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At 4/8/08 04:34 PM, DWT-Productions wrote: Tell her your actually Tom Fulp and you own Newgrounds
Chicks really dig that!!

lmao and your best friends are P-Bot and Johnny

At 4/8/08 04:33 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: I've heard her talk a ffew times, but thats about it.

-Because finding a date is like picking up chicks in a bar.

You really think the basis of a relationship starts with objectifying a human being?

Stuff it back in your pants or be straight with her. You don't want a date. You want a fuck.

At 4/8/08 04:33 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: She never talks to ANYONE but a couple of her friends in class sometimes. I've heard her talk a ffew times, but thats about it.

BTW, I'm not FAT. I'm just a little husky.

Here's a pic of me.

No offense dude but get a better hairstyle. Seriously. Apart from that you look fine. Just go for it

At 4/8/08 04:37 PM, alternativesolution wrote:

At 4/8/08 04:31 PM, warshark wrote:
If you thought you were going to get a serious answer on these forums, think again!

Lol, I think you need to think again XD

Hmm maybe I do, however I was surprised to find people actually offering good advice. Usually these type of threads end up with "Rape!" or "Your obviously gay" etc.

At 4/8/08 04:25 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Well NG, I have a cliché teenage problem. I really want to ask a girl out, but I don't know what to do.

Ok, so there's this girl in my English class who I think is beautiful. She is relatively quiet/ shy. I'm not too attractive, and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm shy. Lots of kids consider me weird, and chubby.

This girl has full lips, a nice ass, and a big rack. She is VERY conservative, though.

How should I ask her out NG?

Don't say "Just gro sum bawllz, an do it, yo!", or "RAPE HER!!"

I'm in the same situation, except i'm apparently good looking. Since i've started liking the girl, i've been to hell and back with upset, stress, anger, and more upset. However, I plan to ask her out at prom, though we do get on pretty well, plus she says i'm like a brother, so that could help towards me asking her out.

A few things you should consider, be kind to her and her friends so you give a good impression of yourself, the simple phrase, "hi" or "hello", followed by, "you okay?" actually works very well.

Try not to act too wierd around her, show some sensibility, and that you are an upright "fine fellow".

If you say you are chubby, as I am, start going on the treadmill or go swimming or some sort of exercise, as I have for a while now, trust me, if you're determined enough, as I have been, the weight will drop off.

Try to prove yourself worthy to her, I know it sounds like alot, but females (i think) like a worthy man.

Once and if you get to know them better, you know, you can have a good conversation with her, then ask her out AS FRIENDS to the cinema or something, these should be spread out so you don't constantly ask her out. Then if she finds an interest in you, keep it up, talk more, then ask her out.

I'm probably wrong on some of these, but so far it's worked for me... sort of!

Anyways good luck!

Oh yeah, and DON'T rape her!

At 4/8/08 04:25 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Well NG, I have a cliché teenage problem. I really want to ask a girl out, but I don't know what to do.

Ok, so there's this girl in my English class who I think is beautiful. She is relatively quiet/ shy. I'm not too attractive, and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm shy. Lots of kids consider me weird, and chubby.

This girl has full lips, a nice ass, and a big rack. She is VERY conservative, though.

How should I ask her out NG?

Don't say "Just gro sum bawllz, an do it, yo!", or "RAPE HER!!"

I'm almost 23 years old. Been around the block and laid more than a few women....here's what you have to do...

First of all. You cannot just go up to her after never talking to her and ask her out to be your boyfriend. Don't work like that! Maybe if you're 11 it may or may not due to the excitement of the first time it's ever happened...you're 15 so she may have already had a boyfriend. Still not advisable......

You need to just start blowin the breeze with her and talk to her. Be funny charming and a little edgy...get to know her a little bit before you ask her out as your girlfriend because women hate "being treated like a piece of meat" which directly translates to asking her to be your girlfriend before you ever had a convo with her. You obviously only like her for her looks and she won't appreciate that (which may be true so you gotta at LEAST fake like you think her unique personality traits interests you) Slowly but surely escalate into flirting. If she flirts back it's on. If she doesn't you got more work to do talking to her...if you keep flirting when she doesn't flirt back it gets kinda creepy.

This is extremely complicated for you to probably understand for maybe the first time but this is how it works. I probably won't look back into this thread to see your response or the flames but that's the deal yo. Good luck and don't wind up in the god damn friend zone.

