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I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:54:01 Reply

Does it annoy you that you want sex really badly, but I can get loads of it and have chosen to decline it?

I bet it does, I bet it pisses you off hard.

Try harder virgin faggots, and someday you will be as cool as me.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:55:43 Reply

Well I would turn down the kind of sex your probably gettin to. Fag.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:55:55 Reply

Being a bit arrogant now aren't we?


Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."
What's your fastest reaction time?
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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:56:37 Reply

O really?...

*bend over*

Prove it!


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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:56:37 Reply

Gosh your so mean. Can't you put you heart in front of your ego and care a little?


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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:57:21 Reply

Well everyone over 18 has access to it anytime they want. IT'S CALLED PROSTITUTES. Unlike you we have to try hard.


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:57:25 Reply

I smell a porky pie


w00t

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:58:27 Reply

HAWT!

I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again.


As you are reading this, you are unaware that World War III has just broken out, and humanity will be extinct in a matter of hours. Have a nice day.
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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:59:05 Reply

At 4/8/08 04:54 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Does it annoy you that you want sex really badly, but I can get loads of it and have chosen to decline it?

I bet it does, I bet it pisses you off hard.

Try harder virgin faggots, and someday you will be as cool as me.

what is a girl?

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 16:59:41 Reply

Um.
You need to think that over.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:00:17 Reply

i can get as much pussy as i want at the poke daycare

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:00:49 Reply

At 4/8/08 04:59 PM, Fora wrote:
At 4/8/08 04:54 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Does it annoy you that you want sex really badly, but I can get loads of it and have chosen to decline it?

I bet it does, I bet it pisses you off hard.

Try harder virgin faggots, and someday you will be as cool as me.
what is a girl?

A mystical creature from Venus.


To protect the world from devastation.
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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:01:19 Reply

hooray for you then

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:01:37 Reply

At 4/8/08 05:00 PM, Thegluestickman wrote:
At 4/8/08 04:59 PM, Fora wrote:
At 4/8/08 04:54 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
what is a girl?
A mystical creature from Venus.

How can I get one?

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:02:16 Reply

God I love you and all your sex. Always good for a laugh.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:03:34 Reply

I chop your cock off and give you a shrimp cocktail.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:03:56 Reply

At 4/8/08 04:54 PM, Burnzoid wrote: but I can get loads of it

Except from that girl you mentioned in your news post. Right?


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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:04:01 Reply

At 4/8/08 04:54 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

sam we all know that you decline females for a reason, the same reason you sucked your own cock. You are gay, you are a faggot live with it.
Remember "No such thing as bisexuals you just havent accepted yet" You have not accepted it yet.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:04:02 Reply

Lol mate, keep on dreaming that you're the only one who can get laid. Choose to be a moron and get none, does anyone care about you? trying to feel better than others is a nice way to try to get your low self-esteem back on track.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:05:00 Reply

At 4/8/08 04:54 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Does it annoy you that you want sex really badly, but I can get loads of it and have chosen to decline it?

I bet it does, I bet it pisses you off hard.

Try harder virgin faggots, and someday you will be as cool as me.

This is probably the stupidest thing since that PM I got about 6 minutes ago on YouTube.


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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:05:07 Reply

Sam is tall.
Sam gets all the girls.

He's a modern day batman.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:06:06 Reply

At 4/8/08 05:05 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Sam is tall.
Sam gets all the girls.

He's a modern day batman.

YOU MEAN ROBIN

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:07:59 Reply

At 4/8/08 04:54 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Does it annoy you that you want sex really badly, but I can get loads of it and have chosen to decline it?

I bet it does, I bet it pisses you off hard.

Try harder virgin faggots, and someday you will be as cool as me.

FECK OFF AND QUIT YOUR GOB SHITE!
I'll have sex if and when i'm ready!


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Fleet of his was big, He took off every Zig
Him to all base are belong...

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:08:05 Reply

Highschool made my standards way too high :/


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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:08:13 Reply

I fucking told you, I don't want to have sex with you.

Stop fucking begging me.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:12:06 Reply

I don't think you ever had sex, enjoy your wet cock.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:12:08 Reply

STD, I presume?

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:13:27 Reply

sterile


Drink tea and fuck bitches.

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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:14:05 Reply

And that makes you a good person?

Get a real life.
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Response to I'll Never Fuck A Girl Again. 2008-04-08 17:14:07 Reply

At 4/8/08 05:03 PM, CalvinGodly wrote: I chop your cock off and give you a shrimp cocktail.

Don't you mean :

I cutted off your cock now u have no tail?


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger