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Forum Topic: How fast could you kill someone wit

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TAUfanatic

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as long as I hit them in the stomach or the neck........I'd say........4-7 minutes

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Depends on which method I use.

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Let's see. Short range, hard to control since there is no real handle, and a few nails. I'd say 3 minutes.

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id beat their face in like a mad russian on antifreeze.


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FuckDemon used POKE.

It was Ineffective!

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Maverick-Alex

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About 10 minutes if he/she don't fight back...
otherwise i don't know.

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Lagatag

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Fairly quickly I suppose. A good slash to the throat, or into their skull would take them down immediately.


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1 hit K.O, 1 second.

Spikes in eye sockets, rammed in hard.

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hatakekakashi7

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It wouldn't be too difficult to perform a fatality with my bare hand(s). But I would prefer to have a better weapon. I guess I'll just have to wait...


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I'd give them the smoothest shave they'd ever had.

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CalvinGodly

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2 minutes and 34 seconds!

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I'd say 10 consecutive smashes in the head with a baseball bat will knock them out of the park for good. >:)

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IceFireMudDragon

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idk maybe if i just poke it hard enough thru the peanuts then hes just down

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Toasty4you

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Probably a while, but a lot shorter if I strangled them with it

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Anyone with a level 12 icon can go Sweeney Todd on their opponent.

Also, I'd say I could kill someone in 2-3 minutes.


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Depends on wheere, how hard, and how fast i hit. But at my max speed 7-10 minutes.

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greenfaerie4

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Probably a minute or two. I could choke them with one end of the chain and give them a sound slashing with the other end.

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At 4/10/08 10:36 PM, FuckDemon wrote: FuckDemon used POKE.

It was Ineffective!

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It was extremely effective!
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Strongbow

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Under a minute, if i hit them in the face.

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EviLudy

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about a second between when my swing hits the body and death to occur?

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EviLudy

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At 4/11/08 04:29 PM, EviLudy wrote: about a second between when my swing hits the body and death to occur?

Just leveled up and lost the axe, lol.
Still pretty fast

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thatoneguyfromDD

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A while.

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Lagamuffin

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i'd jam the corkscrew attachment on my army knife into his heart, twist and then pull! messy!! :P

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doubleone

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A few hours, mabey even a day or so.

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killslasher

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At 4/10/08 08:08 PM, AngelinFlames wrote: They could choke on it I supose, so I guess about 3 minutes at most if I get it stuck in there throat.

Nah just poke their eyes out lol.

Well me?
First I was level 10,a very strong fist.
Just beat the hell out of them,maybe 1 or 2 minutes.
Because you can use fatal moves.
lvl 11,Well,slit their throat.
Nice and quick.
AND JUST TODAY,I AM LEVEL 12!
So I can stab them,easy death.
Or stab the eyes and throat lol.
Even easier.


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wasb

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i've already killed someone with it (notice the blood) and it took 5 seconds.

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AngryBanana

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A couple of hours?

Depends on how you use it.

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Gagsy

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I'd hurt myself first trying to work out how best to use them.

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Ragnarokia

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At 4/11/08 05:05 PM, Gagsy wrote: I'd hurt myself first trying to work out how best to use them.

Yea how the hell do you use those things, you fling them around, they are bound to smash into your face :'(

ermm...a broken bottle...I would say if you get a good stab it would go strait through the heart and should die quickly I guess. A shitty way to go by a bottle though.

Circumcised, going to feel bad for a month :'(

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EvilerBowser1001

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Oh, fuck, it'd take almost a minute to strangle someone with this shit.
Even longer to whip them to death.

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