:D

cliche indeedy.

Well, if you can't ask her directly, do it via phone. Call her

At 4/8/08 04:38 PM, ScratchBattery wrote: Girls dont like shy guys so be spontaneus and yo you can get that punani son just TRY

I don't mind shy guys :/

funnel/ 6 pac is all you need (club if nessassary)

At 4/8/08 04:41 PM, warshark wrote:
Hmm maybe I do, however I was surprised to find people actually offering good advice. Usually these type of threads end up with "Rape!" or "Your obviously gay" etc.

Too true.

At 4/8/08 04:44 PM, Captain-Jake wrote: funnel/ 6 pac is all you need (club if nessassary)

goddammit, all i have is a tupac

bad jokel

tell her that you asked a bunch of strangers what to do and took their advise to heart
i'm sure she'll be blown away by the amount of effort you put into it

At 4/8/08 04:25 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

She is VERY conservative, though.

FUCK THAT SHIT!!! don't fucking do it. Conservatives=bitches.

You really had to ask NG, huh. Thats probably the worst thing to do! Really!

Look at this

I'm a total pussy too, I never ask girls out. Flirt innocently, tell her she's very pretty, smile, try and maintain eye contact. Make sure your intentions are obvious, which they usually are when you come out with 'you're very beautiful, y'know'.

It's even easier when you're drunk.

I've not had a girlfriend for ages, but I've not tried for ages either. I'm gonna try and get back in the game.

First of all don't let her know you think she has a "nice ass and rack"
I don't know, some girls may like it, but most girls wouldn't think that is flattering..

Just slowly strike up conversations with her,
Get to know her first.. Then you'll know you like her for her not just for her looks.
Then if you think it's going well ask her to the movies or something..

I had the same exact problem, she ended up asking me out.

If ur thinking of the same chick, ill kill you =)

Ask her to share an Alian Sandwhich with you. Or tell her you have a Newgroudns account. That makes women go crazy

I DO know how to charm girls. Opening the door for them....

Every girl I've done that for felt flattered.

Definite ways to win points with a girl is to tell her that she is pretty.

When I've done that they blush, smile, and say "Awwww! Thank you!!!1"

At 4/8/08 04:28 PM, WingCommand wrote: RAPE HER!

DO IT FAGGOT

I have the same problem; there are a bunch of super-hot chicks with nice asses and huge racks, but I am chubby and can't get a chance to go out with one!

jesus christ is everyone on newgrounds like me or is it just you faggots

Tough problem which almost everyone apart from the absoloute freaks have. You have to go up to her. Talk to her. Smile a lot. Then keep doing this and start doing stuff with her after school. Thats when you started smiling at her and looking her in the eye. Try and get quite close. But not strangely close. And then unless she looks away and says something completely unrelated then she doesnt get it. But if she keeps looking then smile your nicest smile. Next time this happens kiss her as good as you can. Try not to bite (rookies mistake). I know how you feel dude. Just go for it and the worst that can happen is that she turns you down. Imagine how happy you will be if you get her. Then fuck her. :D

At 4/8/08 04:25 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

and I've never had a girlfriend.

Stopped reading there.

At 4/8/08 04:33 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: She never talks to ANYONE but a couple of her friends in class sometimes. I've heard her talk a ffew times, but thats about it.

BTW, I'm not FAT. I'm just a little husky.

Here's a pic of me.

well youv got a good chance if that really is you

At 4/8/08 06:46 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote:

At 4/8/08 04:33 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: She never talks to ANYONE but a couple of her friends in class sometimes. I've heard her talk a ffew times, but thats about it.

BTW, I'm not FAT. I'm just a little husky.

Here's a pic of me.

well youv got a good chance if that really is you

Are you saying I'm beautiful!?

i cant believe nobody thought of this yet

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/dat ingsims

Man up, and ask her out.
If you ain't got the balls to do that, just give up.

It depends... show us he pictures of her so we may fap to her beautifomousness...

I make up words.

Save you the embarrassment and just don't. If you ask a forum what to do you are automatically screwed at relationships for a good part of your life.

Wear a sleeveless shirt and flex in front of her while trying to act like you aren't flexing. Then go in for the kill, saying "Gurl, u so fine, u gotta b mine" While getting into her personal space way too much, possibly grinding to show her you have a large penis.