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At 4/7/08 06:14 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Fuck someone, then tell everybody

Been there before. Internet is well aware of my adventures on that path.

Rape

I'm pretty sure being raped by two girls is a little more badass. Especially in a role playing sort of way.

Posting pictures of your cock

In due time, I've got just over a year before I'm legal.

Drugs

Yeah, I do drugs. Wanna fucking fight about it?

Excessive Swearing

Covered that in the last point.

Listen to Death/Black Metal

I know somebody that's "heavy metal" enough for both of us. I try to avoid him. The lyrics in some of the more reasonable songs are actually decent.

Saying you're not hardcore

I'm not hardcore.

Being a Jackass

I love free weights. They're so much better than fixed weights and core.

Spelling/Grammar

I'm not hardcore.

No compasion

I don't have any empathy. I can't really help it, but I was born that way.

I'm not hardcore.

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At 4/7/08 06:16 PM, MoriChax wrote: That's just plain Jackass... nor hardcore at all.

I agree. And rape is never funny.

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But wait theres more!

Murder
You at least have to bring death upon someone
NOTE: Suicide does not count. Although suicide maybe hardcore, you will be dead, and when you are dead you are not hardcore

Hitler
Hitler was probably one of the most hardcore person ever. Many of you think " wait you said if you suicide, your not really that hardcore"
True that, but, what you don't know is that he is not dead.

Shock Sites
Most hardcore people love shock sites. They usually have Goatse or Tubgirl as there wallpaper and ED/Offended or Bloodshow as their homepage. This is great fapping material to most hardcore people.

Bladed Weapon
The gun is the choice for all hardcore people because it is:
Quick, mobile, deadly, small and acts like a dildo*.
But, all hardcore people should own a bladed weapon (katana, sword, dagger etc..) anyways.

*hardcore people do not ass fuck themselve, instead, when having vaginal intercourse, the gun acts as a secondary cock for the anal sex. NOTE: MAKE FUCKING SURE THE GUN DOES NOT HAVE ANY AMO/IS NOT LOADED WHILE ASS FUCKING WITH IT.

Clothing
Many hardcore people wear their favorite color: Black (do not confuse them with emos). But the extreme hardcore people DO NOT wear any clothes. This provides quick and insta-sex without taking off their clothes.

note, may not work with small cocks.

Cocks
Don't worry small cock fags, you can still be hardcore. You should take a daily supplement of Viagara three times a day (take with alcohol) and surgery maybe nesscary to enlare your penis.
Remember, small cock =/= hardcore.

Drinking
Only pussys drink water. Hardcore people usually drink alcohol (wine is also for fucking pussys) but the extremely hardcore people drink some mother fucking whiskey with some drops of GHB. If you are too much of a cunt (note, cunt is not a hardcore swear word) of doing it and think you will get alcohol poisoning, NO
ALCOHOL POISONING=BULLFUCKINGSHIT.

Sex
Also in sex, no hardcore person actually does the normal one on one sex. They usually rape three JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS at a time. Usually the hardcore person is fucking the middle one while he holds one gun with each hand and starts fucking them in the ass.
THIS IS KNOWN AS TRI-GUNFUCKING.

the real hardcore people use shotguns

Money
Stolen kthxbai

Animals
Usually, the hardcore person owns a:
Tiger, Lion, Elephant, Shark (swimming in alcohol of course), Panther, Hippo and the most mother fucking hardcore animal ever
THE FUCKING PLATYPUS

no, this is not copypasta

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You forgot some stuff:

Wounds:
Hardcore people have nasty wounds received from fighting and other hardcore activities. But, hardcore people don't try and show them off. It's more of a "button". There, but nothing said about them.

Tatoos:
Hardcore people have hardcore tattoos. Tattoos completely covering the arms torso & legs & hands are hardcore. Facial tattoos are extra hardcore.

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Frankly, only an idiot with the interlectual capacity of a dead jellyfish would do any of the things you've mentioned in your little list...

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Thank you Hellian00, everyone is welcomed to add onto the list.
Also

HIV
Everytime you fuck a hardcore person you have a 100% chance of getting HIV (Hardcore Infectious Virus). Infact, yes, this does turn you hardcore, but their is one huge problem. The chances of you fucking a hardcore person is close to 0. Remember, you have to fuck them, not they fuck you.

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At 4/7/08 08:48 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: But wait theres more!

Murder

To end someones life si the greatest crime. It also shows how weak and pathetic you are that if you have a bad life, instead of trying to fix it yourself, you take the lazy option of hurting others.

Hitler

Seriously man, you FAIL HARD!

Hitler was probably one of the most hardcore person ever.

