And I'm fabulously straight.

[FullyClothedMike]

Gratz. ^_^

[Akradon]

At 4/13/08 08:53 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

Then I went home, where I await my first job, as a model for Calvin Klein, the WWF or 18teens, and enter my career as a male pornstar.

The WWF? As in the world wildlife fund? That would be interesting. Cause if you mean the wrestling company, it hasnt been WWF for how many years now

[toungeofshoe]

Enjoy your new life, and I do believe you're not a fag.

[darknessdweller]

At 4/13/08 08:56 AM, FullyClothedMike wrote: Gratz. ^_^

Y yez, kongratz!

[LastSpartan]

At 4/13/08 08:57 AM, Akradon wrote: The WWF? As in the world wildlife fund? That would be interesting. Cause if you mean the wrestling company, it hasnt been WWF for how many years now

Yeah, I do mean the World Wildlife Fund, cause I sure as fuck won't model for PETA. Unless it was one of those naked shoot-outs with a hot female model. And I happen to be naked beside her. And I happen to be naked IN her. And if the PETA was just a cover-up for Naughty America.

Yeah, I know its World Wrestling Entertainment. I havn't been living under a rock you know. Only ceramic tiles and plaster ceilings.

[positively-negative]

I know a few people who do some modeling, most of them are quite decent people as long as they don't let themselves think they are better than everyone else because of it.

Related song.

[matt9112]

lmao i dont know man that shit is pritty gay weather its a job or not. Why would you want to be so concided? just gives me more shits and giggles making fun of male models. thus increasing my living standards =) thanks l8r

[MyMonkey]

At 4/13/08 08:53 AM, LastSpartan wrote: After i paid the $190 sign-up bill (which makes me a permanent member of their agency till 2008)

Haha. You were scammed.

[Oddler]

You should be a hand model they make tons of cash.

[GreenKandy]

At 4/13/08 09:15 AM, MyMonkey wrote:

At 4/13/08 08:53 AM, LastSpartan wrote: After i paid the $190 sign-up bill (which makes me a permanent member of their agency till 2008)

Haha. You were scammed.

Lmao yeah.

[SGTMaDnEsS]

Cool. I hope you make more money before you join Canada on strike.

[LastSpartan]

At 4/13/08 09:15 AM, matt9112 wrote: lmao i dont know man that shit is pritty gay weather its a job or not. Why would you want to be so concided? just gives me more shits and giggles making fun of male models. thus increasing my living standards =) thanks l8r

I make between $150 and $1200 Australian per day, depending on how long they need me for. Most teenagers need to work weeks or months to make $1200. I can make it in one day.

As I said, the reason for the 'Gay' stigma is because models make tonnes of cash just by standing around all day. Literally, the work might only take 5 - 10 minutes, and the rest is getting ready for the shot or take (yes, my work can include video advertisements as well). So like I said, they make easy money for doing nothing. Enjoy flipping burgers at McDonalds.

Oh, and I'm not doing this as a career. I'm going to pursue Medicine and Surgery after school. I'm in this just for the money.

At 4/13/08 09:15 AM, MyMonkey wrote:

At 4/13/08 08:53 AM, LastSpartan wrote: After i paid the $190 sign-up bill (which makes me a permanent member of their agency till 2008)

Haha. You were scammed.

Haha, fuck you. In my rush to type I wrote 2008 instead of 2010.

[Sawdust]

Great. Now, wait until you have that money for your Spartan uniform.

[Lindione]

Well, I wish you luck in ... whatever you might do that won't scar us all for life.

[LastSpartan]

At 4/13/08 09:44 AM, Xmanne wrote: Great. Now, wait until you have that money for your Spartan uniform.

Like I said already, I already have the money to buy the whole uniform AND a plane ticket to England. Now with this new job of mine I don't have to feel bad about spending large amound of cash.

[Centurion-Ryan]

Male

Not interested.

[satanbrain]

At 4/13/08 08:57 AM, toungeofshoe wrote: Enjoy your new life, and I do believe you're a fag.

Exactly

[greenfaerie4]

Congrats on the new career and good luck.

[xXMajuniorXx]

At 4/13/08 09:48 AM, satanbrain wrote:

At 4/13/08 08:57 AM, toungeofshoe wrote: Enjoy your new life, and I do believe you're a fag.

Exactly

Piss off you little shit.

Congrats I suppose.

</Jealousy over money>

Congratulations.

[Sawdust]

At 4/13/08 09:47 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Like I said already, I already have the money to buy the whole uniform AND a plane ticket to England. Now with this new job of mine I don't have to feel bad about spending large amound of cash.

Exactly. Good luck on your modeling career. Make sure to decline wearing a shitty piece of clothing unless you'll be paid a lot or something. You don't want to see yourself in a pickle outfit do you?

[satanbrain]

At 4/13/08 09:53 AM, xXMajuniorXx wrote: Piss off you little shit.

I'm not a shit!

[neon-dude]

Now that your a fag you should change your aura to fab

[Sawdust]

At 4/13/08 09:57 AM, satanbrain wrote: I'm not a shit!

Yes you are.

[Shaun]

The thing i find amusing is that people associate modelling with beauty when they are completely unrelated.

[Sarai]

Good luck, I know what it's like. Paying a signing fee is a bad sign though.

[TropicalParadise]

Have you actually MADE any money doing it? I know you said you COULD make and that it would be a lot but do you have the money physically in your hand from a job.

[LastSpartan]

At 4/13/08 09:57 AM, neon-dude wrote: Now that your a fag you should change your aura to fab

Now that you're British I think you should see a dentist about your teeth.

[Sawdust]

At 4/13/08 10:10 AM, NintendoSuxSonysDick wrote: your ghey couse griks where all gay

You fail horribly at trolling.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 4/13/08 08:53 AM, LastSpartan wrote: I'll post a picture of me when a) They put my photo up, and b) If I remember this thread.

TL;DR, I'm now a Male Model. And I'm fabulously straight.

You do realise one of the most common scams that people get hit by is from ' modeling companies' that put people on their books, say they'll get them jobs and then never get anything for them right?

Good luck mate, but don't be too shocked if it you don't get fabulously wealthy out of this, or even make any money at all, as the chances are quite slim.