Help, much

[Twilight]

Its my friends birthday on Friday, and I dont know what to get her. I only have $1.25 and I dont wanna give it to her because its mine.

What should I get her besides money?

I'm getting more money tomorrow, just need some suggestions.

[Guest8792]

Glue macaroni to paper and make a picture.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Give her something you made. Like photoshop her head or something, it may strike a cord with her.

[RobRob15]

Make her something, girls always appreciate that sort of stuff

[DP36]

Make a pie. Give it to her.

[JamesTKirkV2]

At 4/9/08 07:40 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Its my friends birthday on Friday, and I dont know what to get her. I only have $1.25 and I dont wanna give it to her because its mine.

What should I get her besides money?

I'm getting more money tomorrow, just need some suggestions.

...ur cock?

alwais a good decision.
(so Sam Adams would be good too)

[Dralnur]

How the fuck should anyone here know?

Shes supposed to be your friend. Youre the one who should know what she likes and dislikes.

Youre just a failing little boy out for pussy.

[AllSeeingBlindman]

First thing you should never ask the NG public these kind of questions it just ends in fail.

Secound we dont know this person so it would be very hard to know what to get.

But if you really cant think of something either A-dont get her anything or B- make a card.

[Twilight]

Lmfao
WDF
IM A GIRL YOU JERK OFFS

[Pounce]

Give her something thoughtful, not money.

Something that doesn't require money. Women aren't worth any time of your life.

[Proottalfain]

I recommend you show her this thread so that she can see how much you care for her.

[Apophic]

A tomato?.

[Twilight]

Okay, more help with your thoughts.
1. Im a girl
2. Im not gay
3. Im known to be very cheap

[Dralnur]

At 4/9/08 07:43 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Lmfao
WDF
IM A GIRL YOU JERK OFFS

My above post still applies, lesbo. Either way, youre a fucktard for asking random people you dont know about something like that.

Get the fuck out.

[adrian2695]

At 4/9/08 07:40 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Its my friends birthday on Friday, and I dont know what to get her. I only have $1.25 and I dont wanna give it to her because its mine.

What should I get her besides money?

I'm getting more money tomorrow, just need some suggestions.

lol "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HERES $1.25!"

[Purpin]

Offer her sex.

[JamesTKirkV2]

At 4/9/08 07:46 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Okay, more help with your thoughts.
1. Im a girl
2. Im not gay
3. Im known to be very cheap

kewl. I gotz 5 dollars....so...u sucky sucky long time?

XD

[Prinzy2]

Fisting action, women like that kind of thing.

[Pounce]

If you're a chick then you should know.

You fucking lying attention whore faggot.

[Apophic]

At 4/9/08 07:46 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Okay, more help with your thoughts.
1. Im a girl
2. Im not gay
3. Im known to be very cheap

Are you by any chance Jewish?.

[Twilight]

At 4/9/08 07:50 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: If you're a chick then you should know.

You fucking lying attention whore faggot.

Hey fuck you
You overweight sack of balls
I hope your babies grow up with down syndrome
I dont even think you've made contact with a girl
Let alone gained enough fat points to talk to one.
Besides on a computer. You're a waste of sperm and egg.

[JamesTKirkV2]

At 4/9/08 07:52 PM, Apophic wrote:
Are you by any chance Jewish?.

yeh, cuz jews are cheap...

^^^ OMFG RASCISM!!!

[Dralnur]

At 4/9/08 07:53 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Hey fuck you
You overweight sack of balls
I hope your babies grow up with down syndrome
I dont even think you've made contact with a girl
Let alone gained enough fat points to talk to one.
Besides on a computer. You're a waste of sperm and egg.

There is a kitchen in dire need of cleaning.

Fulfill your destiny.

[Pounce]

At 4/9/08 07:53 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Hey fuck you
You overweight sack of balls
I hope your babies grow up with down syndrome
I dont even think you've made contact with a girl
Let alone gained enough fat points to talk to one.
Besides on a computer. You're a waste of sperm and egg.

YES, FEED MY EGO 12 YEAR OLD BOYS.

Any sort of genetic defect such as Down's Syndrome is better than being born as hopelessly stupid as you. At least people with Down's Syndrome can eventually learn to care for themselves and keep a job.

Oh by the way, I'm gay.

Keep talking, you just might make me make this thread my new wallpaper.

[Twilight]

At 4/9/08 08:00 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 4/9/08 07:53 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Hey fuck you
You overweight sack of balls
I hope your babies grow up with down syndrome
I dont even think you've made contact with a girl
Let alone gained enough fat points to talk to one.
Besides on a computer. You're a waste of sperm and egg.

YES, FEED MY EGO 12 YEAR OLD BOYS.

Any sort of genetic defect such as Down's Syndrome is better than being born as hopelessly stupid as you. At least people with Down's Syndrome can eventually learn to care for themselves and keep a job.

Oh by the way, I'm gay.

Keep talking, you just might make me make this thread my new wallpaper.

Ok, gay guy
If you, and your down sydrome friends can read
You'd learned from my previous posts that I am a girl.
Why dont you and your anals go crawl back in the cave you came out

You neaderthal.

[East525]

..dick in a box.

[Twilight]

At 4/9/08 08:00 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: At least people with Down's Syndrome can eventually learn to care for themselves and keep a job.

Oh by the way, I'm gay.

Keep talking, you just might make me make this thread my new wallpaper.

Also, I bet my allowance is bigger than your pay at McDonalds. Why dont you do me a favor and see how many times you can do a push up without reaching for the food ontop of your monitor.

[CatsomStudios]

At 4/9/08 07:40 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Its my friends birthday on Friday, and I dont know what to get her. I only have $1.25 and I dont wanna give it to her because its mine.

What should I get her besides money?

I'm getting more money tomorrow, just need some suggestions.

kiss her

[mad-spyke]

At 4/9/08 07:46 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Okay, more help with your thoughts.
1. Im a girl
2. Im not gay
3. Im known to be very cheap

well just get a simple card... Easy
but write a corney joke in itt so at least she thinks you care

[gradenator]

Give her the gift... of song.

P.S. refrain from singing.