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I was suffering enmonia, I could not stand up. This happened at Christmas :(. I barfed my guts like hell. I puked like a ton of puke everywhere. I could have died truthfully.

At 4/9/08 05:37 PM, pspmad wrote: I was suffering enmonia, I could not stand up. This happened at Christmas :(. I barfed my guts like hell. I puked like a ton of puke everywhere. I could have died truthfully.

Nice.
Actually, that reminds me of a christmas I had a few years ago.
Well boxing day to be exact, I caught a really bad stomach bug, throwing up pretty much non-stop from around 5pm to about 4-5am, it starts to hurt after theres nothing left in your stomach to throw up.

At 4/9/08 03:47 AM, nerdking wrote: gravo-tron 5th grade i was then known as vomit boy

in 5th grade when I threw up on my N64 and GC right before my birthday and got my Wii. For that whole WEEK all i did was lay in bet and throw up every three minutes. I got poisoned by Vienna sausages and almost got a urinary track infection. Luckily we didn't sue them. I got a rusty can or something. Maybe the sausages were rotten or my microwave has AIDS.

i don't know but last year i was in a fight and threw up on the kid i was fighting he got grossed out and then i bashed him until a teacher came

ahhh good times

About 3 months ago I had the flu and I'd dry heave for 5 minutes straight. I would eat and drink just so I'd have something to throw up.

At 4/10/08 02:38 AM, skykid10 wrote: in 5th grade when I threw up on my N64 and GC right before my birthday and got my Wii. For that whole WEEK all i did was lay in bet and throw up every three minutes. I got poisoned by Vienna sausages and almost got a urinary track infection. Luckily we didn't sue them.

didn't Wii come out last year? SO IF THAT IS TRUE YOU ARE A KID!

lololololo

It was drink induced, I can tell you that much.

well the worst one i can think of id this... i had been sick alot (not sure was i was sick of) and so i took a shower after i had gotten out, got dressed as such and then my brother comes in and asks me if i feel better, my answer was 'BLARRG' all over the bathroom floor i think i was 6 at the time

still not as worst as my friend in year2 he threw up all over his school work and kept on throwing up till he went to the sick bay. i bet it wasn't fun for the cleaners to clean up a huge puddle of puke

At 4/10/08 04:29 AM, GenericName54 wrote:

At 4/10/08 02:38 AM, skykid10 wrote:

At 4/9/08 03:47 AM, nerdking wrote: gravo-tron 5th grade i was then known as vomit boy

Either you failed elementary school at least 4 times or you're too young to be on Newgrounds. Wii came out last year when you were supposedly in 5th grade. 5th graders are 9 years old. Are you 9 or retarded?

I was 10 when I was in 4th grade so that is wrong.
And if spykid 10 is a kid, now that someone found out, he's busted.(not by me)

And the worst time I threw up when I was 3, yes I do remember that i was laying on my back mouth face up and all of a sudden I puked in the air so I turned around quickly so I wouldn't swallow it and all over the rug it went. Half of ot got on my back.

Thats not all, though, a little while after that I went to the bathroom and I had dry heaves for 2 minutes then I puked and craped all over the floor. very disgusting.

when me and my mates went on a drink binge for my 18th birthday. I was sick soooo many times!

Just today I was at Burger King and I had 2 throw up. You know those dump in trash cans with the doors? I puked in there. And then I went to the bathroom and while running there i puked on my hand twice. And then while that I had to take a major shit. I was in there for at least 3 minutes. It was discusting.*shivers in disgust*

Wow, you really ARE a kid! And btw, the Wii came in in 2006 silly! :D

Ugh, this annoying chick sat behind me in the 2nd grade, and all of a sudden she just threw up all over me. It was horrible. The image is stuck, I'm scarred for life, etc. I really couldn't stand her, and I still can't since that.

When I was in elementary school and I threw-up in the hallway.It was so embarassing...

When I tried to get past the bouncer at a night club.
I tried to act like I wasn't completely fucking wasted.
When he said "Ok, you're ok. Go ahead", I thread up on the sidewalk. Bad timing.

Also, one time I threw up in a taxi on my way home.
Had to pay 200kr extra to the driver.
That's probably $30.

I just smoked a blunt after having some drinks. I suddenly felt all dizzy and ill so I decided to lie down. But then I got the spins big time and I started throwing up all over the place. I threw up on my best friends sofa and her little brother had to help me to the bathroom where I proceeded to pass out on the floor. Not the classiest moment in my life.

2 weeks ago
party night
as i was hitting on a girl

The last time I puked was during preseason for soccer. My team does this test where we run two miles have a short break then run another mile. It was in the middle of August so it was a really hot day. I had eaten scrambled eggs for breakfast (which I later realized was a really bad idea) and probably did not have enough to drink. I was fin for the first two miles but when we started the final mile my legs were like rubber. Then I had to move to the side of the road we were on and puke up my breakfast. I puked twice before jogging the rest of the mile because of a cramp I received after the puking. My time was horrible. The good news is we do the test once or twice again in the season and I beat my old time by about 2 minutes. =]

Two stories.

My cousins were round for dinner, I was walking out of the living room and my younger cousin was skipping and suddenly stopped and threw up all over the floor, and I remember my aunt saying "Oh no, all over auntie Debbie's nice new floor."

Second one, more people round my house, friends of my parents and their daughter (who's my own age) and the little hellspawn child who's about nine. He decided to totter in to my brothers room (thank god it wasn't mine) and look through his drawers. Long story short, he threw up over my brother's important papers and ruined em. Somehow, the little shit managed to get my mum to give him a tshirt of mine to wear it on the way home, as he was covered in puke. The bastard still has my Santa Cruz tshirt. :(

I was around 11 on the highway with my family. We had just eaten at Don Pablos and I was feeling. Then my dad just HAD to smoke a cigarette and it made me feel worse. So I moved to the window, rolled it down and started heaving. There was chunks getting on the car behind me and all that shit. It was gross. It got all over my right arm too. It was all on the side of my dad's white car.

it was NOT lovely...

In a pool, i vomited water, cake, carrots, and 3 hot dog.
I was talking with this very cute girl who seemed interested. Too bad T_T.

It was at one of my friend birtday party.

Funny how there is always carrots in vomit...

2 o clock

Had to crap s I went to the bathroom, right in the mddle of crapping I started throwing up, so i turned around to throw up in the toilet but I crapped on the floor, and it kept going like that

my mom had to clean it all up in the end

my worst was last weekend. i got completely fucking wasted, came back to my room and passed out on my bed. I started puking while i was on my back passed out. if my roommate wasnt there, i probly would have died. the death of a rockstar.........

it was alot of puke, it was all over me and my bed. really fucking sucked.