Hitler had several mental illnesses and had felt compassion, he was married with kids.

Many of you think " wait you said if you suicide, your not really that hardcore"

Suicide is Hardcore, its often just an act to FINALLY get attention (which you STILL fail at)

True that, but, what you don't know is that he is not dead.

So many years have passed, of course he's dead, dickhead

Shock Sites

These require intelligence to create. I thought intelligence wasn't 'Hardcore'

They usually have Goatse

Oooh, so Hardcore people ARE gay?

or Tubgirl as there wallpaper

You sad, desperate,lonely child.

and ED/Offended or Bloodshow as their homepage. This is great fapping material to most hardcore people.

FAPPING material? Wow, you fap over men widening their Anuses... I cry for you,

Bladed Weapon

Knowing how retarded you are , you'd probably drop it on you're toe

The gun is the choice for all hardcore people because it is:
Quick, mobile, deadly, small and acts like a dildo*.

the gun requires no intelligence, skill or bravery to use. It is a cowards weapon. Instead of taking on you're opponent, the retard shoots them. Congratulations.

But, all hardcore people should own a bladed weapon (katana, sword, dagger etc..) anyways.

Refer to 'Dropping it' comment

*hardcore people do not ass fuck themselve, instead, when having vaginal intercourse, the gun acts as a secondary cock for the anal sex. NOTE: MAKE FUCKING SURE THE GUN DOES NOT HAVE ANY AMO/IS NOT LOADED WHILE ASS FUCKING WITH IT.

From what i have read, 'hardcore' people are all homosexual, and therefore, enjoy a nice Anal Beating.

Clothing

Was made by Civilized, UnHardcore(normal) people.

Many hardcore people wear their favorite color: Black (do not confuse them with emos). But the extreme hardcore people DO NOT wear any clothes. This provides quick and insta-sex without taking off their clothes.

You're choice in colour is like you're choice in music. It doesn't have to reflect you're nature. I doubt everyone who wears black rapes people. As for wearing no clothes. I know you would LOVE to see more naked guys, but sorry, not happening

note, may not work with small cocks.

I am very sorry it didn't turn out well for you then

Cocks

Penis'. Only 13 year olds, or NG Mods call them Cocks (But the Mods are awesome)

Don't worry small cock fags,

Having a small cock doesn't make you gay (fag=gay, is also slang for Ciggarette)

you can still be hardcore.

No one wants to be hardcore

You should take a daily supplement of Viagara three times a day (take with alcohol) and surgery maybe nesscary to enlare your penis.

People who do surgery or drugs are to pathetic and have low self esteem. Be PROUD of you're appearance.

Remember, small cock =/= hardcore.

NO ONE WANTS TO BE HARDCORE

Drinking

Perfectly acceptable, unless you overdrink often

Only pussys drink water.

All athletes,wrestlers,footballers,singers,i dols,movie stars etc. drink water. In FACT, we ALL drink water. You=Strange, 13 year old who has NEVER had alchohol

Hardcore people usually drink alcohol (wine is also for fucking pussys)

Wine is for people who have the money and class to afford it regurlarly

but the extremely hardcore people drink some mother fucking whiskey with some drops of GHB.

Note: americanidiot2f has never had ANY of the above.

If you are too much of a cunt (note, cunt is not a hardcore swear word) of doing it and think you will get alcohol poisoning,

Alchohol poisonins isn't something to laugh at. People who drink too much can harm themselves or, more importantly, others. They could have serious troubles with their usual bodily functions, and even develop deformities

ALCOHOL POISONING=BULLFUCKINGSHIT.

YOU'RE GUIDE=INCOHERENT GIBBERISH COPIED AND PASTED FROM A SITE RAN BY 13 YEAR OLDS

Sex

A natural function

Also in sex, no hardcore person actually does the normal one on one sex.

You are an idiot, that only happens in Porn, get a girlfriend.

They usually rape three JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS at a time.

You watch too much hentai kid! FINALLY we have something in common :D

Usually the hardcore person is fucking the middle one while he holds one gun with each hand and starts fucking them in the ass.

Not only is that terrible grammar, but it will also be very uncomfortable for the females when they realise you are sticking a gun up their anus

THIS IS KNOWN AS TRI-GUNFUCKING.

Made up word, make up technique

the real hardcore people use shotguns

In you're case, you can only use you're water-pistol sized pecker.

Money

Sadly, it is a complete nessecity

Stolen kthxbai

You are only 13, the most you've ever stolen is 25p from the church charity. Okay Thanks Bye

Animals

So you're into beastility? You FREAK?!?!

