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Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 21:34:46 Reply

Its obviously a fake site, but what a grand idea: get money for having your daughter married to some random guy

Just look at the results:
"I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn't have done it without your site!"
-Katrina K., married at 14

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 21:35:53 Reply

These girls are too old for my liking.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 21:36:01 Reply

marryourdaughter is clearly a website devoted to getting your daughter off of drugs


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 21:37:37 Reply

At 4/7/08 09:36 PM, RacistBassist wrote: marryourdaughter is clearly a website devoted to getting your daughter off of drugs

Clearly.

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 21:37:37 Reply

I'm going to make a trip to the maternity ward then.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 21:55:51 Reply

At 4/7/08 09:37 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I'm going to make a trip to the maternity ward then.

seriously dude its the best place to pick up!

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 21:58:35 Reply

Whoa, some of those girls are even cheaper than the prostitutes politicians gallivant around with!


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 22:30:30 Reply

1:Buy Wife
2:Procreate
3:?????
4:Profit!

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 23:04:50 Reply

I can marry a 14 year old WTF wow thats funny.

fake site yes if not then jesus thats just fucked up.
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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 23:11:20 Reply

At 4/7/08 11:04 PM, drknes wrote: I can marry a 14 year old WTF wow thats funny.

fake site yes if not then jesus thats just fucked up.

With permission from a judge and her legal guardians, yes.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-07 23:14:28 Reply

At 4/7/08 11:12 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Sk8erGirl14

14 years old. We are worried about her severe addiction to attention and myspace whoring. Need to get her settled down into a marriage with a man who knows how to slap a bitch and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

Price:$1.00 we need to get rid of her ASAP before her whoring spreads to the local neighborhood children.

Now now... Personal attacks are best left to the playground young man... If your going to insult Miss Girl14, please keep it general.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 09:49:44 Reply

At 4/7/08 11:04 PM, drknes wrote: I can marry a 14 year old WTF wow thats funny.

fake site yes if not then jesus thats just fucked up.

Whats wrong with a 14 year old getting married?

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 09:54:47 Reply

At 4/7/08 09:37 PM, Slayer3751 wrote:
At 4/7/08 09:36 PM, RacistBassist wrote: marryourdaughter is clearly a website devoted to getting your daughter off of drugs
Clearly.

Yes... Clearly.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 09:56:33 Reply

At 4/8/08 09:49 AM, Truth wrote:
At 4/7/08 11:04 PM, drknes wrote: I can marry a 14 year old WTF wow thats funny.

fake site yes if not then jesus thats just fucked up.
Whats wrong with a 14 year old getting married?

ITs the fact thats she is fourteen. Not even legal, yet.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 10:42:19 Reply

"Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn't very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We've told our youngest that when she turns 15 we're going to marry her off too!"

-Mrs. James P.

Obviously it's fake.
Part of me wishes it weren't, it's just too hilarious.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 11:08:58 Reply

I posted what was meant to be this post in the photoshop girl thread jumping around General front page by accident, so anyway i meant to say..

"Lol, i don't get it, why pay $30,000 to be a Pedofile when you could just use free internet chatrooms?"

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 11:48:02 Reply

At 4/7/08 09:37 PM, Slayer3751 wrote:
At 4/7/08 09:36 PM, RacistBassist wrote: marryourdaughter is clearly a website devoted to getting your daughter off of drugs
Clearly.

Obviously.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 11:50:43 Reply

i wish that was real because $34,875$= yeah boyyy!


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 11:53:15 Reply

That is fucking hilarious, i want to see what happens if you propose


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-08 11:57:53 Reply

Groovy concept!

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 00:15:44 Reply

At 4/8/08 11:48 AM, doody1 wrote:
At 4/7/08 09:37 PM, Slayer3751 wrote:
At 4/7/08 09:36 PM, RacistBassist wrote: marryourdaughter is clearly a website devoted to getting your daughter off of drugs
Clearly.
Obviously.

Fa sho


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 01:13:51 Reply

At 4/7/08 09:36 PM, RacistBassist wrote: marryourdaughter is clearly a website devoted to getting your daughter molested.

I fixed it.

And yeah... that's basically a site for pedos to legally buy prey... for a lot. Dumb bastards. Just take 'em off the street like I do.

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 01:17:37 Reply

Or it could be a site created by the United States Government to try and catch pedophiles...

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 02:22:01 Reply

I just proposed to Jackie G, whoever that is.


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 03:26:00 Reply

Rather pricey, aren't they?


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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 03:27:33 Reply

At 4/9/08 03:26 AM, Haoie wrote: Rather pricey, aren't they?

cheapest one is around 6 grand, and you can't even see her facial features,

not that the site is real


well i thought it'd put someshit here right?²

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 03:31:53 Reply

Hey guys why do you think there blurred cause there trying to make profit off there fuck-ugly daughters that look alot like shrek

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 03:38:34 Reply

At 4/9/08 03:31 AM, lamer17 wrote: Hey guys why do you think there blurred cause there trying to make profit off there fuck-ugly daughters that look alot like shrek

look like shrek - shit made me laugh

dont thing anyone would get e-married to that - lol


well i thought it'd put someshit here right?²

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 03:39:52 Reply

no seriously why blur there face and sell so cheap, there fuck ugly if faces werent blurred they`d make you pay

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Response to Marry Our Daughter 2008-04-09 03:41:22 Reply

At 4/9/08 03:39 AM, lamer17 wrote: no seriously why blur there face and sell so cheap, there fuck ugly if faces werent blurred they`d make you pay

the site is fake


well i thought it'd put someshit here right?²