Jesus Was A Terrorist

[PinballWizard976]

READ IT. ALL OF IT. IT MAKES SENSE.

Jesus was a terrorist by The Dead Kennedys

Jesus was a terrorist
Enemy of the state
That's what the Romans labeled him
So he was put to death

He died for his beliefs
What's changed today?

Today bible-thumping cannibals
Reap money from his name
Buy cable networks & power
With old ladies' checks

If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
What do you think he'd say?
Tax free then re-write our laws
And sick 'em on you
Women don't control their bodies
TV preachers do

Censor everything from bathing suits
To science books
From the schoolroom to the bedroom
They want our thoughts - or else

They treat us like the Romans
Used to treat the Christians
Even some church-going folks are scared

Modern catacombs of fear
Built with money, power, and threats
Rock 'n Roll is labeled porn
Sell a record, you're under arrest

Instead of fighting AIDS
They try to stop us having sex
They brag that they won't quit
Till they take dominion over our lives

Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
Believe what you want
But we'll fight to keep
Our heads from being cemented in your sand

If you really look into the lyrics it makes a lot of sense

[Cyberdevil]

Conspiracy Theory all over again.
Woot.

[RobRob15]

it makes no sense at all as jesus didn't exist

[Jezuz]

That's a horribly written piece of poetry.

[Unholy-Kraken]

Jesus wasn't in existance... like.... ever.

[Takeshima]

tl;dr. Jesus wasnt a terrorist.

[Sp10x]

At 4/10/08 01:49 PM, RobRob15 wrote: it makes no sense at all as Jesus didn't exist

there are historical records showing that Jesus did in fact exist.
whether or not you believe that he was the son of god is on you.

and Jesus was not a terrorist.
come on

[lazyyMitch]

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!

[PinballWizard976]

At 4/10/08 01:50 PM, Jezuz wrote: That's a horribly written piece of poetry.

It's a song by the dead kennedys. Rawrgh!

[PinballWizard976]

You guys are completely missing the point. Basically what the song is saying is: The Romans labeled Jesus a terrorist. The world labels certain people terrorists (Osama Bin Laden for example). Most people believed Jesus to be a terrorist in his time. Most people believe Osama to be a terrorist in this era. Therefore, since what the general population believes must be true, Jesus was a terrorist. I mean, I still believe in God and such, it's just what's in the song and I've been looking into the lyrics much more.

[Reed]

At 4/10/08 01:52 PM, Sp10x wrote: and Jesus was not a terrorist.
come on

umm yea he was

[Jezuz]

At 4/10/08 01:59 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: You guys are completely missing the point. Basically what the song is saying is: The Romans labeled Jesus a terrorist. The world labels certain people terrorists (Osama Bin Laden for example). Most people believed Jesus to be a terrorist in his time. Most people believe Osama to be a terrorist in this era. Therefore, since what the general population believes must be true, Jesus was a terrorist. I mean, I still believe in God and such, it's just what's in the song and I've been looking into the lyrics much more.

That's an amazingly stupid point and comparison. Jesus never attacking the Romans, and was only seen as a threat because he claimed to be the son of God, and the king of Jerusalem. Oh, and Jesus never had war declared on him or his Christian "organization".

Osama Bin Laden has attacked America, is seen as a threat because he attacks American/British/Spanish citizens, and has no claim to any throne or seat of power besides that of the head of Al Qaeda.

They're two entirely separate and unrelated things.

[Dropkicked]

What a shit song. It doesn't even rhyme, and I bet they threw some half assed punk chords over it.

Fuck the Dead Kennedys.

[Unholy-Kraken]

At 4/10/08 02:00 PM, Suaron wrote: that was rly fuckn stupid

I know, eh?

[PinballWizard976]

At 4/10/08 02:03 PM, Jezuz wrote: That's an amazingly stupid point and comparison. Jesus never attacking the Romans, and was only seen as a threat because he claimed to be the son of God, and the king of Jerusalem. Oh, and Jesus never had war declared on him or his Christian "organization".

Osama Bin Laden has attacked America, is seen as a threat because he attacks American/British/Spanish citizens, and has no claim to any throne or seat of power besides that of the head of Al Qaeda.

They're two entirely separate and unrelated things.

It doesn't matter what He did. He was still seen as a threat. As is all the terrorists in this world today. Osama is seen as threat. Jesus was seen as a threat. Osama is a terrorist. Therefore, Jesus was a terrorist.

[JackPhantasm]

he was most likely a political activist/teacher type person yeah.

i doubt he killed people. i mean are there records of that?

He was definitely against the government. That makes him awesome.

[Jezuz]

At 4/10/08 02:10 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:

It doesn't matter what He did. He was still seen as a threat. As is all the terrorists in this world today. Osama is seen as threat. Jesus was seen as a threat. Osama is a terrorist. Therefore, Jesus was a terrorist.

Hahaha, wow.

You had sex at an early age, you lived with your mother at an early age, you want to fuck your mother.

Roundabout points are never relevant and most certainly nonsensical.

[UberMan5000]

The Dead Kennedys are too cool to rhyme anything.

[PinballWizard976]

At 4/10/08 02:23 PM, UberMan5000 wrote: The Dead Kennedys are too cool to rhyme anything.

They sing it so fast it's not like you could understand it anyways. And besides not everything has to rhyme. Also, it really sounds unique and cool when you listen to it. :|

[Sistine1408]

Okay, but where the fuck is the rhyme scheme?

And no, it really doesn't make any sense.

Jesus=/=The Church, dumbshit.

[Andrei-Ulmeyda]

Jesus was a "terrorist" because he was comprising the Roman's power.

Osama is a terrorist because he wants, and actively tries, to kill us.

Kind of stupid to compare the two, man.

[VenomKing666]

At 4/10/08 03:05 PM, Andrei-Ulmeyda wrote: Jesus was a "terrorist" because he was comprising the Roman's power.

Osama is a terrorist because he wants, and actively tries, to kill us.

Kind of stupid to compare the two, man.

Wow, they only have to show you the picture of an old man on a donkey to make you accept a war and feel threatened.

[Sistine1408]

At 4/10/08 03:14 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

Wow, they only have to show you the picture of an old man on a donkey to make you accept a war and feel threatened.

Try the $437 billion debt.

[Andrei-Ulmeyda]

At 4/10/08 03:14 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Wow, they only have to show you the picture of an old man on a donkey to make you accept a war and feel threatened.

I'm surprised you were able to figure out so much about me in such a small post! /sarcasm

I'll admit I phrased that very poorly, and led to you creating your own conclusions, but something you can't deny is that he is a scumbag who claimed responsibility for 9/11 and advocates the murder US citizens.

Jesus, on the other hand, preached peace and love and turning the other cheek. I was merely pointing out how absurd it is to compare the two.

Also, when the fuck did I say I was for the war and afraid of him?