Usually, the hardcore person owns a:
Tiger, Lion, Elephant, Shark (swimming in alcohol of course), Panther, Hippo and the most mother fucking hardcore animal ever

Tiger will chew on you're 13 year old bones, as will the lion. The elephant will trash you're house, fill the place with faeces, then proceed to spear you on one mighty tusk. The Shark would die in a matter of minutes (swimming in ALCHOHOL?!? You RETARD!) Panther,see lion and tiger. Hippo, BlueHippo would kidnap you're hippo.

THE FUCKING PLATYPUS

Platypus wins

no, this is not copypasta

HAHAHAHAHAH
What's that meant to be, you're seal of truth?
FAIL!
Sorry about this, i'm in the mood for a debate!

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Weight lifting is hardcore? I always thought it was because I wanted to improve my poor self-esteem and get healthy. shit

To be really hardcore you need to-
1. Accuse others of being hardcore to make up for your own short comings

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*cough* Sarcasm! *cough cough*

You for got Housing.

Hardcore people don't live in houses. They live where ever they fucking please.

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I know fohn-jamery wanted more hardcore guidelines, so here they are!

Showering
The typical hardcore person showers in this order:
Starts headbanging vigorously
Fucks someone

Note: hardcore people LIKE to shower in public

Condoms
As I said, Hardcore people DO NOT use condoms. But, the most creative and hardcore people do however insert their cock into someones pussy and then use that person as a condom. This is known as skull fucking.

Glove
Although most hardcore do go nude, they can't forget the gloves. They usually wear black leather gloves. However, during sex, the gloves are off so they could titty touch

Instruments
The guitar and drums are the only instruments that exist.

Protective Issues?
If your wondering, well, most hardcore people are nude, they are not wearing any bullet proof vest, I could just kill them instantly! Not so hardcore now.
WRONG
All hardcore people have a bullet proof fabric under their skin, cock included, therefore increasing hard on.

Quick Rape
A technique to rape someone is called quick rape. Before hand, the hardcore person been maturbating (to underage pron, shock sites, and rape of course) and they are almost ready to come. So they quickly find some random person and stick it in them. Then do a couple of strokes and bam, you came, mission accomplished. This is a quick and efficient method of rape.

note, rape is never sucessful unless you come

Cock Tattoos
Many hardcore people like to put on cock tattoos just for the hardcore lulz*. Many tattoo a dragon onto the penor or a snake (pythons/anacondas are usually a common pet for hardcore people).
WARNING: Make sure you fucking tattoo your cock when it is fully erect or else it will fail when you get a hard on while you tattooed your cock soft.

also note, ASS TATTOOS ARE NOT OKAY

*Humor
Hardcore people do not find many things funny. Hardcore people only laugh at:
Rape, Their Cock, Death and more Rape.

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You forgot another clothing piece.
Hardcore people always where dark sunglasses. Not crappy huge or tiny ones, regular. Abd they have to be dark.

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*Ctrl + F types Black Flag searches both pages finds none then leaves*

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Look who's back, back, back... back again. I just wanted to say that nothing has changed on this site, except for aesthetically in two years on this site....
1. There are still queer little bitches that whine and cry about mods picking on people. Hell some of those motherfuckers even started a petition. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU COCK-NOSED CUM DUMPSTERS!
2. There is still shitty flash, queer-ass hentai, and faggotty adventure advertisements all over the site. Get off your asses and get some fucking friends.
3. And the moment all of my fans have been waiting two years for... the MODS. The MODS are power hungry ass fuckers without the testicular fortitude to delete this account. I think they get a hard-on everytime they ban an account so the let me stick around. But really, how sad does your life have to be to spend this much time on a stupid internet forum? What's wrong? Did your man whore get ED and now you need something new to tickle your faggot ass? Look poxpower, that last one was for you. Now someone will post on here and be like, "Oh no, this is bad, you'll get banned." Maybe you can be a bitch assed mod someday to .I fucking dare you bitches to delete this account. But I know you won't and after I get reinstated and remember about this stupid assed site. I'M GUNNA FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!

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At 4/7/08 06:14 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Listen to Death/Black Metal
The real music of hardcore people.

Blasphemy. "Hardcore" Kids listen to "Hardcore" music. Because weak music makes makes j00 HaRdCoRe. Now please be Hardcore and blow your brains out.

Leave the Metal to the Metalheads.

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I showed you Nignogs how to be hardcore.

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At 4/7/08 08:02 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: Random shit

I love when people like this think that the OP was serious.

This shows everyone how big your raping device is.

In you're case, it shows everyone how small and wrinkled YOU'RE sexual device is

Your not you're.

It is not a "wrinkled you are sexual device".