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At 4/10/08 01:00 PM, Wreckages wrote: not at all, i'm a nice guy to girls, i treat them well and whatnot, yet it's the arrogant pricks who just care about 'getin sum pussy' who (somehow) manage to get with them, leaving nothing left for me to do but to sit by and wallow in self pity

If you're already treating everybody as if they were equal, that shouldn't be your consideration. You have to show the women you're interested in your interest in the first place.

EVERYONE cares about 'getin sum pussy'. You just might not have that as your primary concern when it comes to a relationship with women. But unless you show interest, women aren't going to know you're interested. They go for the guys who aren't afraid to show interest because the traditional girl is supposed to hide interest.

You're either becoming an acquaintance with the women who are dating douchebags, getting yourself 'friend-zoned' with them, or you're just plain not making any attempt whatsoever. Obviously, those that do it right will have more success than you. Quit sulking and move on and make another attempt.

Seriously, if any one of you are as nice a guy as you insist you are then you have to know that every woman would be SO lucky to have you. Quit wallowing with your low self-esteem and do something about it.

At 4/10/08 12:14 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 4/10/08 11:44 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Nice guys might win in the long run, they'll end up with stability and a volvo and children called Lester and Henry.

I'd NEVER name my kids Lester and Henry O_o

Shut up, you already have.

At 4/10/08 11:35 AM, Rideo wrote: Really girls want a man just like their father, and a lot of girls have bad fathers so it turns out they want badasses for boyfriends.

BINGO!

At 4/10/08 01:09 PM, Evark wrote: Quit wallowing with your low self-esteem and do something about it.

everything you stated there was 100% true, leaving me speechless.

you told me what i already knew, but in more depth, more harshly. it got to me, so i guess, thank you :3.

I feel honored lol

On Topic: Being a 'nice guy' with girls doesn't work at all...no matter how much you want to...if you want to be able to have a relationship with them...you can't be. I find that if you just act like a dick, and if you're at least funny while you do it, and you show very little interest in them, for whatever reason they will be all over you.

Chemical imbalances...

At 4/11/08 09:48 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Its a question that has plagued me for ages, and its a fact that I've resented for a very long time. That women prefer tough guys who abuse them over nice guys who will shower them with affection is something I'll never understand.

This confuses and infuriates me very much.

I think maybe it's because if a women goes out with a tough guy, that he will protect her if someone messes with her, but that doesn't always happen. I've seen women dating tough guys, and those women got into a fight and ganged up on and the tough guy just told her to fight for herself.

I'm a nice guy, and a romantic one, and I have put people in the hospital for touching my girlfriends in the wrong areas.

This nice guy convention is really starting to piss me off.

Have you ever stopped to think that maybe women would like you all better if you stopped talking about them as though they were fucking furbies?

At 4/11/08 09:53 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: This nice guy convention is really starting to piss me off.

Have you ever stopped to think that maybe women would like you all better if you stopped talking about them as though they were fucking furbies?

99.8% of the women in this world are exactly that, a furbies.

At 4/10/08 11:14 AM, Potempkin wrote

Sorry, dear, but I'm afraid that girl are bling forever.

It sounds kind of like a redneck joined a rap-crew,
And tried to talk about rich girls or some shit.

Learn english pls. kthx.

Maybe it's because a lot of the time the "Badass" kids are popular and cool, and if a girl is known to be going out with a guy like that she may become more popular.

Well, seeing that you implied that most girls think like that. I have a strong feeling that divorce will be a trend in the coming years.

At 4/11/08 10:01 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Men like that disgust me.

Yea, they are a disgrace to us. Sadly, they are out there ruining the reputation for us. ;[

All this talk about relationships and the like is bothering me. What if the facts are true, what if most girls prefer badass mofos? What if I'll never even get the chance to date?

At 4/11/08 10:12 AM, Xmanne wrote: All this talk about relationships and the like is bothering me. What if the facts are true, what if most girls prefer badass mofos? What if I'll never even get the chance to date?

If someone like me can have a girlfriend, so can you. Not everyone starts dating when they're 13.

Regardless of what "most girls" prefer, there are plenty of good ones out there, and you can find one if you try. Just don't expect to find a girl with a great personality who also looks like a supermodel. That doesn't always happen.

At 4/11/08 10:20 AM, subpar wrote: Regardless of what "most girls" prefer, there are plenty of good ones out there, and you can find one if you try. Just don't expect to find a girl with a great personality who also looks like a supermodel. That doesn't always happen.

This is true. Most of the model type girls where I live are either; 1) Sluts 2) Whores or 3) Prostitutes.

