Masturbation Confusion (Serious)

[Pandemic2]

Well this will seem most likely very odd question, ill try to sound as serious as possible.

I remember back about 2-3 years ago when i used to come on here, they would be very talkative with masturbating and fucking cousins, so im looking for some.. well i guess advice from a semi-mature person.

I am young and am a guy, i didnt wanna get ahead of myself and go to a porn site, so i used the crappy Youtube stuff. I was like..umm... tugging? it didnt work. I remember a friend from school whose a pervert said to put some sauce on it, tried that, i found out he was joking. I tried some of that lotion mix, and when i tried that it was easier.. but didnt seem to do much.

After i did the thing with the lotion, i had to pee real bad and now its hurts like hell, that might be from sauce but im terribly confused, any..umm..tips, or advice, or i dont know whatever you teenagers talk about when doing it.

Trying to be as serious as possible even though it dont sound like it.

[JoeyNukes]

Do you get that special feeling inside without any fireworks? 'Cause after some practice you'll stop shooting all those blanks.

[Life-Stream]

Keep tugging it back and forward non stop untill it starts to feel good. Carry on, eventually you will orgasm. Repeat daily :D

[ironeagle233]

use shampoo

hey 300th post

[Seriana]

Are you circumsized?

[Ragnarokia]

At 4/8/08 05:46 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Keep tugging it back and forward non stop untill it starts to feel good. Carry on, eventually you will orgasm. Repeat daily :D

I never knew it was called that.

[Loki1285]

Yo man, free website... pornotube.com ALL free, enjoy. You don't need to pour shit all over yourself.

[Electric-Bla]

I am young and am a guy, i didnt wanna get ahead of myself and go to a porn site, so i used the crappy Youtube stuff.

But there isn't any porn on Youtube... What are you fapping to!?

I was like..umm... tugging? it didnt work.
You're broken.

I remember a friend from school whose a pervert said to put some sauce on
...Like pasta sauce?

After i did the thing with the lotion, i had to pee real bad and now its hurts like hell, that might be from sauce

Haha, try soap, it's worse. It'll go away in a few hours, a day maybe. Go buy some real "personal lubrication" or baby oil.

but im terribly confused
You're probably gay.

Trying to be as serious as possible even though it dont sound like it.

Oh, that's so going to happen here.

[Puzzled]

Keep on tugging until you feel a tickle in your ball sack. When that happens sit back and enjoy the moment.

[skykid10]

How old are you?

[pyrouk]

Just keep tugging it, theres no need to put sauce on it...

[Ragnarokia]

I have never used anything to aid it. You don't need to.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

There are some people who can't or have a hard time orgasm.

If this continues, see a doctor or something.

[Thimbles]

At 4/8/08 05:53 PM, pyrouk wrote: Just keep tugging it, theres no need to put sauce on it...

Unless he's circumsized. In that case, I prescribe a handful of hair conditioner. The less scent, the better.

[PennyPigtails]

Aw, Boys have it so hard when it comes to masturbating.
I'm glad I don't have a penis.

[weirDfunK]

You really dont need lubricant for whacking off. Just grab your cock like you would hold a baseball bat and move up and down. First time it takes a while but its worth it :D

[DirtyAA]

Lay down and apply pressure to the lower left of it starting at the top and squeezeing harder as you get lower. Also are you even hard when attempting to do it.

[Seriana]

What the hell are you stupid idiots talking about.

I'm circumcized and I don't need to spend 1/10 of my income for a faux lubricant.

[JoeyNukes]

At 4/8/08 05:57 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: Aw, Boys have it so hard when it comes to masturbating.
I'm glad I don't have a penis.

We're also harder to clean up after >:(

[lawlmaster]

At 4/8/08 05:56 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: There are some people who can't or have a hard time orgasm.

If this continues, see a doctor or something.

Its called ED...

[papaKLATZ]

Keep trying? Eventually you'll figure out something that feels right haha.
I just have to ask...what kind of sauce did you put on your dick?

[Atgod88]

I got a NSFW link, people tell me its really good.

its youporn.com, i dont know if its good or not, but merry christmas.

also, this is awkward but i agree with life-stream lol.

I dont think lotion is necessessary.

[acidy]

dude you just made my day

[Pandemic2]

At 4/8/08 05:49 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

I am young and am a guy, i didnt wanna get ahead of myself and go to a porn site, so i used the crappy Youtube stuff.

But there isn't any porn on Youtube... What are you fapping to!?

The videos like strip tease girl sex thing, even though not totally naked.

I was like..umm... tugging? it didnt work.
You're broken.

:(

I remember a friend from school whose a pervert said to put some sauce on
...Like pasta sauce?

I would rather not describe it.

After i did the thing with the lotion, i had to pee real bad and now its hurts like hell, that might be from sauce

Haha, try soap, it's worse. It'll go away in a few hours, a day maybe. Go buy some real "personal lubrication" or baby oil.

Probably cant get ahold of "personal lubrication" but aint that like lotion or something like that?

but im terribly confused
You're probably gay.

But i like tits.

Trying to be as serious as possible even though it dont sound like it.

Oh, that's so going to happen here.

Musta been gone to long, but some people did have some helpful things, if they werent helpful they were funny.

[Ragnarokia]

If you can't then don't worry, I didn't do one before I was either in late 14 or 15 years old.

[Pandemic2]

At 4/8/08 05:59 PM, papaKLATZ wrote: Keep trying? Eventually you'll figure out something that feels right haha.
I just have to ask...what kind of sauce did you put on your dick?

Like i said, i would rather not describe the sauce .

[weirDfunK]

Also, alot of the stuff on youporn is crappy, amateur stuff with really shitty camera angles and such.
If your fine with just pictures i would suggest www.thongdreams.com
Or if you want video download www.limewire.com and search for "MILFhunter" videos.

There bomb digg

[abculatter-2]

answer these questions:

1. how old are you? if you don't want to reveal this, are you older then 13?

2. is it hard whilst you attempt to do so?

also, you don't need lube

[Thimbles]

At 4/8/08 06:12 PM, RCrap wrote: What kind of sauce? Why can't you take the effort to tell us the sauce?

I'm guessing Tabasco sauce.

[Ragnarokia]

If you can't get it now don't push yourself. It might take you a bit longer untill you are able to do it. wait untill you are a little older and try again. Make sure you are in your teens and not younger than 13.