I Hate Kids!

[randomgames]

My neighbors stupid asshole kids stole my mail! I asked my neighbors if they knew what happened, and they said, "Oh, we told them to give you those back!" I said, "you didn't even tell them that that is a federal offense?" "They're just being kids!" GOD! THAT JUST MAKES ME SICK! In fact, they stole one of them, and sent it back to the sender, saying I WAS DECEASED, AND COULD NOT PAY!

and that concludes WHY I HATE KIDS SO DAMN MUCH!

[Luke]

That is a fair enough reason.

[N1N-JA]

All the little 6 six year olds in my neighborhood are butt fucking ass holes also.
For instance, yesterday I was out passing a foot ball with my friend, this little shit comes up to me, squeezes my nipples as hard as he could, so I spun around and punched him, everybody was being sympathetic and he was crying, but he deserved it.

[AbstractPathologist]

This thread could be made into a great, funny parody. *wink wink*

Catch my drift?

[randomgames]

At 4/8/08 06:54 PM, AbstractPathologist wrote: This thread could be made into a great, funny parody. *wink wink*

Catch my drift?

nope.

[PulpChaos]

You are or used to be a kid.

Thread overboard.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Am I the only one here who thinks that little kids are not cute in any way whatsoever?

[Pedochu]

Calm the fuck down The only excuse was if it was Playboy.

[gibleto]

That's why I love kids.

[Dei-Sama]

What .. ?

[randomgames]

At 4/8/08 06:56 PM, PulpChaos wrote: You are or used to be a kid.

Thread overboard.

I still hate kids.

[PulpChaos]

At 4/8/08 06:57 PM, randomgames wrote:

At 4/8/08 06:56 PM, PulpChaos wrote: You are or used to be a kid.

Thread overboard.

I still hate kids.

But you would hate YOURSELF.

[TehHood]

At 4/8/08 06:57 PM, randomgames wrote:

At 4/8/08 06:56 PM, PulpChaos wrote: You are or used to be a kid.

Thread overboard.

I still hate kids.

You hate yourself in the past and now. Wow...

[AbsurdRandomness]

You're neighbor is a fcking idiot, sue his ass.

[PennyPigtails]

You're neighbors are fucking STUPID.
If it happens again, tell the cops or someone and get them in trouble.
It's not the kids, it's their parents fault for not disoplining them correctly.

[Testicle]

That's a good one, stealing someone's mail, mailing it back, deceased etc, i might try it!
I will get away with it too, well, maybe not, but it will be funny.
I can do this you see, because i am a child.

[Jayblin]

At 4/8/08 06:58 PM, PulpChaos wrote:

At 4/8/08 06:57 PM, randomgames wrote:

.

I still hate kids.

But you would hate YOURSELF.

Paradoxes are silly. This is silly.

[PinballWizard976]

After looking at your profile pic, I realize why you hate kids so much

Just kidding with ya :P

[mothballs]

Steal one of their kids.

[Gergaloth]

Being kids, People still use that term?

[randomgames]

At 4/8/08 07:02 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: You're neighbor is a fcking idiot, sue his ass.

Oh, they're just bein' kids! god damn... Like I said, they apparently don't know what a federal offense is, and where to draw the line of misbehavior.

in other words, thanks, I will.

[dogstile]

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[Lindione]

Well there is nothing you can do now that wouldn't cause a lot of trouble. It might be a good idea to put a no trespassing sign or some sort of barrier.

[randomgames]

At 4/8/08 07:37 PM, dogstile wrote: rant about kids thread number number bla bla bla

THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR, ASSHOLE!

[darknessdweller]

Well, I see why you would want to hate teh kids in ur street, but that
doesn't mean you have to hate ALL kids.

[bv33warrior]

dude who really gives a shit i wppd gp yell at the kid thats all no 1 cares abouit yur personal inner feelings to molest little timmy who lives across the street

[Mz-frost95-fr]

fuck I would be agnry too.

[gokuneverbeaten]

Danm thats some shit. I'm a kid, but I didn't do anything

[Atgod88]

id call the cops on that fucker.

<insert witty picture here>

[putzpie]

At 4/8/08 08:03 PM, Suaron wrote: I like kids.

Get your hand off your dick.