At 4/11/08 10:20 AM, subpar wrote: Regardless of what "most girls" prefer, there are plenty of good ones out there, and you can find one if you try. Just don't expect to find a girl with a great personality who also looks like a supermodel. That doesn't always happen.

Well, I guess I can only start dating in college since in college, It's co-ed. I really have no idea of how the coming years will be to me, I have no idea if any woman out there will ever find me attractive. I geuss all I can do is fantasize until college.

There's a big difference between 'nice' and 'pathetic'. You actually have to be able to interest them, make them laugh, and be charming. There's still room within that to be polite and kind, but they don't just want a friend. Some girls do cheat, but that's because some of them can't help it. Just like some guys just can't help it.

At 4/10/08 11:44 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Nice guys might win in the long run, they'll end up with stability and a volvo and children called Lester and Henry.

I'd say that having a child called 'Lester' is a BIG DEFEAT in my book.

At 4/11/08 11:28 AM, Britkid wrote:
I'd say that having a child called 'Lester' is a BIG DEFEAT in my book.

I agree, but nice people will think it a victory.

Yep it's true. Sucks too. The worst part is when they ditch you for an asshole and when they realize the mistake they've made, they use you as a shoulder to cry on. I'm sick of that shit happening to me.

I agree, us real men are a dying breed.
I have a few friends that are somewhat like this, but I still wonder if they are serious. I can't stand the people in this thread that are defending their position as a badass, because they get more women like that.

Evark is right, however. We can't just sit around and somehow get a girlfriend like they do in movies. It's not like that way. I would stand up for every girl that doesn't have the boyfriend they deserve. Those are too much, sadly, so that's pretty much impossible.

I say we replace all men with clones of people like me.

I've had one relationship *_* I would now like a nice guy, well educated, some money so I don't have to spend my wealth on him too much. Guy should be sensitive, like music (classical and some light rock)... Maybe into actually playing music, perhaps able to write poetry.

I don't like bad boys, what's the point, they're bad... Generally you don't want BAD things in life :p

At 4/11/08 11:50 AM, Sarai wrote: Generally you don't want BAD things in life :p

Bingo. Too bad not all girls are as smart as you.

At 4/11/08 11:55 AM, NOTsuperflo wrote:

At 4/11/08 11:50 AM, Sarai wrote: Generally you don't want BAD things in life :p

Bingo. Too bad not all girls are as smart as you.

Shut up, you pesky gringo. Bad things are ace.

At 4/11/08 11:56 AM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/11/08 11:55 AM, NOTsuperflo wrote:

At 4/11/08 11:50 AM, Sarai wrote: Generally you don't want BAD things in life :p

Bingo. Too bad not all girls are as smart as you.

Shut up, you pesky gringo. Bad things are ace.

LOL YOU ARE SO HARDCORE.

Some bad things are good for short periods of time, but a relationship is not for a short period of time is it, so that's what I don't get.

*sigh*

At 4/11/08 12:00 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 4/11/08 11:56 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Shut up, you pesky gringo. Bad things are ace.

Yes. Abusing your girlfriend is always the ace thing to do.

Sure. It reaffirms societal values and norms, brings communities together in outrage, and it keeps people who run prisons in jobs.

At 4/11/08 12:01 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/11/08 12:00 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 4/11/08 11:56 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Shut up, you pesky gringo. Bad things are ace.

Yes. Abusing your girlfriend is always the ace thing to do.

Sure. It reaffirms societal values and norms, brings communities together in outrage, and it keeps people who run prisons in jobs.

You know, all those arguments would not even be necessary of people who abuse would not be there. I think it would be much better if there wouldn't be need for people who run prisons.

Also, good job at trolling, you're getting exactly what you want.

At 4/11/08 12:05 PM, NOTsuperflo wrote:
Also, good job at trolling, you're getting exactly what you want.

I'm not trolling, swastika-pants, i'm simply bringing some challenge to this wankfest of a thread.

At 4/11/08 12:30 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 4/11/08 12:01 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Sure. It reaffirms societal values and norms,

From a much simpler, yet more barbaric and blockheaded era of our civilized history.

I'm talking about societies all over the world, here. In some countries wifebeating is tolerated. Here, when someone does it, the outrage we feel reaffirms our society's values and norms. You can't really argue with that.

brings communities together in outrage

Nah, thats what racism is for.

Nah, that's what disappearing blonde wee lassies are for.

Oh, what's that? Lots of things bring communities together in outrage? And this can include spousal abuse? Haha, yeah I guess.

and it keeps people who run prisons in jobs.

Sure, and it gives Bubba a new playmate, but there are plenty of Arsonists, Paedophiles and gangbangers to fill that spot too.

Bubba can never have too many playmates.